Niomi Smart #78 In London, out Lordon

Forky reunion?

  • Yes

    Votes: 61 19.6%

  • No

    Votes: 53 17.0%

  • I don't care as long as I don't see Lordon's teeth again, ever, ever, EVER !

    Votes: 198 63.5%
  • Total voters
    312
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LolitaBlah

Dear shadows of the dark,

we had finally the break up confirmation... as if we needed one!

'You can be your own Valentine' Niomi Smart on why we should all lean into self-love

Following a recent break-up, the digital creator guides us through what she's learned on her journey...
www.hellomagazine.com

Hope that everyone is doing fine and self loving themselves for real not like Nimbobs who spent the last 2 weeks posting photos of her fried hair and non existant ass seeking validation... and tagging Dior and other fancy brands on instagram to sponsor her... Nimbob's next trip is Paris... for a solo trip full of love.. I'm leaving town in a week so fine by me. But my thoughts and prayers go to Mona and Lisa and la brooche. We're clearly manifesting a Forky reunion because things are getting pretty boring again!!

Thank you @toanna1 for the thread title with 46 likes

Oh treeees!!!
 
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Callan

Ahaha the " Oh treeees!!!" had me laughing! Thank you for the beaudiful message. Love and light

Who is ready for part 2? (Nobody lmaoooo)



* Not sure about the beef part tho, that was Ireland... back to 6 blueberries probably!
 
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amarantine

I’ve just read the article - it is utter claptrap and waffle, her broken engagements were “karmic relationships”, no Nimbobs, DJ was your absolute dream man and you’re still not over him and Lordon was an incredibly misguided “fuck you” to DJ to show she couldn’t possibly want someone even a tiny bit like him to show you’re so totally over him

We need to manifest some more Nimbobs drama in here, shadows…follow the butterflies!
 
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bluestone

Within a month and a half she managed to
- ditch her donkey
- write ONE newsletter that was boring af
- write ONE article that was mostly egocentric non-sense

what a productive start for 2024, she must be exhausted, she'd better be planning her next gap year
 
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toanna1

Thank you @LolitaBlah , what an honor to contribute the thread title

Haha ,oh trees, lol

Yes, collective manifestation for a forky reunion
 
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kittenseer

It’s honestly quite funny/interesting that she’s pretty much deleted every single picture of him. Most ridiculous to me is that she still has a post about the engagement saying how ecstatic she is and has a close up of the ring, but she deleted the picture of his face in that post!
 
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toanna1

She didn’t delete Joey or forky but deleted almost all of Lordons pics. Wonder what actually happened!! ?
 
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LuckOfTheDraw

[More like “Leaf (for the eating disorder), Bray (for her ridiculous faux-posh accent), Love (because she’s still desperate for a ring from someone, anyone)”.
 
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Lionsden

I want to write a comment to join this new thread, but I really don't know what to say about this boring deranged loser.

(Yes, I did just copy that from the beginning of the the last thread...because it's true.)
 
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bluestone

wow, didn't notice this, Niomi the I-am-not-an-influencer is truly craving affiliate links

 
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Coldfeet

toanna1 said:
She didn’t delete Joey or forky but deleted almost all of Lordons pics. Wonder what actually happened!! ?
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Well you know- it was an accident Remember the not so long ago ACCIDENTAL mass delete she spoke about- yeah we believed her
 
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Callan

^ Holy guacamole!!!! She's so lazy that often those links won't get you to the product but some main site that sells them so you still have to look things up yourself
 
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Imdiaz3

I think one morning she woke up and her one brain cell got the ick so potently she deleted all the photos and made this London plan. Now if she could get up to 3 brain cells this year, that would be amazing. Come on Niomi, I know you can vlog about smoothie bowls and running again!
 
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frooshh

It looks like her post count has decreased even more - are there more Donkey posts that she has deleted? Maybe ones that were more subtle?
 
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curiouscat106

frooshh said:
It looks like her post count has decreased even more - are there more Donkey posts that she has deleted? Maybe ones that were more subtle?
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It seems she’s had another cull, nearly every trace of him is gone now… except (as of 19:21 on February 16th 2024) THIS monstrosity still remains


Edit: apologies if this has already been mentioned but just noticed Nims and Avocado Chef have mutually unfollowed each other.
 
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frooshh

Secretly hoping avocado chef herself comes on here to dish it out. Or Lordon (although I despise him)
 
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