I genuinely can’t think of an “influencer” with a stranger relationship record.
I know she’s dated some arseholes but she has to be a HUGE part of the problem.
I know she’s dated some arseholes but she has to be a HUGE part of the problem.
Niomi Smart #82 If all that manifestation gave you Jamie, no way I'm giving it a go
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Whoa the jump scare when I clicked on the new thread, that picture will forever haunt me but it made me laugh like a maniac. Lmaoooo 
Thank you @Jelly Bean for setting thread #82 up 
Thank you @Jelly Bean for setting thread #82 up 
I do wonder how both Verity and Nims have managed the situation around DM. First bringing Lordon home with her, essentially a random she’d met 3 weeks prior, then flying the family out to witness the most cringeworthy engagement in history, then the whole issue of Verity clearly not liking Lordon, then explaining a second broken engagement, then explaining the engagement was back on, then admitting (we assume) it’s off AGAIN!! Poor kid.
Remember that he was on the boat trip in 2022 as well, much too close for the stranger he was and is.
I thought it was rally weird to bring a stranger that she just met on a family vacation.
Also LOL at her saying she needed time to reset and relax after her one month yoga course in India, as if that was some huge, tiring achievement. Some people actually work full time or have children to look after and go for months without any time off. Nims has to follow a schedule for a month and needs a holiday to recover.
Presumably full steam ahead to launch her yoga retreat business.
DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH 🤿
DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH 🤿
I feel like it’s unlikey she would take off the ring and make a point of not wearing it if they were still engaged. It was back on her finger IMMEDIATELY after she got back from India and there for all of Spain. It would’ve made more sense if she just didn’t wear it the whole time, rather than only just now. I think something definitely happened. I guess time will tell.
Yeah, it's most likely that something is going on! I just like to explore all possible scenarios and I find it all incredibly messy if they are off again! Imagine declaring that 'love always wins' and then it's all off again after a month!
Where is the shed located? Obviously not W11Re the shed, I think it could be a good and humbling experience for her to be back there. Teach her that she needs to be a grown up, own her decisions and stick something out even though she doesn’t like it. In the real world people can’t just up and leave a place simply because they don’t like it. Yes, move eventually but give it 6-12 months first rather than making yet another rash decision. (Or piss away money living in hotels, wtf was that?!)
I’ve already disclosed that I actually quite like the shed. It may not be her preferred area and absolutely she should look to move to the location she wants, but staying in the place she actually owns in the meantime isn’t exactly a squalid hardship.
I think somewhere near Brixton and Clapham.
It’s SW4
Looks like the shed is for sale again. It's on Rightmove with the price reduced on May 16th.
Wow, she must really hate living there if she’s willing to sell for a loss…
She could get somewhere like this in Notting Hill though:
www.rightmove.co.uk
Or if she can stretch her budget, this one is nice:
www.rightmove.co.uk
She could get somewhere like this in Notting Hill though:
Check out this 2 bedroom flat for sale on Rightmove
2 bedroom flat for sale in Chepstow Crescent, London, W11 for £750,000. Marketed by Knight Frank, Notting Hill
Check out this 1 bedroom apartment for sale on Rightmove
1 bedroom apartment for sale in Elgin Crescent, Notting Hill, London, W11 for £875,000. Marketed by Savills, Notting Hill
Niomi strikes me as the type of person that wants to get paid to live somewhere lol, some more of Jamie White rubbing off on her.
I think they are on a break since she's hanging out with her family. It's hilarious how her grandmother names all the people in her pictures, Im sure everyone who she's friends with knows what her family looks like, no?
I think they are on a break since she's hanging out with her family. It's hilarious how her grandmother names all the people in her pictures, Im sure everyone who she's friends with knows what her family looks like, no?
That second bedroom is a closet!
She could consider buying Joe's flat though, just saying. It comes with a spice rack!
I bet she's at the shed setting up to film something, probably like the LG fridge or that tv next to her door ADs she did. She probably keeps putting it on and off on sale depending on how she feels/needs space she doesn't believe in but will still pretend she loves it there for a paid AD. That's why she never talks about it, easier to slip in that faux reality she always sells.
I think the nail in the coffin for the shed was her extensions plans getting rejected. She’s back there as a last resort because she’s run out of friends to mooch off of.
She wanted to be closer to the moon and got denied.