Her podcast is releasing tomorrow. That's the big announcement!
Niomi Smart #64 Happy clappy in a life so crappy
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Thank Christ for that
Just podcast. Boring.
I was hoping for a preggers announcement.
I was hoping for a preggers announcement.
The name: “Live Smart” …the opposite of what she does.
In the next thread, let’s vote for how long it’ll last. I’m thinking 3 episodes max
In the next thread, let’s vote for how long it’ll last. I’m thinking 3 episodes max
what the actual duck, I can’t even understand what position he’s in to loom into the frame like that??? This screenshot feels like a summary of their entire relationship dynamic…hopefully that’s someone else’s hair, but I can’t think of a single other person she still hangs out with
This is how I imagine him getting into the frame
I'm team quick secret wedding in a camper van sponsored by ubereats or deliveroo...
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After 1 sec of listening our ears will be resembling her melted candle. Amazing this idiot thinks she can do podcasts.
It is LICHERALLY the right path for secrets placesI mean…..the fact this “secret place” has a well worn in path is a little hint that it probably is not a secret spot after all!?
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Or or...lord of teef paved the way..
Does it mean she still « works » with that management? What a joke it would be. She has done absolutely nothing since she signed the contract with them, but I guess they helped her to get the constant freebies, as well as the car for her birthday.
About her podcast.. What do you guys think the first episode will be? Based on what she said in this story, I bet she’s gonna talk about Joe (+ the signs, being on the right path, the Universe, the mirrored numbers, Frida Kahlo, storm in her uterus, and usual nonsense). She should have named her podcast tit Smart.
About her podcast.. What do you guys think the first episode will be? Based on what she said in this story, I bet she’s gonna talk about Joe (+ the signs, being on the right path, the Universe, the mirrored numbers, Frida Kahlo, storm in her uterus, and usual nonsense). She should have named her podcast tit Smart.
You know that Lordon helped her come up with this lame name because it makes zero sense, for a moment I thought he meant live, as in live tv, I was like wtf lol... And weird how she said she didn't have a platform to have chats and she's nervous because she's being vulnerable. Dude, you've been online for over 10 years, no platform?
"I feel really vulnerable" and "I'm nervous" talking about this. 
Ah, the classic you-better-only-leave-positive-comments manipulation tactic that influencers use. Because then, if you leave a negative comment, you're a terrible person because you (the viewer) knew she was being "vulnerable" so how could you blah blah blah.
Ah, the classic you-better-only-leave-positive-comments manipulation tactic that influencers use. Because then, if you leave a negative comment, you're a terrible person because you (the viewer) knew she was being "vulnerable" so how could you blah blah blah.
According to the trailer she'll be talking about her spiritual journey in Bahhhli and finding 'magic and sparkle' in the everyday. Yawn.
She'll also be discussing Ireland's many, many secret beaches and hidden walls. Or maybe I made that part up. Haha!
She'll also be discussing Ireland's many, many secret beaches and hidden walls. Or maybe I made that part up. Haha!
And the title of the first episode would be: I’m so happy right now, because I find magic in the everyday 
On another note, I assume that picture from her latest post was supposed to be a nice one.
I mean, look at that. Be right back, gonna throw up.
On another note, I assume that picture from her latest post was supposed to be a nice one.
I mean, look at that. Be right back, gonna throw up.
She just recycled the ‘smart living’ title she used in her India videos with Joe into ‘live smart’. Not much thought went into it.
smart chats is soooooo much better. She should’ve come to tattle for some podcast name ideas 
I literally can’t image what she has to offer aside from several bogus astrological delusions, descriptions of moss, and possibly a melted candlestick or something.
I think I’m gonna have to wait for a @sydneybarrett summary with this one
There’s only so much woo woo that my brain can process!!!
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Niomoi is so kind, allowing Joe to live rent-free in her head amid this cost of living crisis.
The first episode will definitely be about him and her broken engagement.
Joe, if he ever stumbles across her social media by accident:
The first episode will definitely be about him and her broken engagement.
Joe, if he ever stumbles across her social media by accident:
HAha that's what I said it should be, kinda agree, at least it's more catchy than this dead fish of a name.smart chats is soooooo much better. She should’ve come to tattle for some podcast name ideas
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I'm guessing she's going to keep her last name at least for the public? Otherwise it would have to be changed to Live White, which is truthfully more fitting to her lifestyle.
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