Niomi Smart #5 Onwards, upwards, but not Woodwards
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Wait I haven’t followed her for ages but saw the engagement on insta have they broken up??? I randomly clicked on this thread out of boredom tonight and I’m lost.
I went to the start of this thread and the other one and her instagram but I can’t work it out how do you all know they broke up
I went to the start of this thread and the other one and her instagram but I can’t work it out how do you all know they broke up
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He legit looks traumatized in that smoothie bowl capture.
This thread has absolutely killed me tonight, I can’t stop laughing
I've only just clocked that she's actually from Brighton and that we were in the same English class in college. I really wish I had some (feel new) tea to spill but Im pretty sure the fact I've only just realised it's her says it all...
Question: when does smoothie bowl weather end? And what comes after it? 
But we love form protein powder, it's our favourite. The chocolate salted carmel, chocolate peanuts, tyramisu is the best. How does she get through so much protein powder and not build any muscle?
I'm realising now looking back how much of her 'perfect' relationship was really just for show.
Notice here how she gives Joe a hug whilst she looks and smiles at the camera.
And here, with her vice-like grip on his arm!
Notice here how she gives Joe a hug whilst she looks and smiles at the camera.
And here, with her vice-like grip on his arm!
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It explains why she had to go fart in another room. Your body can’t metabolize all that damn protein if you aren’t using it lol. It is notorious for giving you really stinky gas, like putrid, eyelash burning, birds drop dead out of trees stinky. Especially soy protein.But we love form protein powder, it's our favourite. The chocolate salted carmel, chocolate peanuts, tyramisu is the best. How does she get through so much protein powder and not build any muscle?
This Is Why Protein Turns You Into a Fart Machine
Protein farts really are a thing. But you don't have to have them.
Smoothie Bowl weather! smoothie bowl weather! Can't help to re watch for the cringe
I've started reading "Smoothie Bowl Weather" in Niomi's voice!View attachment 230422
Smoothie Bowl weather! smoothie bowl weather! Can't help to re watch for the cringe
I get why he looks like that...imagine your fiancée starts talking about you like you’re one organism. I can’t tell if all the we we we stuff was some form of insecurity manifesting on her part, or just the way she thinks/speaks.
Do we think he tried to use the move to India as a way of breaking up with her? Maybe he thought she wouldn’t go to India So thought he could escape but then it backfired and she said she would go
to the tune of Taylor Swift’s Lover:
we could eat the nut roasts all through January
this is our place, I make the rules
And you have the dreamiest face, don’t ruin it with a piece of toast, my dear
It’s no longer “I like”, its now “we like” for everything
can you eat what I eat
can you always be ready, for smoothie bowl weather?
p.s. yes, I need a new hobby and this is all in good fun
we could eat the nut roasts all through January
this is our place, I make the rules
And you have the dreamiest face, don’t ruin it with a piece of toast, my dear
It’s no longer “I like”, its now “we like” for everything
can you eat what I eat
can you always be ready, for smoothie bowl weather?
p.s. yes, I need a new hobby and this is all in good fun
Didn't he injure himself on one of the 10k runs she woke him up to do in the morning. She didn't realise he had been hurt and kept going, probably thinking he was just super slow compared to her. She brought it up in a vlog, he begins to explain then she just talks about her times and her personal best runs and laughs off his injury.Hmmm...in the smoothie bowl weather video, Joe is also not completing the 10k, he said he hurt his muscles and couldn't complete the run. I wonder if the guy was tired and did not want to run, but was scared of the smoothie bowl weather girl that he lied about hurting the muscle!
but, yeah it coud have been a bluff
For some reason, you remind me of my nosy, holier-than-thou, passive-aggressive aunt.
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