Niomi Smart #20 I’m on the right path, I manifested him in the bath
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Oh my word that hair is atrocious. It looks so much like straw it's so dry and like like she dyed it herself and then it grew out for months.
Especially cringed at the moment she chuckles at the fact that she's getting a smoothie.
What a waste of time listening to her talk about slicing bread and how she finds it difficult. Remind me again how she is the one that has a cookbook!?!
How in the hell can she claim that she hasn't had a pamper night/evening? That's all she ever does. Baths, mask and the whole shabang. Wait, it's an ad. For a brand that 'aligns completely with her ethos'. Wow, what a coincidence. Who would have guessed?
Such a surprising turn of events.
Especially cringed at the moment she chuckles at the fact that she's getting a smoothie.
What a waste of time listening to her talk about slicing bread and how she finds it difficult. Remind me again how she is the one that has a cookbook!?!
How in the hell can she claim that she hasn't had a pamper night/evening? That's all she ever does. Baths, mask and the whole shabang. Wait, it's an ad. For a brand that 'aligns completely with her ethos'. Wow, what a coincidence. Who would have guessed?
Such a surprising turn of events.
She's probably coasting on the fact that masks aren't mandatory when outside.
'Aligning with her ethos' is another way of saying THEY GAVE ME LOADS OF FREE STUFF.
Interesting how for such a 'healthy eater' she constantly wants sweet stuff and chocolate-big sign of her imbalance.
All that faux laughing at herself is incredibly irritating- she's insufferable.
Interesting how for such a 'healthy eater' she constantly wants sweet stuff and chocolate-big sign of her imbalance.
All that faux laughing at herself is incredibly irritating- she's insufferable.
Her body's probably starved and is like GET US ENERGY, STAT. But Nims is like, how about a soggy boiled spinach? No salt, of course, because bloating.'Aligning with her ethos' is another way of saying THEY GAVE ME LOADS OF FREE STUFF.
Interesting how for such a 'healthy eater' she constantly wants sweet stuff and chocolate-big sign of her imbalance.
All that faux laughing at herself is incredibly irritating- she's insufferable.
Her life in lockdown and out of lockdown is basically the same, isn't it? Work out all the time, walk around aimlessly, see people some way or other, get flowers, magazines and other things, pamper yourself in the evening and sell useless stuff to your followers. All while pretending that your life is the absolute best thing ever.
What actually changed?
What actually changed?
i don't understand niomi's following, i've never known a more boring person to watch. she gets up at 6am to go for a "nice walk" then gets coffee and does yoga. her obsession with food and being vegan is pure snoozeville. her sense of humour is non existent.
"i love the experience of going to buy veg even when i don't necessarily need to" oh come the duck on
also what the hell is going on with her hair at 10:08?? frazzled mate
"i love the experience of going to buy veg even when i don't necessarily need to" oh come the duck on
also what the hell is going on with her hair at 10:08?? frazzled mate
I think you’re spot on. She could use the time to read a book, spend on another hobby, work(!) or even watch some tv but she is clearly constantly thinking about how to burn off calories before she eats her next child size meal. She can’t sit down with herself. It’s so sad but also angers me because she dresses this behaviour up as healthy, conscious living.
Two main thoughts about her new “vlog”:
1st: Why why WHY does she need to feature an ad in there for every. Single. One of them?? I think her last few videos have included some kind of ad about the most random tit. Seems like she can’t bear making non-ad videos anymore.
2nd: I was reminded by her vlog that she will forever remain in London, in her little bubble of paaahfection and will forever roam the same streets, go to the same stores and meet the same people for the rest of her life. As much as she’s trying to come across as open minded and ready to embrace change, she will never ever move away from London. Not in a million years. She was lucky to have been forced to go back to London due to COVID. She wouldn’t have felt at home in India even after a year or so.
1st: Why why WHY does she need to feature an ad in there for every. Single. One of them?? I think her last few videos have included some kind of ad about the most random tit. Seems like she can’t bear making non-ad videos anymore.
2nd: I was reminded by her vlog that she will forever remain in London, in her little bubble of paaahfection and will forever roam the same streets, go to the same stores and meet the same people for the rest of her life. As much as she’s trying to come across as open minded and ready to embrace change, she will never ever move away from London. Not in a million years. She was lucky to have been forced to go back to London due to COVID. She wouldn’t have felt at home in India even after a year or so.
Her life is so, so, boring. No wonder her vocabulary is so limited, her brain must be rotting away (and it didn’t seem like she was ever particularly gifted in that department anyway). When is it going to occur to her that if she has to fill her days walking for hours, she has too much spare time and needs to find some way of occupying it? I was saying to my partner the other day people like her make me terrified for the prospect of retirement, a long way off I know, but her existence is just so utterly pointless I don’t know how she isn’t completely miserable and depressed tbh? She does absolutely duck all, it looks dire!
i get where you’re coming from, but I think people like you and I are probably going to come up with a new hobby or something or find another way to make our lives meaningful. She can’t be bothered to learn a new skill, study a foreign language or do some volunteering to pass the time
I used to do the really early morning walking when I was so anxious and stressed in March/April of last year because of Covid. It was the only thing that made me feel like I wasn't going to have a panic attack when I woke up at like 5:30 and couldn't go back to sleep. It felt so horrible and scary, because in a way it was exactly what you're saying. I couldn't sit down and just be with myself and didn't want to sit with someone else to talk about it. So I just had to do something physically to be ok. It was a bad place mentally and I knew it. And I'm glad that's over.
Of course I don't know why she does it, her reasons could be completely different. But it just made me feel so uncomfortable watching her sell it like the best practice ever. It's reminiscent of the days when she used to insist on going to a workout class at like 6:30 just to then get home, have a long breakfast and do small daily tasks. It just seems like she's forcing activity in the morning to avoid a moment of stillness.
Oh but she did start a new language, if I remember correctly. Did a sponsorship with one of these apps (babbel, I think).
Of course we never heard about it again, as it's not a real hobby or authentic. Like most of the stuff she does. I think she wanted to learn Spanish....
This is true. I’m sure what I just said could be construed as ‘I live to work’ which is probably just as bleak a thought
idk I almost get secondhand anxiety seeing how empty her life is, I’m the same age as her and I don’t know anyone our age who does as little as she does. It makes me nervous the thought of being up at 6am to then just...have nothing to do all day.What I said before, she just moved the location!!
If you have any interests retirement will be bliss, niomi doesn't even read! She could join a virtual book group, host yoga sessions in a Park, she could take up cooking (smoothie bowls don't count, soz) or do a nutrition course online, perhaps eventually a degree. She doesn't seem to listen to podcasts, watch films or even documentaries on substantial lifestyles, she could be reaching out to organisations on amplifying the substantial lifestyle, learning about landfills, fast fashion waste and urging people to depop. Instead it all has to be bouji with the focus on her, smartswap, a designer swap that happened once and even then was only for 'gals like her'
I think she is lost, and like others said bored, very bored.
Also, she will be dating now she's in London. Who here is on raya and can find her?!
the single use coffee and smoothie cups are so sustainable. love it. I hope she usually brings her own mug.
I’m still so surprised that she keeps on doing ads for other skincare brands, I mean the joy in her face when she said ’it’s so nice to find a natural cleanser that can remove all of your makeup’. You literally have a cleanser! Probably not as good but you still have one! Of course you can like and enjoy other brands but she really is so dumb to be putting this out on her platform over her own brand. Imagine the CEO of Vauxhall running ad campaigns for Audi lol
Right, coffee before yoga so that you are revved up for your deep breathing and relaxation. This woman is such a stupid fuckwit. She gives stupid bleeping imbecile a whole new meaning.
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