Oh god she needs to do it for the plotShe could consider buying Joe's flat though, just saying. It comes with a spice rack!
Niomi’s outfit here is just truly terribleNiomi strikes me as the type of person that wants to get paid to live somewhere lol, some more of Jamie White rubbing off on her.
I think they are on a break since she's hanging out with her family. It's hilarious how her grandmother names all the people in her pictures, Im sure everyone who she's friends with knows what her family looks like, no?
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Haha you are evil and I love itShe could consider buying Joe's flat though, just saying. It comes with a spice rack!
Search for the Gate House of the Old Printworks in Clapham. You will probably find pictures of the main house it is attached to as well, which I always find interesting.Can anyone give me a tip for how I can find the shed on rightmove?
But that life wasn't real either, that's why she is where she is with a big void between her ears and no direction in life, again.It’s a nice shed though. I can an absolutely see someone single or a couple that’s into tiny living being interested. Living into a “back house” on a property isn’t unheard of here and lots of people wouldn’t have a problem with it. The price is hefty though. But I guess that’s London? Not sure if it’s that far off. If she was serious about her Yoga/hippie stuff it would have worked fine. You can definitely make it look great
But I think she actually wants to go back to her old flat. When she was peak influencing, selling her clean (no cock worshipping retreats), vegan, sporty, not a care in the world, dating a handsome guy with good breeding persona, sweet half-sister yada yada yada. As she lost clean, vegan, fiancé checkpoints and as her life looks in shambles ever since the breakup with Joe she clings to Yoga and some spiritual bullshit to fill the gaps. And probably to feel better about herself. Instead of taking a honest and humbling look at herself, go back to what she liked and work on what was unhealthy. I mean, it’s ok to be a valid, shallow and lazy person. And if it pays- more power to her.
She has an exceptional talent to do nothing right.Niomi might be the only person capable of losing money on real estate in London.
£1000/sqft is pretty standard for clapham, even if its the dodgier and less desirable end. there's no way you'd ever find a 2 bed freehold with garden for 500k or anywhere near that even if it's an embellished granny flat.I just looked up the shed on rightmove and it really reminds me of an Airbnb. Fine for a short holiday but I can’t imagine living there - it’s also an absolute stretch to call it a two bed when the second “bedroom” is a mezzanine floor you can barely stand up in with no privacy?
That being said I think it has potential, the kitchen and bathroom aren’t very nice and the whole place just feels quite clinical/unloved? I could imagine somebody with good taste making it really nice and cosy. Not worth anywhere near 750k though, maybe 500k at a push… there’s just such better places in such better locations for that much!
Oh my god I thought you guys were kind of joking about the bum hole thing but he’s literally going in there wtfThanks to a commenter under one of Niomi's IG posts for the thread title suggestion.
Well something strange has just happened. Niomi is not wearing theirstar and has not mentioned since that one brief IG story.
In completely unrelated news Jamie White has been in Texas exploring himself
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I'm screaminggggThen a bum hole retreat to celebrate
I forgot about the garden - that’s definitely a big bonus!! I wonder if she’ll buy somewhere else after selling it or just keep drifting£1000/sqft is pretty standard for clapham, even if its the dodgier and less desirable end. there's no way you'd ever find a 2 bed freehold with garden for 500k or anywhere near that even if it's an embellished granny flat.
Defo think she overpaid though
A loss of 84K on the house price, plus an early repayment fee on her mortgage if she's not buying somewhere else.Ok so, I know a lot about real estate.
The mezzane can't be a bedroom, that is why the bed is in the weird storage area, you need walls for a room.
She bought in 2021 for 779k.
Problem is she got scammed by the agents in 2021, she has paid a 2 bed price, for a 1 bed property. Also, she has done no improvements. No kitchen or bathroom renovations etc. No reason the price should of gone up.
She should be ok to find a buyer, because a lot of people just want a second bedroom as an office, which her place ticks to that box. But the price will have to come down.
Now the boring numbers bit. She bought at a high in 2021, the interest rates blew out late 2022 and 2023. I suspect she did a 2/3 year fixed rate at 1-2% that has just come off. So she would be looking at a 7% variable or a 5% 5 year fixed. I suspect she can't afford these numbers, at least not having her care free life. That is a hefty mortgage.
I predict she could sell it for 720k, in today's market, which would have her lose, 58k value plus the 26k stamp duty. 84K in 2/3 years.
Worth noting it says it is chain free.
It is generally a terrible decision to sell now, unless you are also upsizing because, although the initial property is down in value, so would be the next one in the chain. So, it call equals out in the end generally. But not if you sell at a loss but don't buy anything else while the prices are cheap....
Point is, I suspect money issues for her. She is selling because she can't afford it/needs cash.
Hope this wasn't too numbers and boring
Yes, much nicer looking flats! Even Joe's place (though pretty dark inside) was a better living layout plus it had a decent decking balcony area.I looked at other properties under offer in that area, asking price all cheaper than hers, several nice flats with good floorplans, 2 double bedrooms and garden. I think her place is a rip off in comparison, and tbh is it a house or is it just a high ceiling flat with a mezzanine where only a mattress can be accommodated
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