Spot on!!!!This is how I imagine granny T talking to Joe...
Niomi Smart #27 from selfish to shellfish
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So why she really there? For work or just another holiday? Either way she’s so annoying 
What was the original title? Kinda strange that they would delete unless maybe it was too long? I've had this happen before when I've posted threads and I've always wondered why it happens! I've figured out that the mods don't seem to like threads that contain words in ALL CAPS. They always change those!I think the moderators changed my title cause I had more stuff in it, I was trying to incorporate things you guys said, cause they were good
Whst a buffoon!I Imagine your whole life taking off your clothes and flogging your skin?????? Foul womanSo why she really there? For work or just another holiday? Either way she’s so annoying
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Has she lost weight? She's looking skinny here. Could just be the way she's posing, I guess. Someone left a 'thinspiration' comment on her IG.So why she really there? For work or just another holiday? Either way she’s so annoying
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If this isn't a thirst trap I don't really know what is.
Yikes. It reeks of desperation.
Yikes. It reeks of desperation.
Romanticizing the precariat seems like something Niomi's family would do in order to justify social differences. There's nothing glamorous about the life of a porn star. But it's just a drink, I know.
Could the bikini bottoms be any more hitched up?So why she really there? For work or just another holiday? Either way she’s so annoying
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Another trip, another reason to show up in a bikini...
I do not want to see so much of her vag. This is not what I signed up for
Love how desperate she is to escape her reality at every opportunity. Honestly lol!
Lol she just followed Emma Raducanu on instagram. Bit late there, Dimbobs She also followed a guy who really looks like Bradley! Just taller, like a stretched out Bradley. He's called Kevin Lütolf.
She also followed a guy who really looks like Bradley! Just taller, like a stretched out Bradley. He's called Kevin Lütolf.| life at her mum's house | life on permanent holiday |
| lazing about | lazing about |
| doing nothing productive | doing nothing productive |
| 1000000 baths | 1000000 selfies |
yet somehow she was itching to get out of her mum's house and move onto life on permanent holiday? apart from weather, location, etc., life is largely the same for her, no? how can she delude herself into thinking that one is unproductive and one is productive? when is she going to snap out of it?
I love the fact that a (her?) wedding photographer, Benjamin Wheeler, commented on her photo.
'Your body is amazing' under that photo...no, her body is that of someone who can afford to eat next to nothing all day because she has no work to do and nowhere she has to go or be so doesn't need any energy. I can barely be bothered to even keep up with her anymore to be honest because she's so boring and her life is so vacuous I can barely comprehend it. Say what you like about Joe but he probably could've lived a similar life to Niomi on his Dad's money and he doesn't, he gets up to go to work at the same time she chooses to get up to wander around London by herself like a weirdo because she has literally nothing better to do. No wonder he got shot of her the first time he actually got an insight into what her life is like, there's nothing less appealing than someone who does duck all all day long tbh.
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