Niomi Smart #66 Engagement Era 2.0 Niomi Smug and her Slug

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I’m currently waiting for my flight, so I’m going to give this a go (ooh, we’re challenging ourselves to be proactive…which is more than Nimbobs can say for herself). Thanks to @Shutterbug99 for the thread title.

Where it started: Cartier’s polo event, where Lordon was dressed like the frump that he is, and serving Nims as her bootleg photographer. He’s also making it into photos, but sans teeth, which is…confusing at best.



They attended a PR event held an engagement celebration that was attended by Nims and Lordon’s nearest and dearest, because they warrant that much love and care. It’s not at all coincidental that there was already another event being held in the same hotel that a whole bunch of influencers were invited/already going to. Lordon is also still sans teeth.



Nims and Lordon have also been spending time in Lisbon - don’t you know that Bahhhli is *so* last year? Lisbon is where it’s at, because they can dance ‘spontaneously’ in the streets, and Lordon can continue his open-mouthed breathing.

Thanks to @Callan for the video, which you can find here: https://tattle.life/threads/niomi-s...uld-be-to-see-a-therapist.39832/post-15659098

The two lovebirds managed to spend time apart, which may have been the first time since Lordon leeched onto his mealticket they met. Nimbobs had a taste of what her life used to be like, until London no longer served her.




…and Lordon did what you’d come to expect of him, which is a whole lot of nothing, and mouth breathing.



It’s clear that she’s the most miserable with Lordon when she’s in Dublin…


…so they’ve decided to go back to Lisbon for a few weeks to recover from being apart for so long.

And Lordon is still sans teeth.

And as an addendum: She’s missed a couple of weeks of her podcast, which was doomed to fail from the start, since seeing things through isn’t her forte, so she can add another failed venture to her list of ‘Shit I Wish I Could Pretend I Was Never Part Of.’

Girl, us too. Us too.
 
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Amazing recap

I wonder if Niomi realizes that her shitty content is also not serving anyone… licherally
 
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If you guys HAD to marry one of the following, which would you pick? Marcus, Forky, or Lordon?
(but in this scenario, Marcus is still posting his bare ass on OnlyFans during your marriage)
 
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I know nothing about Marcus, not even what he looks like, so I will pick him
 
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If you guys HAD to marry one of the following, which would you pick? Marcus, Forky, or Lordon?
(but in this scenario, Marcus is still posting his bare ass on OnlyFans during your marriage)
Lol! What a choice to have to make! Well, if I HAD to, it's Forky for me. I'm pretty sure I'm taller than him, though, so I'm not sure I'm the right female for him!

Lordon would be my last pick. Always.
 
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I’ve had the shittiest day (all first world problems so no sympathy please) but I’m now out for a walk, reading the new thread and laughing out loud in the street bravo and thank you to @CallItAsItIs and @Shutterbug99 for wonderful recap and new thread title.
Sans teeth. I am dead.

Edit: Also, if I had to chose between Marcus, Forky or Lordon I’m pretty sure I would chose Forky, get lost in the jungle together, “accidentally” break his phone, run away from him, organise my own rescue and leave him there.
 
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If you guys HAD to marry one of the following, which would you pick? Marcus, Forky, or Lordon?
(but in this scenario, Marcus is still posting his bare ass on OnlyFans during your marriage)
Marcus and Forky are equals in my eyes. OF isn't that bad, and I can handle Forky using words like 'broche'.
Lordon is bottom of the pile.
 
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Sorry in advance for the sympathy!

I'm sorry you had a bad day
Even if it's first world problems, your day can still be shitty and terrible! I hope you can have a nice hot bath after your walk, and a relaxing cup of tea and some tattle reading Tomorrow is a new one
 
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I'd steal Roots and run off!!
 
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If I had to I’d definitely take Forky to get free PT for say, 6-8 months. Put my Loops in whenever he’s talking the rest of the time. Then use my hot PT-d body to get a decent guy
 
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Nah why am I literally laughing out loud imagining you guys running for the hills from Forky

Me personally, if I HAD to marry one of them, I'd probably go for forky too our pillow talk would be him telling me I'm not a fit enough female...
 
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I would also choose Forky, get lost in the jungle but being the only one who get rescued.
I mean the lion that he is can handle a little jungle, right ?!
 
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I would also choose Forky, get lost in the jungle but being the only one who get rescued.
I mean the lion that he is can handle a little jungle, right ?!
You and Forky, moments before the "Secret Service" rescues only you:
 
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Thanks for the new thread and title, @CallItAsItIs and @Shutterbug99 !

If Marcus, Forky or Lordon were my marriage options, I'd stay single! I refuse to choose! But, OK, for funsies, Marbob. You know, for old times sake. I think I can get along best with him, plus, despite the butt pics, I don't think he's really bad or anything. (as far as I know) The other two are simply too gross to even consider. I'd punch them seconds into meeting them! (violence mode activated)
 
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