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[cluckyclucky]

Sorry, sand coffee table and restain?

Oh dear Cat…..everything on your list are things that we ALL do….AS WELL as work full time!!! We don’t have a full day to “work” at going to the post office and sanding a coffee table is it me, or is she getting more deluded and unrelatable by the day? She’s like a parody of somebody!

 

[Silver Linings]

The laundry is ridiculous. She either piles up clean stuff to look dirty or they all get changed in and out of £150 cardigans three times a day.

 

[cluckyclucky]

Oh dear Cat…..everything on your list are things that we ALL do….AS WELL as work full time!!! We don’t have a full day to “work” at going to the post office and sanding a coffee table is it me, or is she getting more deluded and unrelatable by the day? She’s like a parody of somebody!

Me again. I’m laughing so much.

“Organise cloak room, check uniforms still fit”….these are her daily stresses??? That she has to “find time” for during the day? Jesus!!!!! Not enough rolling eye emojis for this dumb woman!!

 

[Slatternly]

No wonder she couldn’t cope with being a teacher!

I know it’s not a race to the bottom but I have some really hideous stuff on my to do list to do with safeguarding children and how I would love to just tidy a cloakroom and dance in front of my phone like a desperado. I haven’t had a wee all day and my own kids are feral. She likes to play the former teacher card when getting her kids to journal but I’d like to see her do the tit bits like coming home at 7pm with an exploding head and having to turn into Mary bleeping poppins.

 

[Auroraa]

I haven’t had a wee all day and my own kids are feral.

Sorry but that really made me laugh (please have a wee)

 

[Slatternly]

Sorry but that really made me laugh (please have a wee)

I’ve had a wee. Now to hit that cloakroom and a quick reel about fitness privileage before bed.

 

[Aab41]

Love how she had to re-do her hair position in her due on reel as it was covering her face

 

[Waffledoggy]

Perhaps I just don’t understand Instagram, but what I just CANNOT fathom, is how making that reel was deemed work so essential that it couldn’t wait until the kids were back in school? I imagine that took her, what, 45 mins? An hour? And then the time she’s taking to reply to all the comments… Could she not have spent that time with her children? I can’t see that it was sponsored/aff-linked/an advertisement etc so hardly essential to generate income or am I missing something?

 

[Stringyone]

Why is she promoting school uniform now? Surely this would have been more effective a couple of weeks ago. My kid went back today and we bought what we needed a week ago.

 

[BatteredVeg]

She spelt stationery wrong. An ad for a big client written by an ex teacher who is “educationally privileged”

 

[Auroraa]

She's taking the piss with her error-filled video captions now. Can't even be bothered to check her own kids' names are spelled correctly in them, let alone anything else. Two bloody letters to correct "Bo". Either do them properly and check before publishing or don't bother, Cat, otherwise it's an insult to those who need them. Accessibility matters. If you can't be arsed with the extra work, don't post so many tit videos.

 

[Bexxytrexxy]

So when she posts things like this does anyone else wonder who's looking after the girls if her husband is away? Does she leave them by themselves? Because my 2 girls are a similar age and there's no way I'd leave them even just to nip to the shop?

 

[notthefullshilling]

So when she posts things like this does anyone else wonder who's looking after the girls if her husband is away? Does she leave them by themselves? Because my 2 girls are a similar age and there's no way I'd leave them even just to nip to the shop?

I often think that too. And whether she's posting in real time... I.e. people knowing exactly when two little girls might be in the house on their own.

 

[Silver Linings]

I had the same thought, although the kids could well have been trailing behind her on tablets (not judging), bless them. Not those bloody reading eggs which you wonder how many bollockings she gets as she presents them differently every time she shills them.

I wonder how her husband felt last night viewing her stories? She is just pure vanity and arrogance at the moment, i’m surprised her head gets through her very recognisable front door.

 

[frostily]

Her name is ironic, right? She’s the smuggest one of them all

 

[Waffledoggy]

And why on a Saturday would she choose to declutter and organise her house when her poor kids only have a couple of days left before they go back to school? Why wouldn’t she do something nice with them instead? She could sort out her house any day of the week when her kids in school! And as for daddy phoning to tell her to have a rest Wasn’t it a couple of weeks ago she checked into a hotel to get her ‘me time’?! She has literally no idea.

 

[Abi da Walker]

So when she posts things like this does anyone else wonder who's looking after the girls if her husband is away? Does she leave them by themselves? Because my 2 girls are a similar age and there's no way I'd leave them even just to nip to the shop?

She allows them to make tea and toast so probably …

 

[Stringyone]

Now she’s answering Peloton questions- she’s hardly an expert! Barely uses it!

 

[strawberrymilkshake]

Her husband is whipped #freejimmy

Also we don't have a bit more time to play with since the kids went back to school, because we have real jobs that don't consist on working out and making a video about it

 

[Waffledoggy]

What’s wrong with her? Has she got the C*vid?! Is she extra miserable because they’re all isolating