Niomi Smart #27 from selfish to shellfish

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Callan

Callan

Porn Star Cocktail? I had to look it up lol. The description doesn't disappoint.

“I called it the Porn Star Martini because I thought it was something that a porn star would drink. It’s pure indulgence, sexy, fun and evocative,” Douglas Ankrah said
 
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Hannah Banana

Hannah Banana

It seems Granny T, not unlike her granddaughter, once heard someone mention something about having class but misheard it as ‘glass’, and, well, here we are.
 
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Tshads404

Callan said:
Porn Star Cocktail? I had to look it up lol. The description doesn't disappoint.

“I called it the Porn Star Martini because I thought it was something that a porn star would drink. It’s pure indulgence, sexy, fun and evocative,” Douglas Ankrah said
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Revelatory.
 
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coriander

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AnnaMel said:
The move to India a then lockdown showed him how impractical and irresponsible Niomi was. Imagine having a wife (who is supposed to be your mate throughout life) and know you cant rely on her in important or difficult times.
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She probably still thinks that it's endearing to be completely disorganised and unable to perform basic tasks. Perhaps in small doses, but it's highly attractive in a life partner. Dumb girl.
 
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Clover123

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coriander said:
She probably still thinks that it's endearing to be completely disorganised and unable to perform basic tasks. Perhaps in small doses, but it's highly attractive in a life partner. Dumb girl.
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It just screams spoiled rich girl to me. Most of us learn to overcome any bad habits like being disorganized or bad at basic tasks, because it's expensive or could lead you to lose your job etc. Niomi has never had a reason to learn, she's had such a huge safety net!
At least Joe seemed fairly normal and well adjusted despite his wealthy background- he clearly worked hard and could organise a move to India. We also saw him do a lot of the leg work with packing and moving especially. God knows what we didn't see when the camera was off 😬
 
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Pundertaker

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coriander said:
She probably still thinks that it's endearing to be completely disorganised and unable to perform basic tasks. Perhaps in small doses, but it's highly attractive in a life partner. Dumb girl.
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Then the wedding came along. Suddenly she was VERY organised. Imagine realising your partner only bothers when it's worth something to them.
 
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Callan

Callan

I think the moderators changed my title cause I had more stuff in it, I was trying to incorporate things you guys said, cause they were good :D
 
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Tshads404

This is totally random but I’m just remembering.. didn’t Joe follow one of those “influencers in the wild” accounts on Instagram, mocking influencers? If so I find that highly amusing 😂
 
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cowsgomoo

I'm so sure when they had to move into the flat with Freddie that Niomi was an absolute disaster with packing, as she always is. Then, Joe and/or Freddie made comments about how she's an influencer who barely works and still can't pull herself together, and she made that video in response. After the break-up, she talks about how he dimmed her light or whatever other BS.

It's actually too bad. I'm sure she struggles with packing and moving for some mental health reasons. But Nims obviously makes no real efforts at facing her inner demons that she's absolutely stuck and can't change. If I were Joe and had seen her struggle with the same tit over and over, I'd be exhausted too. If someone doesn't grow at all in four years, you'd probably figure you didn't want to spend the rest of your life stuck in the same place with them.
 
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Callan

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I mean in the VLogmas video she postponed packing her stuff up, and that's just her stuff, she wasn't helping him pack so it was easy, just to exercise and tape it, then she had to wash up and put makeup on which was on her list of things to do that day. She lives like a big child. LIke maybe adjust your selfish routine and then you will have time to take care of things like an actual adult.
 
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QueenDecember

QueenDecember

I’m honestly amazed she’s on another trip. Is she on permanent vacation??

What happened to all her yoga certification stuff. Remember when that filled all her time? 😂😂😂
 
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She did show a few cook books in moving vlog ! Yet she always makes a smoothie bowl and loads of veg cooked into a mush and call it roasted or curry , all the time !
Doesn’t she know she can look ok YouTube or blogs to get nourishing , tasting good and looking nice vegan food ? Doesn’t she know those things exist ? She bring shame to plant based food !
 
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Callan

Callan

sitkx said:
I hope there are some psychologists here who can unpack this for us...Why did big Tezza send her soon-to-be-son-in-law a card of foreplaying naked people
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She drunk watches Midsommar over and over? One of my fave movies so no knocking it but .. yeah, weird azz card! Oddly not appropriate for the situation.
 
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