YES!Can we somehow invite Freddie or Joe on here and have them anonymously spill the Fennel Tea
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Niomi Smart #5 Onwards, upwards, but not Woodwards
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Yep, he's all natural, has looked the same for years, she's a bit above average with a lot of effort, cute face, bad teeth, head a bit too large, nose seems to have been corrected as well. Very good hair though I hope she doesn't ruin it with too much coloring.
Niomi reminds me of my former self, I was obsessed with being the perfect girl on high school. I even had a notebook where I wrote 'Miss Perfect" and wrote everything that I had to do to become the girl that every girl wants to be. I planned everything: what I ate (to stay skinny), my outfits, study hours (wanted the best marks) and even planned with who I would sit during break. It let to me having anorexia and bulimia. I am so happy that I am not in that phase anymore, I was never real to people. Didn't have real conversations, it doesn't seem like Niomi and Joe had grown up conversations. Even the video that they announce to go to India, Niomi was talking about instagram/vegan spots to visits when she would be there? I was like girl, what??!! Why aren't you looking for houses and stuff, real grown up things not instagram stuff.
I was thinking about this earlier. I think he comes across as extremely gormless and dull. Iām always gobsmacked to remember he read law and economics at Exeter, a good university and a hard degree. Doesnāt say what grade he got though. Others have noticed he listens to political podcasts I think? And he seems to really appreciate film. We never hear Niomi talk about films, politics, sports, anything really other than health and fitness. So as much as Iāve said heās gormless I do think he must have interests etc that she doesnāt, or is she so obsessed with her brand that she thinks to speak about anything else will water it down?
Re her looks - I donāt think she actually works hard for them. She paid for her teeth to be done and she stopped bleaching the heck out of her hair (which looked awful anyway) other than that...she is very very slim but has no muscle tone whatsoever. Iāve seen people before comment on that, she works out constantly but is quite āskinny fat.ā Even pre the plant based diet she was always pretty slim, she lost some weight but not a huge amount, I donāt think she has to work too hard to be this tiny tbh
Iām curious what type of law she thought she was going to practice when she couldnāt even argue with her significant other.
Do you think they talk about torts in bed
Iām nearly certain her dental work was gifted, she made a vlog talking about it. She got Invisalign and then a veneer on her little side tooth.
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Quote: " Hi everyone! Just wanted to add my two cents - I agree about the Woody Allen film comment, itās so far reaching for me to say this, but if youāve watched that film, the theme is basically a couple realizing theyāre mismatched and breaking up. Very telling, maybe it was a confession in disguise from Joe?"
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Hi! I'm new here, sorry I don't know how to quote. Just created an account to post these screen shots from the Woody Allen movie.
Red polo's blond fiancee just left the scene, the three of them were talking about their imminent wedding where his brother (jacket) is going to be best man, she's super excited. Red polo says she's bright, nice and kind, he loves her but he just can't stand her laugh. Even killed his boner last night.
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This is not the main storyline at all, just the one scene. The oblivious fiancee is wearing in a yoga outfit btw... LOL
tit film imo.
Quote: " Hi everyone! Just wanted to add my two cents - I agree about the Woody Allen film comment, itās so far reaching for me to say this, but if youāve watched that film, the theme is basically a couple realizing theyāre mismatched and breaking up. Very telling, maybe it was a confession in disguise from Joe?"
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Hi! I'm new here, sorry I don't know how to quote. Just created an account to post these screen shots from the Woody Allen movie.
Red polo's blond fiancee just left the scene, the three of them were talking about their imminent wedding where his brother (jacket) is going to be best man, she's super excited. Red polo says she's bright, nice and kind, he loves her but he just can't stand her laugh. Even killed his boner last night.
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This is not the main storyline at all, just the one scene. The oblivious fiancee is wearing in a yoga outfit btw... LOL
tit film imo.
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I consider Niomi to have a lot "done" (just the opinion of a gal who tweezes her own eyebrows) but it looks very effortlessly natural. Her healthy glow is usually a natural looking spray tan, her natural looking hair is expensively colour treated, pre-lockdown it was regular facials and massages, her eyelashes, nails, eyebrows regularly done by a professional. Mouth full of extortionate dental work. She looked quite a bit more rough in lockdown when all that stuff stopped.
Just watched her IGTV of her making carrot soup. At the very beginning when she begins recording, Joe just walks away. I think heās been checked out of the relationship for a while and clearly hates the camera. Perhaps he even thought India would be his break and didnāt expect Niomi to follow.
She looked surprisingly rough in lockdown & so did he. I did too but I wasnāt posting YouTube videos!
At the start of the haircut video ( I didnāt watch it all) she says about Joeās hair āwe havenāt done anything with this....ā, seriously āweā about a grown manās hair.
She also had that eye operation at the start of the year which I assume was cosmetic too?
Daisy mae was born May 2014, Niomi filmed her first video in march 2014. She wasnt filming at all during her mothers fertility struggles. Stop talking bs
I also donāt think she is devoid of empathy.
I dont think Niomi has had much actual work done, but it clearly takes a fair amount to maintain her looks.
Although she was quite young pre-youtube. Shes lost a lot of weight plus I think had invisalign and some compisite build ups. I dont think shes had that much more dental work, maybe some whitening. Its pretty basic cosmetic dentistry that a lot of people have.
She also lives a very stress free life, which does wonder for your looks!
Although she was quite young pre-youtube. Shes lost a lot of weight plus I think had invisalign and some compisite build ups. I dont think shes had that much more dental work, maybe some whitening. Its pretty basic cosmetic dentistry that a lot of people have.
She also lives a very stress free life, which does wonder for your looks!
Looks like someones wedding photo behind the flowers
Tit out, head chopped off. What a rushed video!Sorry Iām sure this has been mentioned before but what is with her friendās tit falling out constantly in that bridesmaid videowas it really necessary to have that kept in (albeit blurred).
Tit out, head chopped off. What a rushed video!Sorry Iām sure this has been mentioned before but what is with her friendās tit falling out constantly in that bridesmaid video
he ate more and more plant based with her, of course when she cooks he'll eat what she makes. Her food used to look tasty, and being in India he will have eaten more and more vegetarian and vegan.
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i can just see niomi cuddled up to joe during this scene being like ooo joey isnt it wonderful that we arent like this? we are just meant to be joeyyy
I donāt think she gets more done than the average woman - most I know get nails/brows/hair done regularly, and lots use fake tan. The facials I thought never made much difference, her skin isnāt great but thatās just how it seems to be. I actually prefer her not having the awful fake looking lashes and her hair seems to be itās natural colour now which I find suits her better also.
I do think its a bit unfair to say things like Joeās looks come more naturally - just because the beauty standards for men and women are so different. We never expect men to do anything to their appearances really. Joe looks like he always does (except a haircut) and Niomi looks āroughā because women do more to look āpresentableā than men. She looked fine during lockdown to me tbh and on the days that she put some make up on and did her hair I wouldnāt say she looked any worse than when she made that same effort pre lockdown really.
I do think its a bit unfair to say things like Joeās looks come more naturally - just because the beauty standards for men and women are so different. We never expect men to do anything to their appearances really. Joe looks like he always does (except a haircut) and Niomi looks āroughā because women do more to look āpresentableā than men. She looked fine during lockdown to me tbh and on the days that she put some make up on and did her hair I wouldnāt say she looked any worse than when she made that same effort pre lockdown really.
Understandable.
I still think this.
No he works out too. He's in his 30s not his teens, no one has a good body without diet and exercise. I'm in the minority but i think he liked being plant based after india!
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