I'm sorry, I should google it but isn't the Alchemist a sweet children book ?
It’s funny how she refuses to see that she morphs into her boyfriends. So this Barbie is v culty now.Life coach Nimbobs pending…
Nah, it's a regular novel but it's an allegorical tale. The guy has dreams about finding a treasure in Egypt and travel there. On the way he meets an alchemist who teach him to be his 'true self'. Not spoiling the ending but it's very corny and self-helpy.I'm sorry, I should google it but isn't the Alchemist a sweet children book ?
Agree!Something about the part where she said “let’s just calm down, let’s bring the energy down” was almost chilling. That felt super culty. And condescending at the same time.
I was just about to say the same thing! The whole "calm down" thing is exactly something a condescending, misogynistic, manchild (*cough* Jamie) would say to a woman. It's a control tactic used to shut a conversation down and gaslight the other person.It's probably how Lordon talks to her.
Tbh I really think the alchemist is a fun adventure story if you read it literally, otherwise it's a favourite of the privileged because the message is a very simplistic "everything you get in life is exactly what you deserve and if you don't do/have the things you want it's your fault because you didn't prioritise it highly enough" iirc, it's sad really because it's so wanky but Coehlo was an interesting guy with some other, better takes on life. As an average pace reader it's an afternoon at the beach read, I have no idea how she's gotten so much mileage out of it, prior to finding tattle I thought Niomi was an avid reader (of chick lit mind, not anything overly deep) but since people have pointed out how much mileage she gets out of books for months at a time featuring in every selfie I can't help but conclude that she's unable to read anything longer than an instagram caption.I'm sorry, I should google it but isn't the Alchemist a sweet children book ?
What's she been smoking? Lordon's Peencil (TM). I'll show myself outThis whole 'I can help' thing she's picked up is beyond annoying too. Like, if you really want to help people - retrain. Go and become a healthcare professional, a properly qualified therapist, a social worker, whatever. She has the means to do it, probably not the brain or the work ethic. It just boggles the mind that Niomi is arrogant enough to think she has anything to offer people that would help them. Limited life experience, no qualifications of use, read a third of a few self help books and thinks she's an expert in wellbeing - wtf has she actually been smoking at this creepy cult festival?
Yes sadly the only 'constants' with Nimbo is her selfish nature, greed, snobbery and narcissism. Imagine being so SO beige that anyone can come and paint their stripes on you. Don't forget that her first agency Gleam had to do that too! Averagely pretty won't cut it even in Influenza Town - you've still got to have an angle even if its banal. As someone else said, she's a therapists dream. I know it's awful, but I really appreciate good psychology and therapy (family is in the biz) so I'd be very curious to find out what a psych would make of her / this tit show.Niomi's personality hasn't really changed because the one constant to that personality, was it always adapting to her boyfriends or people around her. Whatever they were into, vlogging with Marcus, high society with Joe, now this 'Summer of love' psychedelic crap with Peen ween. She wasn't with Forky long enough, but he did influence her in a big way to completely change her diet. She's a blank canvas, anybody can just come and leave their mark and then it's like it didn't happen when the next guy comes around. She doesn't know any better, never has. Whether she truly wants this hippie nonsense or no, I don't know and neither does she. Jamie is definitely working a number on her, but he doesn't have to try that hard, she was right and ready when they met. She's definitely surching for something. Her true self, a brain cell, a mind of her own, will power? The options are limitless.
All I know is her disgusting attitude is very real, very her, has always been there, if not that pronounced, and for that, she gets no sympathy from me. I'm just along for the cringe.
Let’s be honest, she’s probably just real bleeping hungry.Didn’t the healer in Bali fix her digestive issues?
I love 'Boom is the sound of hitting rock bottom' lol - ingeniusJust havin' some fun...
Niomi Smart #67 Boom, there goes all of her followers
Niomi Smart #67 Boom, there goes all of their clothes...again.
Niomi Smart #67 She almost got smacked (Boom!) by airport staff
Niomi Smart #67 She can't help us if we're not open to love
Niomi Smart #67 Calm down and let me take you on a magical journey of bare a$s, hangovers and dust
Niomi Smart #67 Boom is the sound of hitting rock bottom
Haha thanksI love 'Boom is the sound of hitting rock bottom' lol - ingenius
Flash in the pan life coach, if the podcasts are anything to go by.Life coach Nimbobs pending…