okay here's the recap:
- immediately got jumpscared cause thought she got a bob cut
- Monday 7:30 in Bali, been for a couple of weeks, "feels like being back home"
- "i
definitely filmed on the weekend last time...
maybe?"
- wakes up at 7:30, but tomorrow up at 5am for "a photoshoot"
- dogs start barking in the background, animal-lover Niomi: "oh good morning puppies...there's never a dull moment here" with this face
- me 2 mins into the video:
- humblebrags that she "only" spends 15-20 minutes meditating, but then says meditation "wasn't a priority" for last few months because she was traveling in Europe. I'm not sure what they were doing sunrise to sundown other than dancing in the streets though
- gleambot moment where she says the same sentence twice but doesn't edit it out
- "meditation made even more challenging when there's construction work all around haha"
- lets it slip that she does ice baths and saunas, probably forgetting her condescending "dead water" rant lmao
- "super super excited about work at the moment, real focus and drive".
The work:
- going to go to art store to buy art supplies for her mandalas, she says "it's all part of the
work-life balance"... is the "work" in the room with us?
- she has an "altar" with a bunch of random crystals and stuff, and the FEATHER pls im crying why is she still holding onto that thing
- shows off her "oracle cards", they provide "some sort of comfort". You can tell she is so lost
- at art store she says "I'm in my absolute element"
guys, she got the new personality update
- i skipped the entire coffee / cacao drivel
- goes to a ceramics store to buy "special mugs for cacao to make it feel even more special"... as
@Mr.Mistoffelees said, her entire day revolves around consumerism for her new tailored personality of artsy cacao girly
- "the little details of what mug you have can make such a difference" = "buying new shiny things temporarily fills a deep hole in my heart"
- she asks Lordon is he likes them, and you hear him go "erm" in the background, which disappoints her visibly, she says "I'm getting a very...I'm not convinced by your face. I like them."
- goes in for cacao mugs. Buys mugs, spoons, tray, mini pitcher, cup holders, candle...
- the photoshoot is just for her instagram content of her mandalas and cacao making...
- shows off a huge amount of things bought at art store, but I am 99% sure she will use it once and lose interest
- will spend the evening drawing mandalas. Once again I ask, where is the "work" she was gonna do? visiting a gym and two stores = work?
- goes on and on talking about what a mandala means to her
- "it's such an honor sharing with you everything I'm learning and absorbing". girl where???
ugh i can't believe i watched 40 minutes of this
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ETA:
@Lionsden completely agree, she is so insane. She's taking random mushroom essences she bought from someone on Etsy, random drops she buys at no-name stores, drinks tons of cacao all of a sudden, consumes an insane amount of tropical fruit. Then attributes her gut issues and breakouts to gluten??? Of all things? After she's been eating gluten and spelt for years and years with no issues. Make it make sense