yeah and also they acted almost like strangers, especially whenever serious questions came up. The thing that comes to mind is their video about moving to India, that entire thing is such a mess. I can't resist pulling it apart lol
The video starts off on a horribly awkward note. Joey says "
so this is...this is what you do. This is it."
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(Niomi's I AM NOT AN INFLUENCER video coming in 3...2...1...)
Joey then proceeds to say with much chagrin, "this is....nice. Maybe I'll --"
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Niomi finishes his sentence with " --
get used to this? No."
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(Niomi smiling through the resentment)
Joey then explains what the role in India is, and concludes with: "
But most of all, I'm just so thrilled that you're excited for it as well..."
Niomi, in the most insincere tone:
"OFCOSSSS"
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(the face you make when saying something you really don't mean)
Niomi says that when she told her friends the news, her friends assumed it would be NY, LA, or Sydney, to which Niomi told them "
no0o0o...", with the tone of voice that implies "
I bleeping wish it was"
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(Joe realizing he'll never hear the end of it, as Niomi complains about it being India rather than NY, LA, or Sydney)
NiomI: "
last year Freddie your brother was in my vlogs rather than you Cause Joey was in India!!!" *crazed look*
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Joey tells the viewers why he loves India and Niomi makes this face:
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(That's the "Sure Jan" face)
Niomi says she was really surprised there were a lot of vegan places in INDIA. Let that sink in. "
I didn't realize veganism was that much of a thing out there. I did A LOT of research".
She shows a map of Mumbai with all the places she wants to visit.
"Oh look I tagged a bakery for you, cause you LOVE bread. He loves bread...", she shrugs and says in the most judgmental tone she could muster.
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(Niomi confused at how anyone on Earth could love bread. God forbid)
After some more explanations, Niomi says "
don't worry, it's not like we're gonna pack our bags and move to India forever. We'll be back here for the summers.......RIGHT????...I don't know..."
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(Niomi panicking that she'll be in India "forever")
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(Joe realizing he's gonna have to propose)
Niomi then panics and turns to Joey and AGAIN asks pleadingly "I don't know. RIGHT?" (about coming back to UK for the summers)
To which Joey bravely and cockily says "
I don't know."
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(Legend says Joey lost all his bread rations for that week, and also his peanut butter privileges)
Imagine sitting down to film a video about moving to India, never once having discussed the terms of their move with one another.
The video ends with Joe saying "
I'm excited", Niomi replies "
I'm excited too", after which the camera cuts, and she repeats "
No...it will be great...", like a mantra that she doesn't believe in.