Niomi Smart #9 Self love from above. Is she a loon? No it's the moon.

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This idiot has to go out there during another flare up of Covid and rub her sweaty hands all over a wooden bar. Sounds safe as hell.

Seriously, I can't...
 
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Random but I’m really curious how much SmartSkin she’s ACTUALLY sold... all we see on social are the gifted PR packages
 
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How do we know there is actual stock of it, the whole thing seems odd and her own advertising of it is barely lukewarm at best.
 
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It's also beyond me. Brigitte Bardot was the sex symbol of 1950s and 1960s.
Niomi has zero of that.
 
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Random but I’m really curious how much SmartSkin she’s ACTUALLY sold... all we see on social are the gifted PR packages
I’m curious too. Has Smartskin been tagged by any plebs on Instagram or tiktok? Feels like the brand has NO social media presence
 
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Yeah, it's weird. I haven't read any reviews about it or anything. They haven't even updated their Facebook page to say it's launched.

Perhaps it's a drug front for vegan cocaine? SmartSniff.
 
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Sorry to go off topic but I see your posts a lot and you’re funny and nice, it sounds like you have an interesting life from what you’ve said and you’d be interesting to talk to. I’m sorry your mum has made you feel that way, but your appearance is not your only worth!
 
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I remember when Marcus gifted her an art piece of Audrey doing the middle finger or something...she was NOT happy
 
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Did you guys see Kim Kardashian’s self absorbed birthday post about her family having a luxurious celebration on a luxurious island and pretending covid doesn’t exist???

It reminded me of miss Nimbobs so much!! What is covid to our yoga princess?
 
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Yep, another example of big ego and small brains.
 
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Omg yes! I was going to say the same thing when I saw it.
 
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She definitely sees herself as Audrey Hepburn.
She wishes she were like Audrey. She can fake the makeup and the mannerism, she cannot fake Audrey's compassion, strength and charity. Imagine Hepburn giving some child or her spouse shit about the calories in her breakfast... There are far better things for Niomi to be inspired by if she wants to be like her, apart from her eyeliner.
 
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this is how i feel about you @judgejohndeed
 
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+ Audrey Hepburn was born into an aristocratic family. Niomi wishes she was born having aristocratic blood.
 
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Aww, I love you Tattlers! This place is like therapy for me
 
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+ Audrey Hepburn was born into an aristocratic family. Niomi wishes she was born having aristocratic blood.
She needs to get herself a transfusion; problem solved. Then straight off to 'Breakfast at Tiffany's'..........matcha, natch.
 
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