It's going to be such a fuckin jump scare when she posts him on insta .We let our fertile imaginations run away with us again.
One of her ‘enlightened’ friends in London. She was in Made in Chelsea and dated Spencer Matthews.Who is Caggie?
If all was good, she would've gone to stay at her mom's house for a few weeks and tell the world how she's generously spending her time with family and her little sister. Obviously that's not an option. She used to mention her mother a lot before.Now that I come to think of it, I think she 100% lied in her Vlog when she says she was contemplating staying in London for a little while and then the next day, surprise surprise her friend texted her asking if she was looking to rent a place from January.
If the apartment she’s renting is Caggie’s (which definitely seems to be the case), there’s no way Caggie didn’t know about her intentions to return to London.
She made it sound like it was divinely guided when in actuality she probably spoke to Caggie beforehand as her Bali visa was up and she didn’t want to come back to Dublin. She essentially had nowhere else to go Nothing divinely guided about the obvious fact she had to be back in London by default.
Welcome to the circusAnytime someone says something is up, me:
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(The woman in the photo is a french minister, a stupid one)
(Don't know how the clown thing train started but I'm on it)
(I shall thank myself for this message)
They're all stupid (I'm French, sadly)(The woman in the photo is a french minister, a stupid one)
SameStill believing until she posts about Jamie in a medium other than an outdated vlog
She's probably strolling the streets of NH, lounging in Caggie's house and gagging she doesn't have a London pad of her own and instead she's this nomad living in airbnbs carrying her feathers and stones everywhere she goes making shrines and wishing for a different existence.Her and dorkward were basically the Human Centipede the past few months and now it's weird silence, something for sure is up.
Did she recommend any books to you?I just saw her in the wild. Notting Hill area. She was wearing a short animal print coat and a beige scarf (and I think beige trousers?). I didn't see her for long, just on the street as I was on my way back from somewhere.
She was on her own. No ring news - her hands were in her pockets, I think (I probably wouldn't have been able to see anyway without tailing her/getting closer).
I would say her mood was pensive. She was walking slowly and seemingly without direction, looking like she was deep in thought [we know she is a deep thinker]. Her phone wasn't in sight.
Not very juicy, but felt I had to report.
I think she has the apartment for free (that's the impression I got, but who knows really) and I think it's unusual that he would pass up the chance of a free place to stay. I think someone mentioned a few pages back that he's probably gone back to Dublin to beg his dad for money for more Barley travels - and I think that probably is the case.Same
Why rent an apartment by herself, in a different country to her fiancé? It’s not like they’re having to do long distance because of job commitments… They’ve been inseparable since the day they met. It’s too suspicious.
if she does, don’t ever ask about how it ends - she doesn’t know!Did she recommend any books to you?
Or a group of fun lawyers, Lordon, Barley & ForkyImagining how confused a newcomer to these threads might be at 'Lordon' and 'Barley' Actually that sounds like a posh product name, 'Lordon and Barley'