Niomi Smart #76 So are we just pretending that the culty guy never happened?

[toanna1]

I had a dream about forky and Niomi yesterday. They met up for some social event , she was giving him a good bye hug but he was still standing near to her face and she asked him “what”? And he says “nothing”. She says good bye and hug him and he still didn’t want to leave, and she kiss him.

I think I might have to take a break again from too much inversting on Niomis thread.

 

[julixx]

Maybe I’m in the minority but Dreamy Joe always gave me weird vibes (not Jamie weird, mind you ).

I mean he wanted to marry Niomi at one point... that's weird enough

 

[TheGlossy]

I don’t think Joe was weird. He’s just the reserved kind who wants to keep his life private. He didn’t seem like the attention-loving type (unlike Forky, Jamie and Marcus). Out of all the guys she’s dated, he was the most well-rounded and balanced one. The rest seem incredibly one dimensional.

I don’t think Niomi will go for a banker or finance bro of some sort. She’ll probably end up with a trust fund guy who is an entrepreneur of some sort or maybe a real estate guy.

 

[Callan]

She should start a very weird weight loss service

Ahaha yes, Smart Loss! How to duck up your life with 39 easy steps!
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I'll always remember her bitter "unhappily married friends" comment that felt extremely barbed. She's jealous of all her friends and feels better than others. I think deep down she can't believe she's not smugly married to Joe and smugly pregnant with their second child by now, aggressively posting mumfluencer nonsense.

Totally, you know she's sitting there thinking "how can someone this good looking not have it all? Life just isn't fair!!"

 

[laplusheureuse96]

Joe may have seemed a bit awkward on camera, but imo he was a good guy. He seemed to adore Niomi (up until they spent lockdown together) and was an extremely attentive boyfriend/fiancé. He gifted her thoughtful presents and would always have a surprise and/or advent calendar for her around December, when he was out of the country for work.

If she had been a more mature and emotionally supportive partner and less controlling food-wise, he might not have become disillusioned with her. She will never get over losing him.

 

[Limey]

She should start a very weird weight loss service

Pahfect smoothie bowl weather etc etc

 

[supercalifragilis]

How about an ex-cricketer? She was hanging out with Nick Compton in Bali right before she met Lordon and I thought they might get together back then. He's retired from cricket - but I bet he still gets a lot of fancy dinner invites- and now works as a photographer. He seems to travel quite a bit. Not sure if he's London/UK based right now, but maybe. I also have no idea of his relationship status.

Soon we'll have Niomi taking notes on what she should do from the shadows lol, these are good ideas, we know what's best for her idiotic self better than she does.

 

[Callan]

Looks like she already deleted that comment, what a stable person...not

 

[Lionsden]

Probably another #gifted service that most people cannot afford.

Ooh, is the sperm gifted as well? Lucky Niomi.

 

[melfish]

Maybe I’m in the minority but Dreamy Joe always gave me weird vibes (not Jamie weird, mind you ).

Same. Stepford husband

 

[TheGlossy]

Joe still has a picture of them holding hands on his IG.

One thing she achieved is to have two guys still have photos of her on their IGs.

 

[Callan]

I can't imagine spending a whole day with her and not going crazy.

When she talks all I see is -


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AHaha he fell for it, I bet that was totally sarcastic!

 

[CallItAsItIs]

This isn’t to take away from this person or what she does, but I find it hilarious that Donkey needs his hand to be held on his healing-journey, like a petulant child.
(Not too sure if she’s a new client. Also, why is ‘hearing-journey’ hyphenated? It’s two separate words, geez.)

Liked, but doesn’t explain why he’s so hell-bent on trying to cover up his shady past, and doing some serious damage control right now.

 

[imsorryabtthisacct]

Man these two really deserved each other. Hope their paths cross again in due course!

This isn’t to take away from this person or what she does, but I find it hilarious that Donkey needs his hand to be held on his healing-journey, like a petulant child.
(Not too sure if she’s a new client. Also, why is ‘hearing-journey’ hyphenated? It’s two separate words, geez.)
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Liked, but doesn’t explain why he’s so hell-bent on trying to cover up his shady past, and doing some serious damage control right now.
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[Callan]

This isn’t to take away from this person or what she does, but I find it hilarious that Donkey needs his hand to be held on his healing-journey, like a petulant child.
(Not too sure if she’s a new client. Also, why is ‘hearing-journey’ hyphenated? It’s two separate words, geez.)
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Liked, but doesn’t explain why he’s so hell-bent on trying to cover up his shady past, and doing some serious damage control right now.
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Ahahahha yeah so stop deleting your YT and IG comments, they are talking about the authentic you dorkwad.

 

[Grapefruits712]

Sorry if this has been posted before, but this screenshot that Jamie White (Dublin life coach and failed host of non consensual sex parties) chose to post about his meeting is so funny. Whyyyy is he making this face?!

 

[gmik8210]

IS SHE ON SOMETHING in her latest video about the power of manifestation? LOLOLOL

 

[Rapsodiaaa]

IS SHE ON SOMETHING in her latest video about the power of manifestation? LOLOLOL

She seems manic. Speech speed, word salad, unhealthy enthusiasm about the most mundane things… It looks scary.

 

[pinkmug]

Joe may have seemed a bit awkward on camera, but imo he was a good guy. He seemed to adore Niomi (up until they spent lockdown together) and was an extremely attentive boyfriend/fiancé. He gifted her thoughtful presents and would always have a surprise and/or advent calendar for her around December, when he was out of the country for work.

If she had been a more mature and emotionally supportive partner and less controlling food-wise, he might not have become disillusioned with her. She will never get over losing him.

Oh the advent calendar It was such a sweet gesture and then that bizarre, anticlimactic ending. It was obvious that Niomi was desperate for the last day to be a proposal. Her mood was visibly sour when she was ending vlogmas lmao. I like to imagine that Joe returning home late after a long trip and finding Niomi with a face like a slapped arse because there were no proposals was the first point of questioning his life choices.

 

[bumblebee212]

It's kind of insane that she hasn't addressed the breakup outright yet.

She never addressed her breakup with Marcus either, has she? Has she ever said anything concrete about it? I can't remember. I'm fairly convinced she won't mention Donkey again.