Part of me is scared of Niomi and Lordon breaking up because what exactly comes after bottom-of-the-barrel? Like, she broke up with Joe and had the fling with Dettol Daddy. Tattle consensus was that it was a downgrade since he looked leathery and like a less handsome Joe. THEN she went for Forky, and we were like, God, he's an Iberic ham leg, how can she do worse? But she actually managed that feat and somehow found what I think is honest-to-God the most repelling man on influencer-dom. Like, I'd rather be stuck with Alfie Deyes than this man.
So what would come next?