Niomi Smart #39 Everyone has a house, a husband and a baby while I have a shed, a thermomix and a Forky

[QueenBW]

I finally watched that new video - ahem, ad - and wow (needed a Monday morning pick me up).

At the end when she says the dahl is going to last her for "quite a while." With that portion? Is she kidding? She eats like a dying bird or something.

 

[cookiemunchmunch]

I finally watched that new video - ahem, ad - and wow (needed a Monday morning pick me up).

At the end when she says the dahl is going to last her for "quite a while." With that portion? Is she kidding? She eats like a dying bird or something.

Sorry - just making sure that she really did say days. Maybe there was a bit more left in the mixer container thingie, but that would be two portions at a stretch. Or just one regular portion.

 

[QueenBW]

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Sorry - just making sure that she really did say days. Maybe there was a bit more left in the mixer container thingie, but that would be two portions at a stretch. Or just one regular portion.

Thank you! My brain somehow thought the quote was "quite a while" but "a few days" is worse. Even if the container had more, like you said.

She's a walking billboard for disordered eating and harmful restriction.

I mean, that kale kiwi ginger smoothie can't have more than 150 calories, 200 tops and she says that's a full breakfast. It doesn't even have protein in the form of a protein powder or some nuts or chia seeds or anything really. Nor any healthy fats. If I had that for breakfast I wouldn't be full 20 minutes later.

 

[cookiemunchmunch]

Thank you! My brain somehow thought the quote was "quite a while" but "a few days" is worse. Even if the container had more, like you said.

She's a walking billboard for disordered eating and harmful restriction.

I mean, that kale kiwi ginger smoothie can't have more than 150 calories, 200 tops and she says that's a full breakfast. It doesn't even have protein in the form of a protein powder or some nuts or chia seeds or anything really. Nor any healthy fats. If I had that for breakfast I wouldn't be full 20 minutes later.

Completely agree with you. Especially given how much she exercises, it's just not enough food at all. For me, I would plough through all of the things she made in like 2 - 2.5 hours tops lol.

 

[cee-bee]

Also, the beauty of a Dahl is letting it cook slowly. I’ve made many a beautiful Dahl with fresh spices in my 10 year old M&S pan which cost approx 5% of that thermomixer. It truly is just junk. She can’t even make a convincing sales pitch. If she truly enjoyed food she’d know the longer a curry is left, the better it tastes, making it wholly unsuitable for a thermomixer which is all about making food quickly.

 

[ohnana]

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Sorry - just making sure that she really did say days. Maybe there was a bit more left in the mixer container thingie, but that would be two portions at a stretch. Or just one regular portion.

Jesus. That is two portions in my house: one me and one for my husband the next day i would have to make something new. How cand that last for days? I make an 8L pot of soup/borsch for us and that does indeed last for a few days (eating at lunch and dinner..).

 

[QueenBW]

She's just a fail of an influencer, zero effort, zero creativity. You can make ice cream in a Thermomix (my pan certainly can't do that). You can bake bread, it can ferment and make kefir. But no, she chooses the most basic of things that wouldn't entice anyone. I'd be pissed if I were the brand, just like with every other brand that has gifted her something. Makeup, holiday stays, clothes, kitchen appliances, the SkyTV.

 

[irvinelane]

Is this real? copy/pasting from Google is not knowledge dude.

Great advice! You should definitely seek proffesional help too.

Such a liar. He doesn’t give a tit about Ukraine and still thinks that’s some kind of movie.

 

[sydneybarrett]

The video is still in 360p! 360p!!! I know sometimes videos on yt can get stuck on certain quality right after posting but after an hour or so they become available in HD. But it's been A WHOLE DAY and it's still in 360p! Sorry I can't get over this, it's 2022, she considers herself a digital creator, she got God knows how much $$$ to promote this and yet she posts a half-assed video and can't even be bothered to fix this.
Niomi darling, this is so not feminist of you

 

[slamvs27]

Did I just watch a 2004 infomercial?? WTF was that video?

 

[Callan]

AHahha .. at least it has closed captioning now.

 

[buzzy123]

I really don’t feel like he’s qualified to give out nutrition advice- what about reducing consumption of animal products for the planet? Also, his spelling and grammar isn’t great

 

[Shutterbug99]

I suspected he was, but this confirms for me that Forky is the one behind Niomi's decision to ditch her plant-based diet. Doesn't sound like he's a huge fan of veganism.

 

[janedowe]

Maybe the 360p is very intentional. Means that every comment is ‘the quality is so poor’ as opposed to ‘the quality (of your piece of tit ad) is so poor’. Deflection at its finest.

 

[Callan]

The worst thing about his tit advice is that he's probably writing those questions himself so that he can write up a useless long winded reply.

 

[Clover123]

I really don’t feel like he’s qualified to give out nutrition advice- what about reducing consumption of animal products for the planet? Also, his spelling and grammar isn’t great

Hmmm niomi ditching her veganism suddenly makes a lot more sense. I still find it weird that she ditched it for Forky, not Dreamy Joe! If she'd been less restrictive it may have saved her engagement (until he realised how shallow and selfish she is) and it was clear she was so besotted with him. Is Forky really worth abandoning your vegan diet?!
Love that she still acts "plant based " for ads though

 

[Critchley]

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Sorry - just making sure that she really did say days. Maybe there was a bit more left in the mixer container thingie, but that would be two portions at a stretch. Or just one regular portion.

Omg I'm Indian, and that quantity is literally 1/3 of a meal.
For a lunch, I would have 1 serving of Dahl, WITH rice, as well as 1 serving of some type of curry/bhaji. Dahl alone has almost no carbs...

If this will last her a few days, Scarecrow Smart must have an abnormally slow metabolism. She is indeed eating like dying bird.

 

[irvinelane]

I suspected he was, but this confirms for me that Forky is the one behind Niomi's decision to ditch her plant-based diet. Doesn't sound like he's a huge fan of veganism.

Hmmm niomi ditching her veganism suddenly makes a lot more sense. I still find it weird that she ditched it for Forky, not Dreamy Joe! If she'd been less restrictive it may have saved her engagement (until he realised how shallow and selfish she is) and it was clear she was so besotted with him. Is Forky really worth abandoning your vegan diet?!
Love that she still acts "plant based " for ads though

He gives his opinion through the entire answer, but has to put some unconvincing « …as advised to do so by top nutritionists. » bullshit somewhere

 

[Coldfeet]

FORKY 'I must WORN you'

 

[Callan]

Lolz...

Sorry Forky but your face looks like a fried slice of Spam on your best days