Niomi Smart #80 Charging for articles sounding like ChatGPT, she's no morals, conscience or husband to be

[janedowe]

There’s no way Niomi would accept a tiny little brass wire of a ring like that.

Although that sounds a like JUST the sort of ring that Jamie would palm off on her. ‘It’s the washer that fell out of the tap, but it was in the bathroom of the cafe we met so it must be a sign that it’s as perfectly tit as the feather I gave you’
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To be fair, the way she is holding her hand a bit awkwardly and the slightly larger piece at the top does look like it’s a ‘feature’ ring as opposed to a band, that’s she’s spun round. I think she’s bleeping with everyone for ENGAGEMENT. ( See what I did there!!)

 

[whatsever you]

Has she not filmed this on insta meaning it’s actually her right hand as it’s flipped?

 

[Lionsden]

Erm… I see a ring too?!?!?!!!! Is the video just to show off the ring? Pretty front and centre!

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I'm sure it's just a little trinket she bought in Goa. Because she loves herself. And is on the right path.

 

[anon1405]

Did anyone download / know of a download of all the videos she has now privatised?

 

[formerly_sitkx]

Has she not filmed this on insta meaning it’s actually her right hand as it’s flipped?

she’s right-handed, so the hand with the pen is her right hand, and the ring one is her left

 

[bluestone]

This is definitely an other attempt to seek attention.

Niomi the queen of failed engagements : one Joey, one Donkey, and her audience

 

[NitrousOxide]

I think she could be the sort of person to be "engaged to herself" and buy a ring So maybe she's done that.

 

[supercalifragilis]

What she thinks we see: a beautiful delicate blonde drawing peacefully with her hair casually falling down like a waterfall.
What we see:

Seriously will these influencers ever stop pretending that having your hair in your face is *goals*? It's literally so uncomfortable.

 

[Lionsden]

What she thinks we see: a beautiful delicate blonde drawing peacefully with her hair casually falling down like a waterfall.
What we see:

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Seriously will these influencers ever stop pretending that having your hair in your face is *goals*? It's literally so uncomfortable.

At least she doesn't have her shirt pulled down to expose her shoulder. That's another influencer thing I can't stand.

 

[melfish]

she’s right-handed, so the hand with the pen is her right hand, and the ring one is her left
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Right-handed? How common. I thought creative and attuned little Nims would at least be left-handed if not ambidextrous

 

[Coldfeet]

Right-handed? How common. I thought creative and attuned little Nims would at least be left-handed if not ambidextrous

If she heard the word 'ambidextrous' she'd cut out another food group

 

[Callan]

If she heard the word 'ambidextrous' she'd cut out another food group

How many blueberries does it take to spell out ambidextrous too much work for Nims.

 

[formerly_sitkx]

If she heard the word 'ambidextrous' she'd cut out another food group

sorry, I can’t eat that, I’m ambidextrous

 

[supercalifragilis]

At least she doesn't have her shirt pulled down to expose her shoulder. That's another influencer thing I can't stand.

Oh, you mean the "casually don't wear my shirts/sweaters like they're meant to sit on both shoulders"? Serial offender!

 

[Lionsden]

Oh, you mean the "casually don't wear my shirts/sweaters like they're meant to sit on both shoulders"? Serial offender!

That's exactly what I meant.

 

[Callan]

She's always so focused on bettering and healing herself that it doesn't seem like she cares about others and the world in general. She might say she does once in a while but its more of a do as I say and not as I do.

 

[LaraQ]

Niomi needs to get a new boyfriend fast.This thread is dryer than Big Tezza's right now.That bald Italian guy will do.

 

[Callan]

Niomi needs to get a new boyfriend fast.This thread is dryer than Big Tezza's right now.That bald Italian guy will do.

Knowing Niomi she will attract some barnacle soon enough, those pictures and videos of her won't take themselves.

 

[curiouscat106]

Now I don’t know anything about yoga, I’m not educated on the subject in the slightest - but this doesn’t seem like yoga to me…
To me, it looks like people in pain, uncomfortably struggling to force their bodies in to obscure poses just to show off/post to social media.

 

[bluestone]

The wrists