Niomi Smart #47 IV drips, no helmet scooter trips, wishing Lordon would close his lips

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cookiemunchmunch

I love both tomato salad and potato salad and her versions look fucking dreadful
 
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Cherry Waves

I feel ya here- working on my clinical hours to be a licensed therapist and her and her asshole brother are fleecing the oblivious with their LiFe CoAcHiNg SkILls and pLaNt-BaSeD degree.
 
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Callan


Of course there's avocado in that sandwich on the cover lol. She acts like she went to an actual College for a degree instead of taking an online course that anyone over 18 can sign up for. Little further back in the thread someone posted that her cookbook wouldn't happen if her family didn't pull some strings for her, and I bet that it's barely selling.

Also I don't want to knock online learning, my mom finished her masters in music that way but she did it for years and put in an incredible amount of work, but I can take that course that Holly did, and won't even ask my mommy and daddy to pay for it, and it still wont make me a chef.
 
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lcd77

I went shopping today and I felt like Niomi (and Frida) was following me. Oh moon!
 
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Swipeupyouguys

That burger looks sad and dryyyy.
That poor woman doesn't look at all well, couldn't the editing team have added some colour to her cheeks, a sparkle to her eyes and a shine to her barnet.
 
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Callan

Lol so I said to myself, I bet if I open my Instagram the avocado chef has a story and its the 1st one to watch and of course she has, as usual doing her bogus treatments.



Then I see this and hold on to your pants guy when you read the description on the website, lmao.. wow







Bauhinia Flower Essence

Australian Bush Flower Essences | catalysts to unlock your full potential, resolve negative beliefs & create emotional health & wellbeing.
ausflowers.com.au
 
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dodo789

https://giphy.com/Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr
“You may not be racist” wtf did I just read
 
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Jackie Daytona

I had my first facial in five years and my skin is glowing! Niomi gets one every other week. It’s not fair.
 
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irvinelane

What the f*ck is that? The description is so ridiculous and incomprehensible that they feel the need to give an even more incomprehensible example, but since when brands do that? I can’t believe what I just read. So whatever made Holly buy this shit, how did she end up saying to herself it would be a good idea to try this product out? She’s bonkers. No wonder she gets along with Niomi.
 
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lcd77

What the hell are they smoking? lmao
If someone opens with "even though you may not be racist" you're probably racist. It kinda reminds me of the whole "I can't be racist because I have a black friend" thing. The whole phrasing of it just rubs me the wrong way
 
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Callan

Jamie and Holly are some weird ass scam artists and all you guys figured that out in like 5 minutes. It's truly incredible. I wouldn't be surprised if they are dosing her with some fake holistic "give me your money" tincture for happiness.\

And the bit about racism was just weird AF, kinda concerning that Holly needs this.
 
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Slaybutter

ffs I nearly blew a sinus open

Niomi stepped away from YT and became a full-time scammer, she wouldn’t recognize the red flags now.

ETA: I love these sm


You would have to dose somebody for this one hahaha Rough Bluebell:


more racist tinctures

 
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QueenBW

I'm all for using wellness as a self-development tool but thinking that a flower essence is going to cure you of your RACISM?! What the hell. Why is everyone always looking for a quick fix these days? Instead of doing some anti-racism work, let's just spray, smell, pour? flower essences on ourselves!
 
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Callan

Well who knew you can cure racism with some plant oil. Damn these are all so bogus!! Anything to cut out doing the hard work eh? Fake miracle cures.
 
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mg95

It's so 2022 to market snake oils as the cure for racism. Burn the whole wellness industry down please. We've reached the limit.
 
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Ciri

i am sure we can find some flower essences to cure stupidity.


this description



Edit : family related ?!!!!

 
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