Niomi Smart #80 Charging for articles sounding like ChatGPT, she's no morals, conscience or husband to be
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She's said many times about being an impatient person, maybe that's why her little projects fail, she puts in very little effort and then not much happens but like what is she expecting with her work ethic? She just drops it and moves on when it's not 100% success rate from the start lol.
This does not look like a good time to me
Dear tattlers. The day has come, i have been exposed. During a meeting with friends we were reminiscing people we knew and what they are doing now and someone said " oh you know he is like into those spiritual stuff like wellness yoga and something cacao", me : " you mean yoga kundalini and cacao ceremony? "...silence. "how the F you know what it is ?" 
well, dear friends you are not ready to hear about "couple retreats" outthere either ...
well, dear friends you are not ready to hear about "couple retreats" outthere either ...I got scared reading your comment thinking omg what happened, then I was thrown into a whole other emotion where I started laughing like a maniac by the end of itDear tattlers. The day has come, i have been exposed. During a meeting with friends we were reminiscing people we knew and what they are doing now and someone said " oh you know he is like into those spiritual stuff like wellness yoga and something cacao", me : " you mean yoga kundalini and cacao ceremony? "...silence. "how the F you know what it is ?"
omg thank you for the tears, had a good laugh.
Next time you ask for a hot chocolate your friends be like 
Watching Spiderman across the spiderverse and thinking of our favorite dumbass when Pav said these lines
[Spot] I'm on a journey of self-improvement.
[Pav] And you came to India. That's a Western culture clichΓ©. Don't Eat, Pray, Love me, bro.
[Spot] I'm on a journey of self-improvement.
[Pav] And you came to India. That's a Western culture clichΓ©. Don't Eat, Pray, Love me, bro.
This made me think of Jamie and his circle.
Er no. It really isn't.
Course she feels light and joyful. No responsibility will do that.
Course she feels light and joyful. No responsibility will do that.
I feel like it's inevitable as soon as she gets back to the UK (and to whatever 'normal' is in her rather aimless life) she'll have a crash & blame shadows or the moon or mercury.
It's so cringey that she boasts about how happy and light she feels on permanent holiday. Of course- we all feel that way on holiday, when even laundry isn't a concern, let alone cooking meals, paying bills etc. But Niomi always paints it as if she has discovered the secret to life, although unfortunately for her she STILL seems miserable
"the light is also white" omg dead... this is amazing, I have to show this to my husband, he hates those Bali dudes!
This made me think of Jamie and his circle.
The narrator reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite, big fan!
Ahh let me guess the dancing branches are an obvious sign to dance with the pointy peen
Impossible to be that dumb...a mothereffing branch...she really needs a intervention with a professional. This level of DELULU is just dangerousThose branches, omfg, she needs a job, asap.
Wot!!No blueberries???? π«π«π«
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As if she ate that. A bite and not more. She's looking extra haggard but also bloated in the face somehow (I haven't been on here as much so I noticed the continued weight loss) .
Dancing? There was I thinking they were kissing.
This has been my question since I started following this thread. She definitely lives in some kind of distorted reality, with all her signs and direct communications from the universe. At what point it is considered psychosis idk
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