Tonight's live quite long, moaned about having to get out of bed from lowen as she was warm and cosy but she had to go live.
Lowen said his best friend at school pinched his wrist, he had a scratch, she asked the kids mum but she said her boy said he didn't do it. Jo says lowen doesn't go into full details when telling her stuff and she doesn't want to put words in his mouth by asking 'did x push you' lowen doesn't go into full details because he can't talk properly Jo!
She says she will let it go this time but if it happens again or it's a different kid she will be storming into the school to get it sorted. He's hurt himself a few times and the school haven't given her much info as to how or why. He slid off a climbing frame he wasn't meant to be on but she said there should have been a teacher stopping them getting on it.
Said her and some of the other mums go to the pub after school on a Fri, she doesn't drink but the latte is disgusting and they didn't have any 'mauled' wine or mince pies on Fri which she expected them to have as its December.
Tells the story of the shit 'mauled' wine at the fireworks do a few weeks ago, she's still livid, said she should have written and complained. She's pissed off with companies serving shit and charging a fortune, she expects more for her money, next time she will take 'mauled' wine in a flask.
The party last weekend for Wayne, none of the outfits she ordered from Shein arrived in time, she didn't want to wear a dress she already had as she rarely goes out, she can't wear tight fitting stuff these days as she has a mum tum. Got a dress on Amazon but had to put cardboard in the bows on the sleeves and sew it in so the bow wasn't floppy, she wasn't happy but it had to do. She bought spray tan but it didn't show after four hours as she expected although she was orange in the morning, it was cold so she bought tights but couldn't get ones that made her look tanned so she was putting bronzer over the tights.
She hadn't prebooked a hotel, Travelodge was £75 which she didn't want to pay but figured it would be cheaper on the day.... It was £145
everywhere else was booked so she had no choice
He'd invited 45 but only three mates turned up plus his family, she felt sorry for him but he had a good time. Says she sometimes thinks people are her friends but they are just doing a service, she used to think her previous two farriers were her friends as they always chatted a lot but when she saw them out they barely acknowledged her. She said she needs to be less naive and realise people aren't always her friend.
The new farrier is lovely but young and newly qualified, doesn't want to be filmed which is disappointing, she thought about finding one who would be filmed but at least this guy turns up.
Back to the party, said it was good but wasn't the night she was expecting, she didn't get drunk or meet the man of her dreams.
When she was younger they used to get really dressed up and wear heels but these days it's all scruffy trainers, baggy jeans and cropped tops. She doesn't want to look like mutton dressed as lamb but if she tried to dress like the kids she'd look a twat.
Who thinks she was the only one who was dressed like a tart??!
Says in her head she's still 25, she's so annoyed that last time she went out she wasn't asked for ID... We know Jo, you keep mentioning it you sad cow, get over it!
Someone asked about her car and she says she likes it but it's just a car, she got a four year warranty but it cost her £2000 so she's going to get every pennies worth and claim for everything she can, chips on paintwork, alloys, full valet etc.
Pretty clear that the novelty has worn off and she's now regretting lumbering herself in debt for a few years.
Tells the story of her glasses again and how they do the sales pitch to get you to spend more.
Says everywhere you go people are trying to get more money out of you... Just like you constantly plugging supporters eh Jo?!
Piotr ok but still living on her drive, she keeps dropping hints but needs to talk to him about moving on, he wasn't meant to live on her drive forever. He said he'd chop wood for her the other day but was late home, she said to Lowen he's fucking living on the drive but she wasn't benefiting from him and lowen said he should live in the fucking stable. She thought it was hilarious, says she normally tells him not to swear altho she hardly swears in front of him now.
Says he's living on her drive but not doing jobs for her so he's of no benefit, she wants her space back.
Daisy fine, she should have taken her back for a post op check after two days but didn't, thought she only had to take her after ten days even though she got the card with the dates written on it. Says she could take her stitches out for her, she's always done it with her other animals.
Goes on again about wanting Xmas just her and lowen, she doesn't think it's fair to drag him away from his toys to go see her mum and sister, she doesn't want to share him opening his presents with anyone else, she's got more responsibility than the others, doesn't like leaving the animals.
She doesn't want to know what anyone else is doing, she just wants one day where it's just her and him as his birthday and hers there's always others around and although it's nice she craves a day alone with him. So that's grateful of her, basically proving that she hates having Kaff around all the time but puts up with her because of the money and gifts. Nice mate you got there Kaff.
Doesn't work Tuesday with her landlord as they are fully staffed now but tries to pop in once a week. She never put invoices in as he's like her grandad, it was a privilege to work with him, she couldn't take money from him, never has done, she never did it for the money even though he's probably a multi millionaire. No ulterior motive there eh Jo?!
Says she is going, it's 9.45 and birds still out, rabbit escaped earlier but luckily she saw her before the dogs got to her.
And that was it, if she didn't repeat multiple stories each week her lives would be about twenty minutes but she just goes over the same stuff constantly.
The screenshots are from the former Help the Sex Pest Page, Kaff got all tuff and then backed down when she realised it had pissed people off!
Don't know why she gets her knickers in a twist anyway as she never gives monetary totals unless people message her and Jo tells everyone what she receives so it's hardly a secret.
And if the 'forums' ie Tattle are of no interest to her and Jo why do they keep reading and letting whats said on here bother them so much they feel the need to cull members??!