Quick Recap:
- Nims and Donks are working very hard in Bali (i.e., pointless navel gazing and teetering handstands).
- Nims attended a sex party in her undies with Donks, hosted by one of the latter’s cultiest contacts. Nims looked like a miserable old leather shoe all the while. Donks displayed his moobs and pouch to full effect in a mesh tank, paired with leather shorts (breakfasts were lost all across Tattle!), and filmed the festivities for his wank bank while his mouth seemingly remained open the entire time.
- Nims is now ‘embracing the darkness’ but NOT the Shadows (even just a hint of criticism or slightly critical query still gets blocked faster than you can say kundalini).
- Nims hosted a 25% off sale on Stupid Skin out of the goodness of her heart for an apparent clearance sale (consensus is that Stupid Skin may be going the way of Stupid Chats or whatever the short-lived podcast was called).
- Nims is ‘back on YouTube’ with two poorly-edited nonsense videos filmed on her phone because tee-hee she’s such a newbie vlogger.
- In one of said nonsense videos, Nims has self-diagnosed herself with yet another ailment (some gut issue or gluten intolerance?—couldn’t actually stomach the video myself).
- Nims also moaned about the ‘dead energy’ in her luxury villa’s swimming pool because of chemicals or something (meanwhile, our chemical-free queen’s hair still looks like the after effects of a nuclear catastrophe).
- THE BLEED.
- Nims was feeling sad about the shitshow that is her life bad vibes and instead of seeing a much-needed therapist, Donks took her to visit the tree she, without a hint of irony, still refers to as ‘Grandmother Willow’. Nims took the opportunity to whinge about construction (probably for villas and other amenities for worthless influencer leeches such as herself).
- Lifecoach Nims is seemingly imminent, as she’s under the incredible delusion that she’s accomplished something and ‘would love to share her journey’ (i.e., downward spiral) with others.
- Her bare arse continued to feature prominently and repeatedly, as suggested by the title.
- Finally, Nims has extended her love of equine beasts to an (actual) horse, who like all people and animals in Bali has a very special connection with Awakened Kundalini Goddess Nims and is not merely tolerating her for money or a sugar cube, she’ll have you know.
happy kundalini tattlers 
