She should get herself a Hailey Bieber Bob haircut.
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Niomi Smart #69 Some people take a gap year. Niomi is taking a gap life
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I saw this meme today and immediately thought of Niomi and Lordon on the farm.
This one as well, totes Nims and Couch Potato Coach Lordon having a candid moment
Thank you for the thread, @LolitaBlah!
I bet she doesn't understand a word she'd written! Collectively spreading lazy vibes, trying to infect the hard- working population like malevolent farm zombies.That rain was no accident, the heavens were like, "Oh, hell no, you don't!"
I bet she doesn't understand a word she'd written! Collectively spreading lazy vibes, trying to infect the hard- working population like malevolent farm zombies.That rain was no accident, the heavens were like, "Oh, hell no, you don't!"
^ wtf is all I can say.
Ok so cultural appropriation aside, I feel like the problem with this kind of "sacred ceremony" is originally it would be practiced as a small but significant part of people's lives. And then you have rich directionless dipshits like Lordon and Nimbecile wanting something "meaningful" like that to participate in a few times a week rather than doing anything themselves to actually ADD MEANING to their own lives.
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She couuuuuld be sitting on a yoga block which would explain some of it, but she's definitely putting on some "orgasmic bliss" face either way.
She's sitting on a mountain hill of BS her fiancée has fed her lol.
But WTF is a "cacao ceremony"
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She’s officially lost the plot. Completely batshit crazy and brainwashed. She’s gone from cacao smoothie bowls in her Nottinghill apartment to cacao ceremonies and living on a communal farm engaged to an unemployed horse-man. Her content isn’t even funny to laugh at anymore. We’re witnessing a young woman taken hostage by a cult and brainwashed into believing this is her ‘calling’!
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"the heavens opened above us" fabdjsjda gurl stop it it's the end of summer storms!
we're supposed to have rain every night until wednesday so I don't know how she'll cope!
we're supposed to have rain every night until wednesday so I don't know how she'll cope!
Not only is it raining, but it's been pouring for the last couple of days here in Spain. The Balearic Islands aren't an exception, so I don't know how she's gonna deal with this setback...Ah. That clears it up then
And oh no. It rains in Ibiza. How will Dim cope?
Pretty hilarious how she's talks about the sun and its benefits and whenever she goes some place it starts raining. Maybe she should travel around places where there's a drought to bring them some rain lmao
Yep... and she's lucky the weather in Aibeetha is pretty mild compared to the situation in Albacete and Castellón.
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A few very wealthy, slim, white, blonde ladies with a penchant for pashminas and hermes jewellery hold cacao ceremonies in expensive areas of London, along sound baths etc
If one really wishes to splash the cash one can hire a feng shui expert to give your living space the once over too to invite money or love into your life by arranging things just so. All done by these same slim white ladies in white jeans.
Àll eye‐wateringly expensive, and because of this Niomi and Lordon are experiencing it commune style. Fond memories of people's gap year are coming back to them watching this play out.
She and caggie could join forces and run these retreats (yoga, meditation, sound bath, cacao blessings, raw vegetable juice cleanses) for bored London socialites and charge thousands for it. Just need to keep Lordon in the background, that smile would frighten the horses.
I can't with this.
From now on, whenever I'm eating chocolate I'm going to call it cacao ceremony.
Yeah I'm sure studies have shown that...
Studies conducted by the University of Life I guess...OK, but imagine having that home. Which you do, but since The Man can't afford the lifestyle you're used to and actually feel comfortable in, you traverse the globe, desperately longing for one. She's annoying and problematic as all hell and I still get these involuntary feelings of empathy that I can't help. She's screaming on the inside.
Sure.
Wasn’t that the whole point of the YT series she started (and unsurprisingly never continued) when she and DJ moved to India?
Wasn’t that the whole point of the YT series she started (and unsurprisingly never continued) when she and DJ moved to India?
They're all about regenerating mother Earth and Nature, with a capital N, but they're importing cacao from the other side of the world for their bullshit.
I'm pretty sure cacao doesn't grow on Ibiza. Very sustainable, so good for the Earth. 
By the way if any of you wants to transform lives, you can become a cacao ceremony facilitator in just six weeks!
The embodiment of happiness and love! What epic chats? "My love, can you believe this bullshit?! " wink wink " My love, one of the goats got in the bathroom!" 
I did not know my eyes could vomit by every photo she posts. But here we are...she is writing like a victorian lady at dead bed...you are In Forest sitting, why everything is a blessing?? Like every mundane thing need to be a blessing that she will remember with "her full heart". Is she remembering her "blessed" diarrhea as well 
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Exactly. It is so nauseating to see what she has become. It is mental. I cannot believe how mentally ill that chick became. I have no words. Lordon should be banned from society. All those culty people should be put in a mental facility. It should be illegal. It makes me sick. Mentally she regressed to a 12 year old seriously.
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