She did! Just now... let's watch this fresh nonsense installment.
And we're off:
- Morning routine! She says it's getting coffee before 8 am and starting her yoga at 8. WHY would one do this if one has nowhere to be?
- Stroll around Portobello Road, naturally. She's "SO HAPPY", shows shops, shows coffee.
- Yoga montage with annoying, generic tinkling music and her usual showy poses.
- Speaking of her yoga online class: "Favorite studio in London", "I've missed it SO MUCH", "I love his practice, it is SO SO BEAUTIFUL" "Most incredible mindset", "Self-love, and doing these little practices for yourself is not being selfish, it is not being focused on you. It's to make you a better person for those around you." Fuck, she's dim and a narcissist. WHAT do you do for others around you, Nims? What even is your purpose in life? How did you make anyone's life better today?
- She wakes up early and goes on a walk so her body is warmed up and ready for the yoga. IT'S CALLED A WARMUP, NIMBOBS. "It comes with age, I used to be able to practice yoga at 7 am". WHAT BS IS THIS?
- Granola ad, but does not say it's an ad.
- Tiny bowl of granola with a splash of milk and a handful of berries. Sure sounds like enough food to sustain a grown woman allegedly trying to build muscle.
- Shows her silly magazines.
- She's going for ANOTHER walk at noon, she's dressed like a sister wife.
- Speaks about asking a bakery to slice bread for her for a good 2 minutes and FREEZE the sourdough slices, cause she can't finish them soon enough. See, guys? She does eat bread... it's not evil... except she has to ration it... so it is evil after all.
- Market footage.
- "LOOK AT THIS SOURDOUGH IT IS SO HUGE" she says of a perfectly normal-sized sourdough roll..
- Tofu scramble. Grilled tomatoes. Avocado on sourdough. "Kind of like brunch vibes". What sad brunches does she go to?!
- She went out to catch up with someone, didn't share footage of that, she was FREEZING wearing two jumpers so she ran home. The "downside" of being at restaurants now is that they're ALL OUTSIDE so, Ms Nimbobs Dimbobs is "miserable and cold." She's a miserable cow, period. She's miserable at restaurant terraces after being miserable at her parents' mansion, after being miserable in Joe and Freddie's apartment, after being miserable in India.
- BIG AD marked with a tiny AD on the left corner that could be covered by the Youtube stop bar, if you have your mouse over it. It's an ad for "soothing" bath products. With "dreamy" essential oils, "literally dreamy". The ad starts at 12 minutes and goes on for the REST of the video. So, a 32 minute "vlog" is actually a 20 minute ad. She spouts off nonsense about organic ingredients, bla bla, can't be arsed to listen to this.
Oh, and there were 8 Youtube ad breaks for me with this video. WTF.