Niomi Smart #27 from selfish to shellfish

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I'm not sure if this post is a joke? Freelee last time I checked lived in a gated complex in Ecuador along with loads of other expats with internet and electricity. She's been caught out with people hearing her neighbours lawnmower in the background 😆
God imagine how long it takes to mow the lawn when you live in the jungle 😆
 
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Just want to say that Niomi should thank Marcus Butler every day and every hour and every second because he. made. her.

Without him being her bf and part of the old UK youtubers band she would never, and I mean NEVER make it to the number of subs she has now, with that empty personality and very questionable (non existent) ethics.
 
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I kinda wish the Instagram blackout had wiped everyone's following because it would be so fascinating to see how many of them bounced back. Also this is kinda boring (well not to me but in general) but I was wondering what the legal position would be if Instagram had a glitch and something like that did happen, because for some of those influencers surely their careers would be lost overnight? They get ads based on their following not their engagement right, so if it didn't bounce back, surely they'd lose a tonne of business?
Just waffling now but I was thinking how fragile a career like that really is. I doubt they could sue a social media platform for loss of earnings, they're not in a contract with them or anything (I assume). If I were an influencer right now I'd be tit scared tbh.
 
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Years ago, I want to say in 2017, there was a mass purge of bot followers. I would love to see it again.
 
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Years ago, I want to say in 2017, there was a mass purge of bot followers. I would love to see it again.
Yeeees, the happy time when Zoe Sugg got knocked down below 10 million after being super smug about reaching that milestone.

I can't remember how many followers Niomi lost, but since her following is much smaller, it'd have been less noticeable. But today, I feel like she'd lose about 30% of her followers, just from a quick glance of who follows her. All those name-numbers accounts with no pictures are clearly bots.
 
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Forky's bought a place in the Cotswolds now. How many properties does this guy own? He may eat sushi with a fork, but dude is minted!
 
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Forky's bought a place in the Cotswolds now. How many properties does this guy own? He may eat sushi with a fork, but dude is minted!
He does say he bought it with his brother, so a liiittle less minted, but still. He's just a PT who managed to latch onto some celebs. That's all.

That said, he was winded as he talked about the cottage and he was just walking his dog... that's some lame a cardio capacity.

Wonder if Niomi will resurrect Smart Living and offer to help him decorate his "Trendy, modern, cool" cottage.
 
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Wonder if Niomi will resurrect Smart Living and offer to help him decorate his "Trendy, modern, cool" cottage.
Does anyone know what happened to the furniture Joey and Niomi were having made for their Mumbai home? Did they just cancel the order? Hadn't Niomi already bought some pieces she showed in a video? I can't remember, it was all over so fast.
 
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Don’t come for me but does anyone else thing Bradley and her are a lot more suited than her and joeeeey. I think we are starting to romanticise joey a bit too much, the man came across pretty boring I mean they didn’t even seem to have much to talk about.

Now I’m not saying that Bradley and her are the most fascinating I’m really not, but I reckon they will have more in common. They can admire each other’s reflections and you know they will get the perfect insta shot. You just know she will *love* popping down to her boyfriends country cottage.

Ok I know Bradley seems a leech but it wasn’t like joe was some great entrepreneur. Wasn’t he just leaching off his dad with his sports career.
 
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Don’t come for me but does anyone else thing Bradley and her are a lot more suited than her and joeeeey. I think we are starting to romanticise joey a bit too much, the man came across pretty boring I mean they didn’t even seem to have much to talk about.

Now I’m not saying that Bradley and her are the most fascinating I’m really not, but I reckon they will have more in common. They can admire each other’s reflections and you know they will get the perfect insta shot. You just know she will *love* popping down to her boyfriends country cottage.

Ok I know Bradley seems a leech but it wasn’t like joe was some great entrepreneur. Wasn’t he just leaching off his dad with his sports career.
I actually agree with you but Bradley’s social media is so cringe and attention seeking. I would prefer someone like Joe in that sense. Bradley farts and it’s on Instagram but obviously that suits Niomi’s life I guess
 
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I think the romanticising of Joe is just tongue in cheek to be honest. I liked that he posted about social issues unlike a lot of other rich people (admittedly the bar here is low, but at least he did) and I don't think he leeched off his Dad for his job - he seemed to work really hard from what we saw of him, even if his name gets him hand ups at least he made the most of it and put the effort in. Plus I really don't think anyone can say whether or not Joe is boring because we just didn't see enough of him, it's not really fair to criticise someone who doesn't want to be on camera or who goes quiet when being filmed as 'boring' just because they're obviously uncomfortable. I'd be the same.

Bradley is definitely the kind of show pony boyfriend Niomi wanted though, I just wonder who is using who more here. Seems like she's going to get hurt again tbh.
 
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I actually agree with you but Bradley’s social media is so cringe and attention seeking. I would prefer someone like Joe in that sense. Bradley farts and it’s on Instagram but obviously that suits Niomi’s life I guess
Omg 100% cringe, as is Niomis
 
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They are definitely a lottttt better suited, but I just don’t see her ever falling in love with him the way she was with Joey
 
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Was she that in love though? She thinks she was but that relationship was always about her and yet she fails to recognize it. I think she has a lot more growing to do before she can ever truly love someone.
 
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I just think they're using each other. She needs a brash wannabe with concrete between the ears. He needs to up his clicks.Pahhhhhfect.😜🤪
 
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