My former boss moved over there for work 7 years ago and had to get married before he left. It didn't seem illegal but just made life over there a lot easier for them. They weren't even engaged but just got married one day so they could move there together.
Niomi Smart #2 Glitch in the Gleam Bot, I'll just have to put Joe's fennel teabag back
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Can you imagine Niomi marrying Joe in a registry office with no fuss just to go out there? Can’t stop laughing. No, she wants the big dream wedding and nothing else will do. Even though they could do a big bash later, there’s no way control freak Niomi would cope with it. Anyone would think it’s not about marriage any more, just the party and the pics for insta.
This is such a fascinating time in the Niomi thread.
Can't believe how fast this thread has gone!
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Niomi Smart #3 Trouble in paradise - did fiancée flee? We don't know yet but await the tea!
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I like this one but change "tea" to "fennel" tea
We’re been hearing about Joey so long, can Joey be worked in. Or Dreamy Joe.
I reckon switch out “fiancé” for Joeyyy. Makes a nice assonance with “flee”.
Also, fiancée is the female spelling!
Also, fiancée is the female spelling!
Aha ok, how about this:
Niomi Smart #3 Trouble in paradise - did Joey flee?! We don't know yet but await the fennel tea!
I don't think a move abroad to the UAE would have fit in practically either. She's just about to launch her skincare line, has a wedding (who knows at this point though) to plan, and all her friends and family are based here too. Why would you inconvenience yourself to move to another county when the Indian cricket league is only 2 months long, would probably encounter struggles living as an unmarried couple etc. It just makes sense for her to stay in the UK.
Maybe she’s just sulking that Joey has gone away unexpectedly!
This psychopath has sent me multiple DMs calling me names and swearingWe need lucy.corn to roll up in here with her facts straight from Niomi's mouth!
and tried to video call me! All because I commented that she didn't really know Niomi. This person is seriously unwell and if I were Niomi I'd block.i'm leaning more towards that theory than the breakup.
But why would you buy a book about heartbreak and share it on social media?!
Right. How many times does this have to be repeated? Lol.
To make it clear to Joe that he’s done a bad thing. Of course.
Naaaah I’m not buying this theory. Niomi is obsessed with portraying a perfect life. She must be in absolute turmoil right now to be willing to drop hints about a breakup. I can’t believe I’m so invested in the most boring girl on the planet
I'm guessing this is how it went down..
Joeyyy: Hey, Nimbobs i'm popping out to Waitrose for a few bits and bobs do you want anything?
Nimbobs: Some fennel tea would be lovely
A few hours later....
Nimbobs (on the phone): Joeyyyyy! its been 7 hours, where are you? I'm getting really worried!.
Joeyyy: Erm, yeah, the IPL has moved to Abu Dhabi and they want me back. I've just landed in UAE. Let's catch up in a few months!
Unexpected indeed!
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but what will joey do when he realises that in Abu Dhabi it’s smoothie bowl weather EVERY DAY ALL YEAR ROUND?I'm guessing this is how it went down..
Joeyyy: Hey, Nimbobs i'm popping out to Waitrose for a few bits and bobs to you want anything?
Nimbobs: Some fennel tea would be lovely
A few hours later....
Nimbobs (on the phone): Joeyyyyy!!!!! its been 7 hours, where are you? I'm getting really worried!.
Joeyyy: Erm, yeah, the IPL has moved to Abu Dhabi and they want me back. I've just landed in UAE. Let's catch up in a few months!
Unexpected indeed!
he’ll thank his lucky stars she’s not dancing beside him. Then he’ll have pizza with actual cheese washed down by a cold beer. Then he’ll probably sit around looking pretty but vacant...
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