Niomi Smart #21 I'm a YewChewber. I'm an Influenca.

[rjf123]

Omg Niomi and Joe went to soho farmhouse for her birthday in 2017 and now the very day after (potentially the day too) Joe and Anna are there??? Tacky as fuck!!

Major mean girl vibes from Anna. Niomi may have talked about Joe on podcasts but to be fair they had a very public relationship and she was left in the lurch - through her own doing or not she was (is?) heartbroken.

 

[sitkx]

It's a little bizarre she doesn't feel a need to delete these videos. I suppose she doesn't want to lose any ad revenue. It would certainly scare me if I was a new romantic interest of Niomi's and stumbled upon these videos online of Joe fighting for his life to eat a piece of toast.

That last sentence made me literally laugh out loud

 

[imsorryabtthisacct]

That dress is not twirl material!! She looks drunk but not happy drunk in that video/photo series. I agree with you - she looks hella depressed.

And this is the thumbnail she chose....

Agreed that she looked really sad in all the photos that came out of this weekend. I would be too tbh. Girl needs a real social media break.

 

[coriander]

Yeah, they're like Regina
Niomi is Karen

 

[Fernweh.Cheetah]

That home tanning YT thumbnail is so cringey.

I mean, on one hand if Joe and Anna have no relationship with Niomi, they can post whatever? It does seem intentional but tbf if Nims was controlling bullyish in her chirping about not eating her beetroot burger cake she could be great behind the scenes... she could be terrible behind the scenes.

They likely all kind of suck but I just want to flag... she's talking about her relationship pre break up for her work, now post break up she's still doing it and monetizing not moving on. Joe hasn't posted much of anything. Anna is in a new relationship and wanted to tease her boyfriend. So...

I dunno, they all might suck but I don't think Anna's video is a problem whatsoever. Who cares if it's Nim's birthday, it was also... a Wednesday.

Like if she went to post a selfie with him or a pic of him which MANY folks in new relationships do.... would it be about Niomi or about her life? My hunch is the latter.

Yes you’re right. She doesn’t owe Niomi anything. It’s her account. She can post what she pleases or whatever she want. At least they are together probably 6-7 months by now. But finally show his face for the first time on Niomi BD kinda tacky and shady to be honest.

 

[Farringdon]

People like Niomi and Anna strike me as someone who wants to do the least amount of "work" and basically be on vacation ever single day. That's their job "How to do less for more".

I'm also curious how much of Niomi's wedding was going to be #gifted and sponsored, I'm sure she was building up those deals for her big day.

ugh I’m in a bit of a rut with work at the moment and at times I can’t help but feel Nimbobs has a charmed life.

comes from a rich family so already off to a comfortable start, she just happens to go out with a guy who facilitates her social media career. she just has to look thin and pretty and it takes off. Her friend just passed over “dreamy” Joe to her, her perfect “on paper” boyfriend. Sure it must be lonely at times and her life is open to scrutiny... but Nimbobs does seem to have a knack for landing on her feet. I’d be lying if I wasn’t a teeny bit jealous at how easy her life seems, especially after a hell of a work day.

But yeh sometimes I have to remind myself that my professional accomplishments are worth more than an easy life and some gifted stays. Some days that’s harder to remember that others!

 

[Fernweh.Cheetah]

Birthday Diva How on earth she come up with that?

 

[judgejohndeed]

Anna might as well leave the country and move where Niomi hasn't been gifted a trip to. By staying in London she might accidentally have coffee at a place that Nimbobs visited in 2012 lol.

I must be an atrocious human being because I’ve taken my partner to my favourite hotels and restaurants that I enjoyed with previous partners all the time really not that deep is it, literally all the influencers go there! Shocking thought but maybe Joe liked it and wanted to take Anna there?

 

[BridgetJones]

Anyone remember when someone found Anna old tumblr Account? It was deleted within minutes. She or someone related must read here.

 

[Pundertaker]

In case anyone still thinks Dr Alex George is too clever for Nims...

This is the show that is notoriously bad for contestants' mental health. As if this is "representation" for the NHS; when has that ever been a thing?! Just like Niomi, he is spectacularly shameless when it comes to making everything about him.

 

[blairbish]

Even during Covid, the most social distancing Niomi has done with was carbs. I think her last name really went to her head.
Also her skincare should be realistic and be named Paaahfect Skin .

Do any of you feel that she puts in bare minimum effort not only into her videos but also her business? She has absolutely no skillset to market it or creative ideas. Compared to influencers like Negin Mirsalehi who literally built her brand from scratch and markets it so amazingly and even turned down a hair product deal worth almost a million because of her loyalty towards her own products. Niomi could have done so much with it (considering its cruelty free) but she instead settled for promoting origins and every other product jn the world. What a sellout! Not loyal at all.

From what others said here, she didn't go to a good uni so I suppose it was super easy to graduate from there. There would be no other way for Niomi to get a "law degree" lol.

I am a lawyer myself and trust me going to law school is only the first step. Passing the LPC/bar exams, training in a law firm, qualifying post training and choosing what your specialising in is what counts ultimately. This girl did a 3 year course and decided to follow her then-boyfriend’s career path. Like I mentioned earlier, bare minimum efforts for every career path of her life.

 

[missmina]

The break up was out of the blue for HER because she's totally oblivious to everything and everyone but herself. We could clearly see tons of signs they will break up soon just from her videos, you need to be super delusional (like Niomi) to not see something coming. It doesn't say anything bad about Joeyyy but about her cause, as she admitted herself in one of the previous podcasts lol, she chose to ignore problems or any red flags that something is wrong. The amount of toxic behaviours on her side just from the videos was shocking, so we can only imagine what she was like when she wasn't filming. trying to put blame on Joeyyy won't help her, she'll stay being toxic and delusional forever. Oh poor Nims

 

[triesherbest]

Somebody may think I am crazy but I am still not sure if they really are a couple. This is why - just few weeks ago, she shared story when she was almost cuddling with another guy (somewhere on dinner or what) in similar way like she is with Joe . And I was pretty convinced THAT must be her boyfriend back then. Maybe she is just like that, too loud and too friendly

There was literally a video of him walking with his arm around her and him calling her babe ... I mean .... pretty coupley if you ask me

 

[Pundertaker]

Side note - Joe and Anna have a very satisfying couple name.

Twats?

(Sorry, couldn't resist).

 

[VivaRosé]

So wait it wasn't that the pictures came down and that's how he broke up with her?
This sounds like he said something and then when she saw the pictures she understood. That's pretty different. Could totally totally see him saying something when they moved in and her being oblivious, making THAT bridesmaid / flat tour video and then he did something. Would explain the discomfort he had which we all saw on camera.

I think he broke up with her the weekend she was in sussex. The weekend after the pizza picture. She was trying on wedding dresses (I think in London, judging by the wedding dress accounts she follows) and the next day he ended it. She probably went back to the flat to speak to him and saw all the pics had been taken down, so she went back to sussex and then thats when we got the 'taking time away from social media post'. Wow though, I was recently trying on wedding dresses and if my fiance did that to me I'd be heartbroken. He could have timed it better ha.

 

[Mrs.Scamander]

My random two cents: Joe just LOOKS like a cheater. He looks like he comes from a long line of cheaters. Those puppy-dog eyes have evolved specifically to express "Yes, I'm engaged, but..."

It's not his *appearance* so much as his vibe. He just oozes entitlement.

 

[emm]

I cannot believe in the story immediately after the gifted landrover she is advertising jaguar!!!!! you couldn't make this up

 

[Callan]

It's not like Joe suddenly set up a YT channel and started filming his awesome life with Anna, I could see that rubbing Niomi the wrong way. He's living his life in private like a normal person. In the few months before the breakup it was painfully obvious how much he hated the camera in his face and every time he looked at Niomi his face would go even more sour, on walks he would run away from her.

She's still pissed off that she spend 3-4 years they were together filming some fake reality show and it never ended up matching up with actual reality. Nimbobs actually put her own happiness BEHIND her desire to look good and envy worthy on camera with her dreamy guy and her dreamy life. Now's she's on a selfish podcast tour being a sourpuss. Also some people mentioned spotting her holding hands with a guy few weeks/months after the breakup so she's clearly doing the same thing Joe is, she's just pissed of that his current relationship is lasting longer than her flings.

 

[earlgrey]

yeah exactly, so she moved in to a flat/house? with her boyfriend and no job except making youtube videos, definitely the decisions of someone who has no money

One thing I learned at university is everyone loves to say they have "no money" because they get into the mindset of broke student. Sometimes it's true, and sometimes that means they can't afford their fifth night out that week while their parents cover all their rent and bills. It's a little hard to stomach when you are from a working class family, wracking up student debt and cleaning toilets in a hotel which pays not enough to even cover your rent.

 

[SupersonicGeisha]

I'm so sorry for your experience.

Don't wanna sound bitchy but I've had this thought looking at many of the recent posts directed at Anna, that they were made by salty women who were broken up with by their own version of Dreamyy Joeyy. There is no reason to really hate on Anna specifically (sure she may seem like a bitchy person - from pictures??) and stalk her so much, especially that it is Niomi's thread. Like it basically got boring to constantly see posts about Anna pn here - idk maybe set up a separate thread for Anna Hernaman if she's so interesting, but I'm here for Niomi and I feel recently it's been getting too personal and super pro Niomi - like going out of your way trying to prove they aren't really dating, that they're fuck buddies, that he will dump her too, that she's insecure is super lame and makes it super visible some people seem to be emotionally invested in that whole thing as if they were hating on their own ex's new gf. Now don't get me wrong, I was in that place too myself. I was also in Anna's place, when people and "friends" were claiming I was just a rebound and that there must be sth wrong with my bf that he had an audacity to break up with his gf of X years. We aren't even in sm like Niomi is but it was enough that his ex made some suggestive (and untrue) comments cause she was angry and it caused people to gossip some mean stuff about us. It's like you need to make an official statement stating all the reasons for break up just so people shut up (nah they will keep talking shit either way). I'm also kind of shocked that some shitty comments by Niomi made everyone hating on Joe and Anna and stating he surely cheated on her or was abusive/toxic/what not. I don't even like him but I'm just surprised that bland Niomi managed to manipulate so many people. I bet she sits and reads this thread all happy about hating comments about JoAnna. I won't give her that satisfaction. I believe it was her toxic behaviour that make him get some courage and finally break up with her. She's a shitty, problematic person and before getting into another relationship she should sort herself out at therapy first. All that really shows how toxic she is.

Now that picture may seem funny to many of you but to me it's super sad. It reminds me the way my ex was controlling towards me and how he was shaming my food habits which would cause me barely eating at all and feeling constantly stressed and depressed about myself eating. Now I can't imagine how it must feel to be constantly filmed and made fun of on top of that. Shame on you Niomi.

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Jeez talk about unpopular opinions this kind of childish mentality forces people into “teams” and I think everyone here has justifications for how they feel about whom. There’s nothing wrong with women coming together based on shared experiences. Who hasn’t had their heart broken? Majority of us have someone who got away, and it’s awesome to see how many of us have learned from those experiences on this thread. But that doesn’t mean I don’t see that Niomi can be a broom selling bimbo who completely misrepresented her life and values of being an influenca. At the same time I appreciate her sharing her experience of heartbreak and moving on. People are complex

this sounds pedantic but I genuinely feel sorry to see some folks here falling victims to patriarchy by feeling the need to assert they’re the “Anna” of their lives, the man-stealing cool girl. Can we stop competing for men already? It’s 2021!

We actually saw her being toxic. Not only that, it's all on video.

Lol and you think that tells the whole story? If anything, seeing a glimpse of someone’s relationship online tells you more LIES than any truth at whatsoever, a lesson I think we’ve all learned since their breakup! And if you do wanna pick up on clues, how about the fact that she was besotted by the guy, had no sense of self and he called the shots in their relationship overall, thus alluding to a skewed power dynamic? Niomi has been smug, proud, naive and wrong about the relationship. But I disagree that there’s proof of her misgivings and not his, to put it mildly.