Same fake smile always
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Same fake smile always
I’ve never seen someone try to seem so busy when they’re busy doing nothing! This faux farewell tour is bizarre, but we’ve learnt by now that Niomi always feels like she has something to prove. I reckon Forky always saw it as a transactional relationship and it got a bit too much so here’s Niomi saying “look at me seeing all my friends who will miss me so much. I don’t need a man because I have soooo many people who want to see me before I go be super adventurous as an independent woman”. One thing I will give him is there seems to be some consistency to his work pattern and where she wants to seem free spirited, his response is “I’ve actually got a bit on so I guess we’ll see”. If I went from being engaged to whatever this is, I’d also be fake smiling!
The usual cab-driver-who-drives-me-around-the-block-on-a-Friday-night meeting to pretend she has a social life + the just-so-you-know-I-think-I’m-hot-with-a-f*cking-filter selfie to document she’s going out.
Damn ..made a typo. Getting RID of.But she goes to baaaaahli where everything will change. She is sooo busyyy with baaaahli......getting read of stuff, planning kitchen renovation and seeing all the people for the last time, packing (begging) bikinis ...because baaaahli....this year will be licherally the big year because of baaaaahliii....
Niomi smart hardly working and hardly thinking.
This is what happens if you see that dumbass forky...
SAME EFFING DARK ROOTS!
Geez friend, be discipled and get it done!
It seems like they have definitely cooled things off, otherwise she'd be spending her every moment showing it off, and not hanging out with people that she only sees after a breakup.
Okay I've been absent from the thread for a bit - did they actually split?
Just had a sneaky beak at Joe’s Instagram and all pictures of Niomi have been deleted.
I know it’s hard but you have to move on Niomi
I know it’s hard but you have to move on Niomi
Is she en route to her leaving do? Surely she is having one? Did you know she's going to Bali for SIX WHOLE WEEKS!!!
I'll be surprised if she spends her birthday on her own. I think her family will travel to Bali for birthday celebrations or else that she will be back home in time for her birthday. I'm not sure if the dates quite add up, but near enough.
I can't see her coping well at all if she's on her own on her birthday.
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Is it all off with the Forkster?!
Ooooooooh so she's off to Bali then, thought it was fake news.
But she started seeing all her faux friends again. When she's in a relationship of some sort she drops her friends like a hot potato.
Or maybe she needed new people around her to brag about her trip and for when she's coming back to make herself feel super important when she's not lol
The last time I remember them posting from the same place was around March 29 when they were both with Venetia and Max.
I have not checked to see if they like or comment on each others posts, but they have been unusually silent otherwise.
I have not checked to see if they like or comment on each others posts, but they have been unusually silent otherwise.
I thought that Forky and Niomi were just f buddies?
my bad
my bad
She doesn't volunteer in her own country, why would she volunteer while abroad?
I guess the obvious answer is "for photo ops." God help us all.
On the left, Niomi’s story with what looks like the most flattering photo for her, not for her fake friend. On the right, her fake friend’s story. Nothing to be surprised by.
Not quite yet.
I went back maybe a month and neither has liked the other’s pictures. They do follow each other and still have their “couple” photos up from Mauritius so it might mean nothing
Why is she posing like she’s sitting on the toilet?
Perhaps she had #vegan oysters last night
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