Niomi Smart #80 Charging for articles sounding like ChatGPT, she's no morals, conscience or husband to be

[Shutterbug99]

Knickers for liquor is mentioned in the article, haha! Follows him everywhere!

Niomi Smart announces she's reconciled with her ex-fiancé

The influencer, 31, who is originally from Brighton and Hove, posted a gushing statement about her husband-to-be Jamie White on her Instagram Stories last night.

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[coriander]

She's always on vacation, same old same old... she already said she has no responsibilities anywhere. Now India feels like home to her, always, Bali what

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What does she mean by 'I always feel so at home in India'? This is literally the second time she's there, exaggerating much?
More emphasis on being happy, which means the exact opposite. No sane person draws mandalas on holiday, her life bores me to tears.

 

[SpanishPink]

Poor girl, there's definitely something wrong with her...
To think she even advertised their break-up in a magazine ! Anything to make a spectacle of yourself...
I really feel sorry for her mum, she must wonder what she did wrong for her daughter to be so unstable and lacking direction in her life.

 

[KeepScrollin]

Guys...I'm so conflicted right now.. this news has me feeling all the feelings
One on hand I'm feeling:

Then on the other hand I'm also:

What is happening oh moon and Mercury and saturn! ‍‍‍

 

[chausette]

Do y'all think she will invite Joe to their wedding? Marcus maybe?

 

[Callan]

According to this he's from a very wealthy family. He also possibly dated Princess Beatrice way back when he still had hair.

I'm sure Terrina would be overjoyed if Nims hooked up with this guy!

Is this the society wedding of the year?

Jimmy Choo PR Alexandra Lucy Edwards and private members' club owner Carlo Carello tied the knot in style in Turin, Italy, watched by 200 of their society pals last weekend.

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Wow I guess those red pants ARE a big part of his personality, just like Jamie's white smurf booties.

 

[Callan]

Am i crazy or she hid some of these engagement posts when they broke up? Now more stuff is showing up from that time

the engagement era crap is back

 

[Mr.Mistoffelees]

It definitely sounds like she blindsided him. If that was the case, the karma she got with Joe is *chef's kiss*.

 

[formerly_sitkx]

GUYS I FUCKING RANNNNNN HERE

 

[Freyjalace]

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Nims has bagged herself another stunner

 

[Shutterbug99]

Maybe she's going back to the basement flat in Dublin where the sun never shines...

 

[curiouscat106]

Just doing some late night revision and THIS popped up on my laptop

 

[Jelly Bean]

I *bet* the spin will be people tried to separate them but they realised they had to be together. The blame will be on others. So she can happily start ignoring her family and friends again.

 

[frooshh]

Ignoring the fact that Donkey is an absolutely despicable human being - this is going to end badly because if there’s any reason to end a relationship, those people should NEVER get back together. On and off relationships DO NOT WORK. And the fact that dimbobs had enough of a reason to abruptly end an engagement - there is 0% chance this will end well, no matter how many years down the road. The problems that caused the relationship to end in the first place will come up again with vengeance. And knowing she can’t bear to be single again, she’s in for a lifetime of misery.

 

[Yel]

She really does think 200 hours of a holiday vibes yoga course is huge achievement.

Hun for many other people 200 hours is 20 days of work and a normal month.

 

[ECH]

It's insane how she's just ignored the hundreds of comments calling him a creep and saying they were glad for her to get away from him. I know it's common in abusive relationships for someone to go back to their abuser, but idk, I had some hope for her.

 

[londongirl2001]

Remember how we speculated about what might have caused the breakup, because it seemed so sudden? I bet it was one big fight and she was out of there. And he got her back, „challenging“ her with his lifecoach bullshit

 

[judgejohndeed]

I have a newfound respect for Marcus if Niomi cheated on him and he never publicly slated her, carried on working with her on that subscription box thing etc. Poor guy. Niomi could learn a thing or two from him about how to conduct yourself after a break up even when you're the injured party, it seems

 

[melfish]

I hate when companies use scarcity as a marketing tool. It's so manipulative. For a productivity company, the irony is at least amusing. Sort your shit out and stop relying on FOMO in your customers

 

[Laughingforlife]