can he close that bleeping mouth of his good lord, he looks like something dean & sam winchester would hunt on supernatural..
Niomi Smart #61 Total Eclipse of the Shart
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What the fucken DEMON from the gates of apocalypse is this !!!!
Holly ##$@##!!! Like a dementor sucking your soul to the land of hopelessness
Heidi and Spencer Pratt is that you?
The world's least aspirational couple acting like they're the most aspirational couple is just pure comedy tbh.
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The world's least aspirational couple acting like they're the most aspirational couple is just pure comedy tbh.
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oh come on aren't you just SO jealous? Just look at this catch (from the darkest depths of the ocean floor)
Tattle needs a reaction which combines the laugh AND puke emojis, for when Tattlers make you laugh and these two make you throw up in your mouth.
Running away from Lordon, reality, whatever.
I was trying to figure out what Nimbobs’ latest reminded me of. It’s the video for Chris Isaak’s ‘Wicked Game’
Expectation
Nims and Lordon ‘Reality’
And is anyone actually messaging him? The only gift Nimbobs gave him (aside from her bank account) is about 3000 more followers (he’s now up to 13k).
I was trying to figure out what Nimbobs’ latest reminded me of. It’s the video for Chris Isaak’s ‘Wicked Game’
Expectation
Nims and Lordon ‘Reality’
And is anyone actually messaging him? The only gift Nimbobs gave him (aside from her bank account) is about 3000 more followers (he’s now up to 13k).
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NOoo hahah he's my favorite character in the Smurfs, not even kidding, just too damn funny.
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I laughed so hard reading your comment while looking at his mushroom shaped head that I started crying.
Uhh... see Niomi, Lordon never made anyone smile.
I didn’t know Niomi wasn’t engaging, maybe she’ll get sick of her eventually too. She let Niomi stay with her (and use her home when she was away) after the Joe breakup, and Niomi always used to say Rosanna was no 1 fan of Eat Smart. Niomi is so self involved to not even do the bare minimum with her sycophant friends
She was running around the beach topless all day. Nobody but nobody does this in Ireland. It's really not the done thing here at all. If anyone saw her on that beach today they'd wonder wtf she was on and if there was something wrong with her. It's clearly not a 'secret' beach either as there's a walkway down to it. People who live close by are probably walking that beach every day.
She's lucky she wasn't reported for indecent exposure.
She's lucky she wasn't reported for indecent exposure.
She looks so rough. Does she wear anything but tracksuits these days?
What happens when/if they break up..... I dread to think, cause she said she wouldn't publicise a relationship again lol
But I think they are endgame, purely for the fact that she's probably the best thing to happen to him so he won't be the one to do it, and she won't leave him because she can't be alone again
But I think they are endgame, purely for the fact that she's probably the best thing to happen to him so he won't be the one to do it, and she won't leave him because she can't be alone again
Eurgh, just STOP trying so hard! Seriously, there is just no need to keep ramming your relationship down people’s throat. We know you’re depressed, we know you’re isolated, we know you’ve not wanted to get dressed or leave the house recently. And now tarting around in nothing but a thong just makes you look ridiculous and desperate. How nice for your family and future in-laws to see you pressing your bits against “your love” and posting it on the internet.
I can’t believe I was feeling empathic towards her. Dear Tattlers, please witch slap the tit out of me next time I think there’s an ounce of humility in her.
I can’t believe I was feeling empathic towards her. Dear Tattlers, please witch slap the tit out of me next time I think there’s an ounce of humility in her.
this story was originally black & white with a caption like “a mermaid in past life” or some tit. She’s deleted it and reposted it in colour with a different caption. Not sure why the change. Maybe she couldn’t see her ass well enough in the black & white story and decided to change it.She was running around the beach topless all day. Nobody but nobody does this in Ireland. It's really not the done thing here at all. If anyone saw her on that beach today they'd wonder wtf she was on and if there was something wrong with her. It's clearly not a 'secret' beach either as there's a walkway down to it. People who live close by are probably walking that beach every day.
She's lucky she wasn't reported for indecent exposure.
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I didn't realize that when she said she has no desire to get dressed in the morning it meant running around naked on a public beach.
She really thinks she's a gift to this world, smh.
She really thinks she's a gift to this world, smh.
She's been cringe but after that video, wow...
ngl i found this clip really funny because marcus posted a similar video on his OF (didn't post it here because i didn't know how to save the video but it was him in a bathroom filming himself from the back while taking off his clothes, also he was like groaning while doing it, that tit was comical lol)
NIOMIIII JOE DOESN'T CARE BUT YOU COULD AT LEAST MAKE SOME PROFIT, THINK SMART NIOMIIII
jokes aside i wouldn't be surprised if mr business coach suggested OF to her, giving it on instagram for free when he could be cashing in on his gf's bum
NIOMIIII JOE DOESN'T CARE BUT YOU COULD AT LEAST MAKE SOME PROFIT, THINK SMART NIOMIIII
jokes aside i wouldn't be surprised if mr business coach suggested OF to her, giving it on instagram for free when he could be cashing in on his gf's bum
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