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Niomi Smart #64 Happy clappy in a life so crappy
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Just wanna give a big thanks to @Callan and @formerly_sitkx for influencing me to try White Claw! I always saw them at my store but I never wanted to try cause I was burned by a bad seltzer once that tasted like ethanol smells. I just tried the Lemon one and it's so good! Congrats to you gals for being the influencers Niomi wishes she were <3
Much in the same regard I think Harry squandered the chance to write a book about all the interesting stories, amazing places etc, the immensely privileged life he led...and yet chose to write Spare instead - Niomi is so badly squandering the chance to showcase her privileged life. I follow this influencer (thewayfaress) who's always travelling around the world but shows the history and the culture of every place. You really learn and experience a lot through her stories especially! Niomi's life is just...empty in comparion.
Yass welcome to the club <3 Lemon is the best, some of the others can taste a bit intense or artificial. I was told by my grocer that they can't get Peach anymore, what a tease. You're so cute to let us know, and so sorry it's not sold in paper cans, something that Niomi would probably try to convince you of lol.
Oh no! I'll keep my eyes peeled for Peach cause it's my favorite fruit!
Bahhhaa. Paper cans. Oh Nimbobs.
Let's be glad White Claw would never sponsor her. That said, I don't believe she drinks at all, with what she weighs she'd fall on her ass with two sips!
Nims having a drink must look something like this
She is a horrible podcaster, no structure and rambling, a lot of vague concepts.
jesus christ the new podcast - this immediately came to mind
He paid for that huge, tacky bunch of roses on her birthday last year in Bali. Maybe he's the kind of guy who makes big gestures while wooing the girl, and then stops making any kind of effort once they are in a relationship.
Speculate to accumulate
(You can get 50 red roses delivered by at least one Bali florist for about €62)
New episode for Jamie 
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Is it how he records his podcast?
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Is it how he records his podcast?
‘bare in mind’
‘incredible helpful’
Dude can’t complete 3 paragraphs without ridiculous grammatical errors, and imagines that people might actually pay money for his services
‘incredible helpful’
Dude can’t complete 3 paragraphs without ridiculous grammatical errors, and imagines that people might actually pay money for his services
What the hell is he actually on about? I've just tried listening‘bare in mind’
‘incredible helpful’
Dude can’t complete 3 paragraphs without ridiculous grammatical errors, and imagines that people might actually pay money for his services
Lip smack lip smack.
A bit woo woo.
Stand firm.
Breathe in and out twice.
Life changing.
FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH- LICHERALLY
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9 minutes…? Dude, that’s not a podcast, it’s a voice note.
What is the association he wants people to have here? That he's sitting on the toilet, with tit coming out both ends? He's simply disgusting.
Ah yes our feelings can guide us and teach us so much….. Except for when your gut is telling you to run from your creepy boyfriend, then you’re just batshit crazy
Honestly when you wrote 'a new episode for Jamie' I was momentarily baffled who tf Jamie was.New episode for Jamie
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Funny. He says our feelings can be incredibly helpful (incredible helpful lol) and guide us through life, yet by his own account and Niomi's he shuts down and attempts to override her feelings whenever she voices them. He's such a bleeping creep.
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