I always find his Q&A’s awkward. The questions are so boring, not to mention his answers, when he manages to get them right.
Niomi Smart #39 Everyone has a house, a husband and a baby while I have a shed, a thermomix and a Forky
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I feel like we've seen this exact image countless times already, just shows how much of her cooking he's actually eating lol.
Right! That’s actually the only meal he can’t go wrong with the spelling, hence the mention. Curry is technically an easy word, but with Bradley, you never know.
On Christmas Day, me and my cousin made 2 cakes (I mean you had to throw them to the oven, but the batters - cheesecake and chocolate), fish, turkey, fritters and cocktails for the fam in like 2 hours + the kitchen was clean. We had so much fun (probably because it was Christmas) and it was really convenient. Niomi actually drastically undersold Thermomix and I'm surprised they allowed it.
Her recipes were never revolutionary but at least she tried in the past. She tried to look nice, for a good angle, to make her vids good quality. Now it's like she doesn't even try. She looks 20 years older.
Her recipes were never revolutionary but at least she tried in the past. She tried to look nice, for a good angle, to make her vids good quality. Now it's like she doesn't even try. She looks 20 years older.
Omg why is the image so grey in the second screenshot? I haven’t noticed how dull it makes her look. You’re right, that’s odd that Thermomix has approved the video. In the very small number of cases where she has to work, she can’t even do it right. That’s such disrespect for the company who trusted her.
He gives off American Psycho / serial killer vibes.
I'm not surprised he doesn't believe vegans can consume enough protein (as if there weren't body builders who are vegan). I agree that each body is different and not everyone can or wants to be vegan. But he makes it sound like it's unhealthy to be vegan. It's unhealthy the way Niomi did it, but all diets are made unhealthy by Niomi "Six Blueberries" Smart.
insert an engagement ring before the break up
That's what my friend who has the Thermomix says and what I've watched her do with it, plus she has three kids and she says it's a great way to get them in the kitchen, helping to prepare food safely.
Niomi could have done something with Daisy May, a fun and "healthier" ice cream for example, and also sold it from that angle of "oh, kids love to help." She should realize her audience, like her, is getting older and popping kids left and right (granted, most of us don't look like we've aged 15 years in the past 2 tho
)But she's lazy and she can't be arsed to do anything well. I really do think she's trying to set her career on fire, in the negative sense. I don't know if out of self-destruction, depression or what.
I would be so pissed if I spent money on a Thermomix and expected it to be able to make nut butter. Like other people pointed out that’s not cashew butter. It takes around half an hour to get the consistency right using a machine at home. For the prices Thermomix are charging one would expect that they get it right.
I think she has ALWAYS been lazy. From the start her 'cooking' or WIEIAD vids made me laugh. Unimaginative, boring and unappetising concoctions. Thermomix underestimated her 'skill' level and got zilch for this paid partnership.That's what my friend who has the Thermomix says and what I've watched her do with it, plus she has three kids and she says it's a great way to get them in the kitchen, helping to prepare food safely.
Niomi could have done something with Daisy May, a fun and "healthier" ice cream for example, and also sold it from that angle of "oh, kids love to help." She should realize her audience, like her, is getting older and popping kids left and right (granted, most of us don't look like we've aged 15 years in the past 2 tho
But she's lazy and she can't be arsed to do anything well. I really do think she's trying to set her career on fire, in the negative sense. I don't know if out of self-destruction, depression or what.
And me. I am 100% here for the chavvy new money car crash content that wedding would produce.
He’s focused on his own projects? His projects are just filming himself working out. Yet, he thinks he’s Barack Obama. What a loser.
Seriously? in 2022!!
Totally agree, a good reminder for me to stop wanting new homeware after scrolling on instagram and shop secondhand instead!
Nimbobs thinks that just because she doesn't do asos/zara hauls, has bought a vintage skirt ONCE, promotes greenwashing brands that she's somehow sustainable. Her constant stream of freebies are just as bad and don't get me started on the extremely frequent trips abroad and to soho farmhouse.
Nobody is perfect but if this has been her entire brand then she's a massive fraud.
It’s like she deliberately wanted to look that awful. I agree with @QueenBW mentioning self-destruction, depression or something else. As if nothing matters anymore to her. I have the feeling that her 30th birthday will hit her hard.
Ngl I did get a pang of worry when she didn’t update her stories. She’s not all right and she’s chasing down all the wrong answers.
I voted for them to get married too, but they might not last. Just don't think she's that into him and vice versa but he is happy with her follower count.
I did not watch the video and admire your patience and courage. Apart from the extremely low quality of the video ...what a claustrophobic kitchen indeed !
It gives me anxiety just watching the screenshot. How someone can cook normally !
And I admit. She is at her lowest point ever. Everything is and just looks wrong
For someone who has years of experience doing social media, she is doing an extremely awful job.
Its so annoying when Forky mentions vegan and vegetarian food and always follows up with:
Yeah we get it, you're way too self absorbed and entitled to entertain that possibility.
Yeah we get it, you're way too self absorbed and entitled to entertain that possibility.
That’s a shame she can have a pair of glasses for free, but chose the wrong one. They don’t suit her at all.
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