Niomi Smart #80 Charging for articles sounding like ChatGPT, she's no morals, conscience or husband to be

[formerly_sitkx]

guys I just missed

I can see it too haha, wow...

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This is the same face she was making as in the video when he was making fun of her for having two desserts on her plate

 

[Callan]

Is the yoga retreat over yet?! I’m so bored!!!

Just me sat here waiting to see if she heads back to Cape Town when it’s done…

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She's trying to bore us to death so she's on that 4 week retreat thinking she will be back and nobody will talk about the stilly stuff she does.

 

[Lionsden]

Could her yoga course already be over? The white haired guy is saying his goodbyes to Goa, and they arrived at the same time and seemed to be in the same classes. I wonder where she will go next?

 

[bluestone]

The wrists

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

Agree.She is a lot of things,but a cheater?.I just don't see it.

I can't imagine shes bright enough to cheat.. all the lies you'd have to keep up with

 

[formerly_sitkx]

Omg someone please drop the timestamp for the Niomi part in the Marcus video

 

[laplusheureuse96]

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God I‘m gonna throw up. Your brain is like a strainer, Dimbobs, any information that’s somewhat relevant just leaks through it. All that remains is the „spiritual“ signs you believe in.

 

[Cloak]

AAAAHH new thread! Thank you!
Oh Gosh, that yoga retreat already looks like a nightmare. She'll feel 100% uncomfortable but of course she'll fake the whole thing and be incredibly smug about it.
I do believe she was in SA but I'm praying it was just a closure type of thing or something even if it's unlikely but I can't, FOR MY OWN SAKE, contemplate she's back with that thing. Now we have to wait and see what happens after this course...

That thing 🤌

 

[supercalifragilis]

She’s back to the learning, peeps. Looking as engaged as ever (pun unintended)…


…but looking less enthused about the material now than she was before - she was even taking notes!
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Ugh his hair/face/whole thing

 

[EGuyUK]

Is Niomi the only one in that yoga class wearing a mini dress??

Inappropriate much.

Also I'm not sure she'll enjoy the food - based on friends I know that have gone to these types of courses before.

 

[Coldfeet]

Who do we think Niomi cheated on Marcus with?

Joeeeeeey

 

[Lionsden]

Oh do piss off

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I can't even believe she wears jewelry during yoga. It's so distracting and unnecessary.

 

[Callan]

At least one good news is, the engagement ring is not back
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Ahh so nachurally and effortlessly posed for. Paaahhhfect

 

[Lionsden]

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Only one person has asked how to read the newsletter. And only a further 2 have commented that they can’t wait to read.
I can’t tell you how happy it makes me to know she isn’t generating income from substack after her initial excited smug face about getting 4000 subscribers.

That's a wonderful forced smile.

 

[curiouscat106]

I thought she’d discounted the price of her Substack already?

 

[triesherbest]

Has anyone seen Marcus and his ex girlfriend’s podcast released today? I haven’t listened to it all yet, but Stephanie has just said to Marcus that his previous relationship (Niomi!) gave him trust issues.. sounds like she definitely cheated?!
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listening to it as we speak

imo there's so much chemistry between these two, i would nottttt be happy seeing this as their new partners lmao

haven't got to the part about niomi yet

 

[Lionsden]

Oh, you mean the "casually don't wear my shirts/sweaters like they're meant to sit on both shoulders"? Serial offender!

That's exactly what I meant.

 

[Coldfeet]

Have you tried drawing any mandalas in your new studio? I kid I kid... that sounds awesome! She's so lil omgoodness, what a nugget!

See what Dimbobs could do with this

 

[Shutterbug99]

She always unearths the weird guys, doesn't she?
- I know we are getting ahead of ourselves here, but still.

There is probably nothing to this, but Nims gives us so little these days and we need to talk about something!

I still think she should have gone for Nick Compton 'Compo' who she was hanging out with in Bali right before she met Lordon.

 

[supercalifragilis]

Barcelona has mountain AND beach surrounding the city, but it is also the Province, so you could be in Montserrat for instance and still be in Barcelona so he is technically not wrong, as much as we dislike him

No I get it, but I'm pretty sure he meant the city lol