Niomi Smart #8 Joey bails, smart skin fail, pahhhfect life won't get you sales

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I also don’t want to be told to get on topic when original posts like that are allowed to stay up and spread misinformation.
I'm particularly affronted that we're being policed on relevant content by someone whose profile indicates that they've never even posted on a Niomi thread before tbh!

I'm in London for work at the moment and happy to report there are plenty of people wearing masks outside - yes, shock horror, even when Bozza J hasn't said that you HAVE to! Would be great to see an influencer go beyond the bare minimum requirement and encourage others to do the same, especially one who thinks she's really into welfare and ethics...

Maybe this was the reason they broke up? I would not be surprised if it was a lack of passion. Would explain why she is suddenly posting sultry stuff and hinting at 50 shades of grey stuff. Maybe he was bored with her in the sack and maybe still loved her but just didn't want a sexless marriage.

I don't remember her doing this when she broke up with Marcus. It really seems like she trying to prove she has sex appeal to someone. I'm just not buying it. You can wear a skimpy dress and talk about mr. Grey all you want, but if the fire isn't there, it's just not there. You can't fake passion.
Totally agree with this theory, she is going so OTT trying to prove what a little minx she is that it can't be untrue tbh. The pilates 50 shades thing was something else 🤣
 
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say it louder for the people in the back <3

also it's so infuriating that part of her whole brand is ""health"" and ""wellness"".

and she gets to be this figurehead of healthy living just because she's pretty and privileged. when she actually has no idea.
like she literally has no right to say she is interested in health stuff after this. she only cares about the parts of "health" that improve her social currency; wherever she can monetise it and wherever she can use it to control how her body looks. she is only interested in her own vanity.

it would be SO easy for her to throw out a message of positive social responsibility regarding COVID every now and again. it really would be so so easy, and would be such a natural thing to do if she had anyyy shred of goodwill or empathy or selflessness or responsibility. but her silence on the matter speaks volumes.
& of course instead she is flagrantly socialising while things are getting worse with the pandemic, with apparently no inkling of shame or embarrassment, or any kind of explanation/justification as to how she's going about things safely. like the champagne thing really appalled me. the extreme privilege and lack of self awareness of it all.

also absolutely laughable that the one tiny tiny tiny inkling of an acknowledgement of healthcare workers was her getting that present for her bestie C who happens to be a nurse... and it was a fricking advertisement for the present. a couple of weeks after she puts up that whole video saying her online presence is not about just selling things and she is not an influencer.

um, no. soz i neverrr get angry like this at random people but it just astounds me anyway gonna go try do some nice pro-social things now to try and nottttt be like her ha
i wonder if she is in the group of people who says “ there is no need to isolate , body will fight virus , people need sunlight and get out, staying home is not healthy it will reduce immunity , natural immunity is the best kind etc etc’.

I wonder this because people who say and believe these things are people who are into natural wellness , non toxic living stuff. There are many instagram influencers who are preaching this, refuse mask , slamming science/modern medicine and doing things as if there is no pandemic going on .
I wonder if she is that from the kind of life style she is trying to implement now.

also like many on here said , if someone wants to support local business they absolutely can by social distancing and mask wearing while in a restaurant or public places , or taking to go, or ordering online from small clothing stores or purchasing food from local restaurants to be delivered to shelters etc.

Not by going to support Louis Vitton with no mask! Don’t think at all what she is doing to support economy.

But to everyone who are trying to do things like that responsibly by following rules, that’s so nice that you are willing to do whatever you can to help each other in whatever you are able to❤

I'm particularly affronted that we're being policed on relevant content by someone whose profile indicates that they've never even posted on a Niomi thread before tbh!

I'm in London for work at the moment and happy to report there are plenty of people wearing masks outside - yes, shock horror, even when Bozza J hasn't said that you HAVE to! Would be great to see an influencer go beyond the bare minimum requirement and encourage others to do the same, especially one who thinks she's really into welfare and ethics...


Totally agree with this theory, she is going so OTT trying to prove what a little minx she is that it can't be untrue tbh. The pilates 50 shades thing was something else 🤣
May be She was acting too much like vanilla ( I really don’t think she is as innocent as she tries to portray but by mistake she created an image like that of herself and got trapped in that) and Joe was not wanting a marriage without passion . She might have offended by that and must have said that she did everything for him ( like moving to India) and thought he didn’t understand/appreciate that? And May be Joe did say that she moved to indiA because that opened up a new area for her SM Influencer career and actually didn’t move for him or because of him ?

May be that’s why her I Am not influencer rant and her self care , putting me first plus I am sexy and love 50 shades kind of posts from her and Joe starting follow all these romance accounts .

haha , the ways we can speculate !🙈
 
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It’s not really a “each their own guys!” I know that’s what people tell themselves to justify pretending that reality isn’t reality for the simple reason that they don’t like it. We know there are people who are overly indulged babies and for some embarrassing reason can‘t bear a month without restaurant dining and pubs, but it actually is possible. Gasp! As for the economy, the government is capable of sending relief, it’s not meant to be up to you in the middle of a grave public health crisis wherein flooding the health care system will also gut the economy. But you don’t care about that aspect of the economy, you just want the ‘drink wine and get facials’ part of ~save the economy!~ Before a vaccine, the responsibility on citizens isn’t to say ‘meh duck it’, it’s to adjust behaviour in order to keep death rates low and prevent the health care system from being overwhelmed. It’s also possible to “live your life” without restaurants.

I also don’t want to be told to get on topic when original posts like that are allowed to stay up and spread misinformation.
Wish I could like this comment a thousand times, thank you!
 
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Do you ever think that she cringes at her posts in retrospect? Like the slinky attempt (and massive fail) of looking "hot" yesterday? Do you think that she's like "hmm.. I tried too hard"?
 
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Do you ever think that she cringes at her posts in retrospect? Like the slinky attempt (and massive fail) of looking "hot" yesterday? Do you think that she's like "hmm.. I tried too hard"?
Maybe. Sometimes I get pissed and upload stories to Instagram in hindsight I really wish I hadn't
 
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Do you ever think that she cringes at her posts in retrospect? Like the slinky attempt (and massive fail) of looking "hot" yesterday? Do you think that she's like "hmm.. I tried too hard"?
She doesn't seem to have the capacity for self-criticism/reflection... so I'm leaning towards no. She seems more likely to think "What are these peasants talking about? I look SMOKING and EFFORTLESS. I bring joy to so many people. I help others with my super sexy photos."
 
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"These women are my muses. Their stories are so different." LOL.

"Have a scroll through our Instagram and get to know their stories."
 
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Is it just me who thinks she is averagely attractive? I see so many comments referring to how “gorgeous” she is, and I just don’t see it!

Sure, she’s certainly not bad to look at, but there’s nothing really outstanding about her?

I don’t know, maybe I sound like a Big witch, but just wanted to vent! 🤷‍♀️
 
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personality adds so much to how people look to us, she has so little
 
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Is it just me who thinks she is averagely attractive? I see so many comments referring to how “gorgeous” she is, and I just don’t see it!

Sure, she’s certainly not bad to look at, but there’s nothing really outstanding about her?

I don’t know, maybe I sound like a Big witch, but just wanted to vent! 🤷‍♀️
No I agree. I think she's fairly average-looking. Her lacklustre personality doesn't add to her attractiveness either.

Sometimes I've thought she's looked gorgeous with her hair/makeup/outfit all put together when she's gone to events and such, but so would anyone if they could afford the stylists/cosmetics/clothes she has. Not to mention the little 'touch-up' procedures she gets done. She looked quite different during lockdown.
 
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No I agree. I think she's fairly average-looking. Her lacklustre personality doesn't add to her attractiveness either.

Sometimes I've thought she's looked gorgeous with her hair/makeup/outfit all put together when she's gone to events and such, but so would anyone if they could afford the stylists/cosmetics/clothes she has. Not to mention the little 'touch-up' procedures she gets done. She looked quite different during lockdown.
Yeah, I used to think she was a "natural beauty" but then lockdown happened and without all the appointments, she looked normal. Still pretty, but normal. Nothing you'd remark on.
 
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wait what does she get done? I'm born & raised in L.A. & feel I have a talent for spotting even the most minor cosmetic enhancements (or rather a curse that I'm surrounded by so much of it...) and haven't noticed hers. is it just facials/brows/lashes or is there filler/botox im missing? I thought she was just wearing significantly more makeup these days, what else is it? ಠ_ಠ MUST KNOW lol

Just found another ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) moment in one of Niomi's quarantine vlogs..at the end Another Day Hanging Out At Home they're watching football/soccer & Joe is all pumped about it & he asks her if she misses going to games & she slyly smiles & quietly says "...no.." & it's one of those moments her face actually looks truly genuine. just 1 more thing they didnt have in common (that she prob pretended to like at the beginning of dating like so many girls do). I've still been perusing Niomi's quarantine vlogs trying to spot things bc I am just weirdly fascinated with how suddenly their engagement ended. like.. it's almost like a horror movie? it's awful & scares me but I can't look away?? 🤣 and just like we must SEE the Predator that is hunting & causing the horror, we are being cruelly denied that moment of AHA! THERE IT IS!! so what other choice do we have but to be creepers trying to find clues in her videos like FBI investigators?! I don't WANT to do this, Niomi, you are MAKING me do it. I HAVE NO CHOICE HERE. We are forced to be Arnold Schwarzenegger et al in this scene destroying all the many foliage layers of lies to find the Predator I mean truth, remove the invisibility & ONCE AND FOR ALL DISCOVER THE PREDATOR I MEAN REASON FOR BREAKUP.


..........it's been a long time in quarantine.🤣🤣
 
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Still pretty, but normal. Nothing you'd remark on.
This is what I think too, for me, she is definitely not a head turner or anything. Sometimes I’ll look at a picture and think she looks insanely beautiful, but more often than not I really do think she’s quite average to look at, with a pretty smile I guess

It’s really great though that some people think she’s the prettiest girl they’ve ever seen (I’ve seen some comments to the tune of that) .. it would be so boring if everyone found the same type attractive haha
 
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This is what I think too, for me, she is definitely not a head turner or anything. Sometimes I’ll look at a picture and think she looks insanely beautiful, but more often than not I really do think she’s quite average to look at, with a pretty smile I guess

It’s really great though that some people think she’s the prettiest girl they’ve ever seen (I’ve seen some comments to the tune of that) .. it would be so boring if everyone found the same type attractive haha
I think especially now she is so thin her head looks too big for her body. the constant fawning over so many influencers and how "stunning" they are just makes me glad instagram didnt exist when I was a teenager
 
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i don't understand how her friend charlotte can put up with her considering she's a nurse
You’d be surprised. I’m a nurse and I personally know so many nurses who have been going out to restaurants and bars this entire time, hanging out in huge groups, not wearing masks. 💀
 
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Has anyone else mentioned that whilst she was wearing a nightie everyone else looks like they are dressed normally for the weather, somewhat adding to the cringe..

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You’d be surprised. I’m a nurse and I personally know so many nurses who have been going out to restaurants and bars this entire time, hanging out in huge groups, not wearing masks. 💀
yeh my partner works in healthcare as do the majority of his friends and theyve all been so careless
 
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I saw Niomi speak on a panel at a Cosmo event a few years ago. I was surprised because she came across very average in real life, she had a weak chin and seemed very plain. I think she’s just very photogenic to be honest.
 
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