Niomi Smart #69 Some people take a gap year. Niomi is taking a gap life

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That story. That eye contact. Him. Nothing more can be said...
 
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Thank you for the new thread!

He looks like Borat in that picture lol.
 
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Happy new thread tattlers!

You know my only thought when I saw Niomi stood barefoot beside that sheep at their little commune farm stay was 'Oh gosh these two must have the grossest feet'. I apologise for making everyone else think about this too.
 
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She was trying to recreate her post-diarrhea glow here. DJ never held her hand while she had the shits in Mumbai! THAT is the gold standard of love so find yourself a man who will support you through it all, thick and thin, soft and nutty.

The messy hair, the slight upper lip sweat, Lordon recoiling in disgust... she's sighing in relief as he dies a little bit deep inside. She wants you to know that HE is always there for her.

It's like a perfume ad... but really not.
 
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My favorite part is where she closes her eyes and appears to be taking it all in except her right hand is holding on to that phone with dear life.
 
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This new thread title couldn’t be more perfect 🤣 All of this latest weird tit aside, how the hell is Niomi making her money these days??? She’s done no sponsored content on social media, RIP Smart Skin, YouTube, and the podcast…
 
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This new thread title couldn’t be more perfect 🤣 All of this latest weird tit aside, how the hell is Niomi making her money these days??? She’s done no sponsored content on social media, RIP Smart Skin, YouTube, and the podcast…
Her INVESTMENTS 🤢
 
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'Sacred mayan fire and cacao ceremony' if I cringe any more, my skin will fall off 😬
 
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The woman on Niomi's right is just sitting relaxed as they aren't doing anything yet, but here's Niomi wearing her best acting hat.

Cringe couple playing it up to the camera all day long, so authentic and real lol.
 
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She genuinely needs mental help. She's not on this planet.
does she even see her "friends" or family as much now ?! Bet they are cringing like the rest of us. She is just a joke.
 
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