Read this: make your man turn 90 degrees to your left, then 180 degrees, then 270 degrees, then a whole whopping 360. If you still like him, he is not Jamie White. Even the most un-jawed unwashed bloke could rival him in hygiene olympics. Yuck. He looks like he never washes his you know what. Have fun, Niomi!
Niomi Smart #62 Boobs and butt all over the 'gram, Nims is one step away from OnlyFans
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idk why but this might be the funniest niomi photo i've ever seen lol the forced smile reminded me of the burning house "this is fine" meme
Little Lordon needs his security blanketWhy does Lordon always have a towel with him..?Like seriously always??
Whenever she smiles I only see the 'Hide the Pain Harold' meme guy... Are we sure they aren't related?
Right? And what's up with the 70s porn staches?
They are Lordon's friends, of course they are going to give off major ick vibes. He probably knows them from his clubbing events. 
Niomi went from hanging with royal adjacents to this. 
Niomi went from hanging with royal adjacents to this. 
Am I right in thinking her sister and her toothfairy share the same birthday??
I think they're like a day or two apart
Did Niomi post something on instagram?
As far as I know, she just went: "Lordon worship thesis paragraph" -> "Titgate Scandal" -> "Hobo in the woods" without a single mention of DM on her birthday.
This behavior is gross/repugnant, but also incomprehensible, which is a unique balance that only Dimbobs can strike.
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I meant the photo posted for DM's birthday last year and shared by @Shutterbug99Did Niomi post something on instagram?
As far as I know, she just went: "Lordon worship thesis paragraph" -> "Titgate Scandal" -> "Hobo in the woods" without a single mention of DM on her birthday.
This behavior is gross/repugnant, but also incomprehensible, which is a unique balance that only Dimbobs can strike.
Well, well, well, and just like that, Niomi is promoting womenforwomenuk.
What ascam joke.
What a
Ah back to pretending she cares about other women.
and more of this nonsense
aaaand nothing for her sister
and more of this nonsense
aaaand nothing for her sister
Niomi you have duck all to do all day long but can’t be arsed to go visit your little sister on her 9th birthday? Is it because Lordon can’t come with her and/or she’s really not on best terms with her mother right now?
Nah, it’s because she’s too busy contemplating where her career is going.
What absolute trash.
NB - She re-uploaded this with a song that includes the lyrics, ‘They say home is the place where your heart is/And I am home now, though I am far away.’ Ummm, it sounds like you’ve got a bit of an inner crisis going on there, Nimbobs! I can’t even.
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Honestly, she’s hilarious. Stop trying to romanticise it; you have your bare arse crack sat on an uncomfortable rock, in Ireland, in May. Your boyfriend has no chin and you both spend your days taking photos of each other. 
Er walking on a man made path through some nature. Very daring 🥱🥱
I, for one, am glad she’s stopped using her little sister publicly in order to get praise.
I feel sorry for Niomi, but after all the posts the past few days I can’t help thinking of the quote I’ve seen floating around from a song: “She doesn’t want to be saved. Don’t save her.”
I think people are wasting their energy feeling any sympathy empathy towards her. Please use it on someone deserving
I feel sorry for Niomi, but after all the posts the past few days I can’t help thinking of the quote I’ve seen floating around from a song: “She doesn’t want to be saved. Don’t save her.”
I think people are wasting their energy feeling any sympathy empathy towards her. Please use it on someone deserving
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