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Niomi Smart #71 Awakening her kundalini while wearing nothing but a barely there bikini
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Just to add to the “Barley Energy” (which she is reading incorrectly/to suit herself) .... for anyone who can remember back to her and Marcus......
It was right after she went to Barley with Marcus that they split up. She spent the trip chasing down smoothie bowls and you could see Marcus starting to lose it. I absolutely believe that her othorexia/ED was the catalyst for the end of that relationship.
And it was definitely a big part of the end of her engagement to Joey.
It seems that Jamie actively supports her ED and uses it to manipulate her.
It was right after she went to Barley with Marcus that they split up. She spent the trip chasing down smoothie bowls and you could see Marcus starting to lose it. I absolutely believe that her othorexia/ED was the catalyst for the end of that relationship.
And it was definitely a big part of the end of her engagement to Joey.
It seems that Jamie actively supports her ED and uses it to manipulate her.
I don't think that Jamie really cares, she's a pet project to him. And he get off on all the perks. I still think its creepy how his sister Holly, followed Nims for years on IG and "set them up" bet it was a set up all right. She legit looks like a scout for cults lol.
The belly bloat pic is pretty sad, it seems clear to us she's bloated af (for her) and constantly having digestive problems due to stress and anxiety that is caused by her new way of life led by Lordon.
She is seemingly not working (earning or receiving validation) her skincare is folding, she doesn't appear to see friends or family, no permanent base to call home and the majority of her followers openly think her man is bad news, he is taking her to after dark kinky gatherings where she looks uncomfortable. Who wouldn't be stressed?
Listen to your gut niomi and dump him.
She is forever banging in about listening to her body, and everyone knows about gut instincts yet she is ignoring hers. Madness.
She is seemingly not working (earning or receiving validation) her skincare is folding, she doesn't appear to see friends or family, no permanent base to call home and the majority of her followers openly think her man is bad news, he is taking her to after dark kinky gatherings where she looks uncomfortable. Who wouldn't be stressed?
Listen to your gut niomi and dump him.
She is forever banging in about listening to her body, and everyone knows about gut instincts yet she is ignoring hers. Madness.
If she has a baby they'll name a girl Snow (snow white) or of it's a boy, Barley
She’s too proud to realize she’s been duped by a man child and his cult. That’s the problem; I think now she is starting to question her way of life now. There’s nothing wrong with leading a boring life with family and friends.
There’s no problem with exploring things outside of one’s comfort zone.
She is so good at hoodwinking herself. Surely she has glimmers of clarity where she sees how phoney it all is
No he’s still there but rarely uses it
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Here’s my very lazy thread title suggestion: ‘Niomi Smart #72: Gnarly in Barley — the downward spiral continues’
Niomi pretends to run into Lordon at a crystal shop and he feigns surprise when he sees her. They are in search of magical protection against the evil EMF forces of the Tower of Doom.
Yes! Thank you, moon! They succeeded! Now the EMFs stand no chance! Some tiger eye, a mystical orgonite pyramid to protect the delicate princess and her knight in sloppy armor.
Yes! Thank you, moon! They succeeded! Now the EMFs stand no chance! Some tiger eye, a mystical orgonite pyramid to protect the delicate princess and her knight in sloppy armor.
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What a walking ICK
Today, EMF. Tomorrow, 5G.
She has a degree that (even if not at a great university) provided three years of tuition in critical thinking. She should be ashamed of herself.
....I have no words for the level of dumb and the delusions. Plus the nauseating view of donkey creep
NOTHING goes well in your life you idiot. That is a sign your crystals and rocks are just effing crystals and rocks. Your poor decisions make your life living hell nimbecile! And being with the biggest repulsive airhead you opened the gates of deep hell...
I'm totally astounded she stooped to this level so quickly. Vaguely believing in crystals for manifesting or meditation is one thing, but specifically going shopping for protection from the cell tower - PUT IN FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU TO POST ON INSTAGRAM 24/7 - is super fringe conspiracy status. I wonder if Jamie is really pushing this or if this is largely driven by a paranoid spiral of her own.
Whenever she’s holding her phone she says her hand is is tingling and aching because of… radiaton. Girl you’re on your phone too much looking at pseudoscience reels and drawing mandalas instead of working and developing carpal tunnel syndrome as a result. Or maybe it’s the endless working out without eating real food or not resting after having wrist surgery?
But yeah go ahead and buy some more crystals, those will make all your problems go away.
But yeah go ahead and buy some more crystals, those will make all your problems go away.
Eww I did NOT need to see Lordon’s toes (on top of everything else) in the latest vlog.
Someone tell her air travel increases her exposure to radiation, I can’t be bothered. Moron.
Only happy when they are buying woo woo tit or paying for woo woo tit treatments and experiences.
They are still massive consumers of stuff, even if the stuff is now 'spiritual' instead of Starbucks or whatever.
They are still massive consumers of stuff, even if the stuff is now 'spiritual' instead of Starbucks or whatever.
Sorry you had to see that. The main reason I no longer watch her vlogs is because I just can't take the chance of something like this happening!Eww I did NOT need to see Lordon’s toes (on top of everything else) in the latest vlog.
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He looks quite annoyed there. Horrible man. He really is a walking ick.
She's buying all these crystals for protection from negative energies...maybe he'll stay away from her now!
They are hilarious, scared of the cell tower which they post to their bloody instagram. Niomi wouldn’t last five seconds without her online connection.
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The only way a crystal will help her now is if it bonks her on the head hard enough to knock her back down to earth.
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The only way a crystal will help her now is if it bonks her on the head hard enough to knock her back down to earth.
Why the hell this guy keeps on shaving when he has a terrible receding chin? I mean I know this is photoshopped but short hair and beard makes him acceptable!
BTW I watched a few old vlogs from 2017/2018 and wow Joey was so nice (dreamy
) to her and he was so good looking, I can't believe how terrible she was to him in lockdown and literally pushed him runaway??? I mean she literally could have had a peeeeerfect life she always wanted but where the hack she ended up?! And she's not even vegan anymore, so all of that was for NOTHING?????!!!!
You could just see the sparkle in his eyes when he was around her, he was so happy cooking together in the evenings, bringing coffee to her home and even cooking for her, and just you could get the general feeling she was really into her and was such a gentleman!
And now this dude
BTW I watched a few old vlogs from 2017/2018 and wow Joey was so nice (dreamy
) to her and he was so good looking, I can't believe how terrible she was to him in lockdown and literally pushed him runaway??? I mean she literally could have had a peeeeerfect life she always wanted but where the hack she ended up?! And she's not even vegan anymore, so all of that was for NOTHING?????!!!!You could just see the sparkle in his eyes when he was around her, he was so happy cooking together in the evenings, bringing coffee to her home and even cooking for her, and just you could get the general feeling she was really into her and was such a gentleman!
And now this dude
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