Niomi Smart #27 from selfish to shellfish

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Oh the Yawn Skin event just looks so boring. Her little speech on her stories seemed so rehearsed, stiff and emotionless that it seemed like she was talking about some sponsored thing.
She got more excited about finding peanut butter in the pop up grocery store this morning 🤣
 
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Oh the Yawn Skin event just looks so boring. Her little speech on her stories seemed so rehearsed, stiff and emotionless that it seemed like she was talking about some sponsored thing.
She got more excited about finding peanut butter in the pop up grocery store this morning 🤣
Bet she didn’t even do one single thing to prep for the event , if she did she would have put stories up saying she was busy getting it ready ! Somebody did the entire set up she went and showed up as the CEO !
 
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I still feel bad for the Smart Skin muses who were used (probably for free) and then never had their 'stories' heard as SS had been advertising? All for profit.

I don't understand who she's invited, a load of influencers rather than the actual brand people? Most of the posts I've seen are for 'gifted' items of SS. Wonder how much it actually costs to produce.
 
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I still feel bad for the Smart Skin muses who were used (probably for free) and then never had their 'stories' heard as SS had been advertising? All for profit.

I don't understand who she's invited, a load of influencers rather than the actual brand people? Most of the posts I've seen are for 'gifted' items of SS. Wonder how much it actually costs to produce.
She used the muses to make it look like she cared about diversity, in skin colour and body type. Their "stories" inspired the brand supposedly. And then they never got told.
They were stand ins. I hope she at least paid them well (doubt it though).
The people she invited to the event, at least from what it looks like, are some of her friends and then the usual crowd. Absolutely no hint of any diversity there. It's like one of the press events she gets invited to. A crowd of look alikes.
 
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I feel like this quote from Easy A summarises Niomi extremely well.
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(She’s not a fake Brit obvs—on the contrary!, but her accent is put on).
 
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She used the muses to make it look like she cared about diversity, in skin colour and body type. Their "stories" inspired the brand supposedly. And then they never got told.
They were stand ins. I hope she at least paid them well (doubt it though).
The people she invited to the event, at least from what it looks like, are some of her friends and then the usual crowd. Absolutely no hint of any diversity there. It's like one of the press events she gets invited to. A crowd of look alikes.
Yeah, looks like the most diversity she had at that dinner was Amelia Liana :S

Also, how self-congratulatory is it to throw yourself a fancy party because some brand that you just put your name on is turning 1?
 
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Yeah, looks like the most diversity she had at that dinner was Amelia Liana :S

Also, how self-congratulatory is it to throw yourself a fancy party because some brand that you just put your name on is turning 1?
I thought this too, no offence to anyone here but it was reminiscent of those parents who throw graduation parties when their kids leave preschool or their dogs ‘graduate’ training or something 🤣
 
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One year later and Smug Skin still has only 17K followers. Who even buys this tit? No way they have actual customers. Every single post in their tagged pics are micro influencers who received the products for free! (Some have even as low as 2K followers) And their Instagram page gets 3 comments per post at best!
 

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One year later and Smug Skin still has only 17K followers. Who even buys this tit? No way they have actual customers. Every single post in their tagged pics are micro influencers who received the products for free! (Some have even as low as 2K followers) And their Instagram page gets 3 comments per post at best!
SS also keeps pushing the Cosmos registered products line, but a year down the line they are yet to make it onto the official database?!
 
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Just watched her newest video and she is so out of touch. She thinks normal basic things that form people's day are a morning of yoga and a nice walk. She needs to slow down cos she is tired AFTER her holiday in Ibiza. I seriously cannot with her anymore.
 
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SS also keeps pushing the Cosmos registered products line, but a year down the line they are yet to make it onto the official database?!
Wait really? Someone should contact cosmos to verify. They can’t get away with using it for good rep if they haven’t gone through the proper process!
 
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Ah yes Niomi, I too love to sit side saddle on my sofa, exposing some thigh, totally clenched, sucking in for dear life. She's such a natural model isn't she?
 
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So, the SKY magic reveal is going to be the ability to get SKY Q through broadband, rather than a dish............😴😴😴
 
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