I got wise and found them. What I was asking my parents was how Santa was turning all around the world when he was turning at Christmas Eve and Christmas morning around our cousins' house. I was 7!I could never understand why Santy had wrapped all the presents in the same wrapping paper my mother had bought in spar when she was getting groceries. Yes I really am that thick
Most of it is landfill fodder and pretentious shit like “make your own gingerbread house” kits. Sorry but who has time to make gingerbread houses with their children on Christmas Eve? You’ll find me wrestling with a 20lb bird and having a few swigs from the sherry bottle while reluctantly making the trifle that my husband insists on having even though he’s the only one who likes it.I noticed this Christmas Eve box trend appear a couple of years ago. It must be really hard for people to keep up with all of the additional things that are getting onto Christmas.
Oh I had one. My cousin broke (tore her head off) Great timesI knew Santy wasn’t real when one year just before Christmas a shop was robbed for hundreds of those baby expressions dolls that had just came out, every girl on our estate got a baby expressions from santy that year
side note, they were awful ugly things
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I think I broke mine myself. I remember scribbling all over it because it creeped me outOh I had one. My cousin broke (tore her head off) Great times
BrilliantI knew Santy wasn’t real when one year just before Christmas a shop in the area was robbed for hundreds of those baby expressions dolls that had just came out, every girl on our estate got a baby expressions from santy that year
side note, they were awful ugly things
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Ahem.Most of it is landfill fodder and pretentious shit like “make your own gingerbread house” kits. Sorry but who has time to make gingerbread houses with their children on Christmas Eve? You’ll find me wrestling with a 20lb bird and having a few swigs from the sherry bottle while reluctantly making the trifle that my husband insists on having even though he’s the only one who likes it.
That trend is melting my head. Elaborate 25 day advent calendars, Stockings, under the tree presents and now this? And of course those boxes get bigger every year.I noticed this Christmas Eve box trend appear a couple of years ago. It must be really hard for people to keep up with all of the additional things that are getting onto Christmas.
If you listen to the English media they've already won the bloody thing, don't even know why anyone else bothered showing up lolAre England still in the World Cup btw?
Getting beat 1-0 by the FrenchAre England still in the World Cup btw?
La vie en roseGetting beat 1-0 by the French
The amount of tales I could when I could tell tell confidently knew the Germans would beat themI’m watching it here at home but I wasn’t going to the pub to be surrounded byinsufferable cuntsto be fair we only have Irish pubs and in our town (greater London suburb) so would probably be ok but still. No.
In fairness the average English fan is grand but when I saw hooligans reducing a small Danish kid to(5 years) to tears I was like, screw youI’m watching it here at home but I wasn’t going to the pub to be surrounded byinsufferable cuntsto be fair we only have Irish pubs and in our town (greater London suburb) so would probably be ok but still. No.
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