Niomi Smart #16 Why am I hungry I had a banana, and why is Freddie following Anna?

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Kind of annoyed me that she was complaining about lockdown repeatedly in this video and how horrible it is for her, eg. she's bored, can't go to her flat, can't see friends. But there's absolutely no acknowledgement for what this is all for and how many people are dying. Also no acknowledgement for all the key workers risking their lives and would love to be at home doing nothing!
 
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The way this boring imbecile preaches on about 'sustainability' whilst shilling more gifted greenwashed clothes that she doesn't need makes me sick. No 'ad' in the title yet again, just because it's been dressed up as a 'my lockdown routine' video. Can she not just own up to the fact that money, status and adoration from strangers are the things that she truly desires in life, and stop pretending to be some holier than thou conscious living princess.

Also wtf at the full moon stuff, she's completely lost it.
 
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A walk, Pilates, HIIT and yoga all in one day? I'm worried tbh.
Sometimes I wonder if she genuinely works out as much as she claims and shows in vlogs. Maybe she does a lot in vlogs to make it more interesting, try to be a motivation to others and keep her lazy days (which in her case is every single day) look somewhat busy. She's just skinny and not as toned as you expect someone who does yoga, pilates and HIIT often to be. I think after the breakup she's become lazy and depressed to do any sort of workout on most days with the exception of filming days because she wants to show the world she's over the breakup and back to being a fitness freak.
 
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I mean, she tried to martyr herself by saying she came home to help but she has not once shown herself to do anything other than cook a vegan meal and walk the dog. Claims she’s a productive adult and loves her family, yet she has never picked up a sponsored mop to help her mother clean the house.
 
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She said "I hoped you enjoyed that" about her ad segment for organic basics. Does anyone enjoy a long sit down shopping channel advert?

She's so fed up of being "28 and living at my mum's." It's so annoying. She hasn't even been there that long at all. She has stunning country walks where she probably never has to see anyone else, a home gym, luxurious bathrooms, gorgeous garden, her loving parents, little sister and a dog. I feel sorry for her breakup, but I have literally no sympathy for madame getting restless in mummy's mansion when she's only been there a month or two. She just wants a new boyfriend, you can tell. She wants to be in London and dating around.

She looks awfuuuul. Her hair is fried, her skin looks like dull skin covered in patchy fake tan, she's dead behind the eyes, sunken in stomach, and she sighs with every sentence.

Anyone else get the feeling her love of cooking is really just a way to control what she eats. She can make everything from scratch instead of buying premade things that make her uncomfortable, and say it's because she just loves cooking. But I don't get a real love of cooking vibe from her. She never talks about cookbooks or favourite recipes that aren't her own, I never realised how much she relies on takeaways, she doesn't talk about flavour and she has no passion. She just like being able to feed herself ingredients she thinks are "whole" and safe and control everything that goes onto her plate, and calls it a love for cooking.
 
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Her defensive comment to start with. 'I took a break from YT and focussed on Dumbskin. But I did post last week'- passive aggressive tight lips n eye roll. She lies so much. Her eyes are completely shifty.

She is sooooooooo boring and cringe. She misses talking to people her own age. She comes across as a petulant teenager who has been grounded- it's a fooking PANDEMIC, not an annoying inconvenience.

Moaning that she's 28 and living with her mum. One of the comments said 'I'm 28, living at home with no flat to go back to'. That is the reality!!

She can only focus on passing the time with pathetic exercise. She made a mac n cheese from her cookbook AND added vegan parmesan BLOODY WHOOP DE DOO!!

If she was a serious food creator, look at all the time she has to get busy and genuinely experiment/create.

She is so shallow with NOTHING to offer. Piddling about with yet more ugly clothing. Crap jeans. Boring underwear n t shirts. Who gives a crap???She bores herself.

Says she likes spontaneity/adventure.......she's as predictable as a robot. WHEN has she ever shown her followers something adventurous? WHEN????? Eating a brownie must be right up there.
'Ooh, I'm gonna randomly step into a puddle' go dumbass go.

She makes me sick, frankly.
 
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I agree with whoever said she exercises 4x a day because she has nothing else.
 
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She comes across as rather ungrateful for what she does have. Focussing too much on the future rather than enjoying the present moment, which is probably the real source of her unhappiness. She's too in her mind. All the self-love, validation from photo likes, yoga and journaling won't do anything until she appreciates where she's at. Her judgemental comment on living with her parents at 28 demonstrates this best. Although frustrating, it won't be forever and many people have lost their parents recently. Lost their homes, incomes and whatever else too. Haven't seen or hugged their families in almost a year. She's incredibly lucky to not only have her family, but to be gifted this time with them. Time she may not get again. Enjoy it! Jodie Comer chooses to live with her family at the same age as it's her happy place. Many people do for various reasons. I hope Niomi chooses to use the rest of lockdown to make memories with them rather than wishing away the time and listing all the things she would rather be doing.
 
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Guys I think we finnally have proof...that at least Joe and Anna are hanging out.

Same table and same plates! The first was from Dims bridesmaid video the second was from Anna's story a today. Dectective I hear to say :cool:
Good detective work!! Look at all the meat too lol, even in the mac and cheese!
Didnt someone on here say they know Joe has moved out though? Probs could have taken his table with him I guess.
 
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Guys I think we finnally have proof...that at least Joe and Anna are hanging out.

Same table and same plates! The first was from Dims bridesmaid video the second was from Anna's story a today. Dectective I hear to say :cool:

Good detective work! Look at all that food...and not a smoothie bowl in sight!*


* I know, I know, it's not smoothie bowl weather!
 
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I'm no fashion expert by no means but to me this looks really baggy and unflattering on her and so not her style. Don't think she's ever gonna wear it out but who cares as long as she cashed some £££ 🤑
Those heinous jeans with the fugly sandals (TF?) are giving me strong culty vibes.
 
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Did she just say she likes spontaneity and adventure?? HAHAHA shutup Niomi
 
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Meat and dairy! He is living his best life. Also, they definitely look like PJ bottoms Anna is wearing...
 
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Didnt someone on here say they know Joe has moved out though? Probs could have taken his table with him I guess.
Yeah, that has been said, although I'm surprised he moved out when (as Nims told us) he owns that flat. I guess it's possible that he owns his new place too.
 
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"I'm 28 and living at my mom's" -- agreed, that comment tells us what we already know.

She's m i s e r a b l e.
 
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Guys I think we finnally have proof...that at least Joe and Anna are hanging out.

Same table and same plates! The first was from Dims bridesmaid video the second was from Anna's story a today. Dectective I hear to say :cool:
I'm glad Joe finally gets real food...
 
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Guys I think we finnally have proof...that at least Joe and Anna are hanging out.

Same table and same plates! The first was from Dims bridesmaid video the second was from Anna's story a today. Dectective I hear to say :cool:
My jealousy for her metabolism is real.................😩
 
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