"Tryna show Joe what he's missing"
I know we don't know if that's really what she's doing with all her thirst traps, but I assume it is. And honestly, how sad is she? Like, that's the only thing she has to lure him back? Is there anyone who's gotten back together with an ex because they miss their flat stomach?View attachment 412251
"Tryna show Joe what he's missing"
I hope this isn’t taken personally, it certainly isn’t intended to be, I’ve been guilty of this too - I don’t agree that women being comfortable with their bodies (and yes even when we’re talking about Dimbobs) implies they’re doing it to sexually manipulate anyone. I find it... am I going to use the word? I guess I am going to use that word... sexist. I find it sexist. I’m not saying I’m a nudist that walks around naked to normalise the female form, but seriously, I’m done with that vibe of my friend or aunt widening their eyes from across the room to signal to me that my T-shirt has lowered and now my cleavage is slightly visible and if I don’t adjust it back to a socially acceptable level I’m a man-eater. I had a laugh when we were saying that before, but I don’t think it’s funny anymore. But hey, you do you.View attachment 412251
"Tryna show Joe what he's missing"
I think the thing is that before the breakup, she didn't use to do this so often. Yes, she had sexy photos from her holidays, but I don't remember her trying on clothes and showing off her underwear. Maybe I'm wrong.I hope this isn’t taken personally, it certainly isn’t intended to be, I’ve been guilty of this too - I don’t agree that women being comfortable with their bodies (and yes even when we’re talking about Dimbobs) implies they’re doing it to sexually manipulate anyone. I find it... am I going to use the word? I guess I am going to use that word... sexist. I find it sexist. I’m not saying I’m a nudist that walks around naked to normalise the female form, but seriously, I’m done with that vibe of my friend or aunt widening their eyes from across the room to signal to me that my T-shirt has lowered and now my cleavage is slightly visible and if I don’t adjust it back to a socially acceptable level I’m a man-eater. I had a laugh when we were saying that before, but I don’t think it’s funny anymore. But hey, you do you.
I don't take it personally, it's all good! Just to clarify, I'm targeting Niomi but wouldn't necessarily target other women doing something similar - the point is that she never ever did this kind of stuff before Joe dumped her. She was very reserved and always covered up, so she's not the type to have a lowered t-shirt. If another woman is, go for it! Now that she's single, she's trying to be sexy and that's what's laughable. All other indicators she's shown us has shown us that she has less confidence than ever before, not more.I hope this isn’t taken personally, it certainly isn’t intended to be, I’ve been guilty of this too - I don’t agree that women being comfortable with their bodies (and yes even when we’re talking about Dimbobs) implies they’re doing it to sexually manipulate anyone. I find it... am I going to use the word? I guess I am going to use that word... sexist. I find it sexist. I’m not saying I’m a nudist that walks around naked to normalise the female form, but seriously, I’m done with that vibe of my friend or aunt widening their eyes from across the room to signal to me that my T-shirt has lowered and now my cleavage is slightly visible and if I don’t adjust it back to a socially acceptable level I’m a man-eater. I had a laugh when we were saying that before, but I don’t think it’s funny anymore. But hey, you do you.
Posted my reply before I saw yours we're on the same page as per usual!I think the thing is that before the breakup, she didn't use to do this so often. Yes, she had sexy photos from her holidays, but I don't remember her trying on clothes and showing off her underwear. Maybe I'm wrong.
Honestly at this point, I think she's just trying to hook a new one. Like people said, he's already seen you naked, love - it changes nothing. But for a new wealthy Prince Charming...I know we don't know if that's really what she's doing with all her thirst traps, but I assume it is. And honestly, how sad is she? Like, that's the only thing she has to lure him back? Is there anyone who's gotten back together with an ex because they miss their flat stomach?
And she didn't even include what she ate, funny for a "lockdown routine" video in which she claims to cook a lot. Shouldn't she have shown the cooking, the food and the eating?A walk, Pilates, HIIT and yoga all in one day? I'm worried tbh.
This would have been perfectly fine for an athletic person with a lot of free time, but it's definitely a lot for someone with an interesting attitude toward food.A walk, Pilates, HIIT and yoga all in one day? I'm worried tbh.
And presumably nothing to say she’s eating more or anything? “I just can’t understand why I’m losing weight! All I’m doing is exercising for 4 hours a day and eating bowls of nothing but mushrooms! #health #zen #gwynethpaltrow”ETA: And for anyone who might still think she doesn't overexercise: she admits herself that that day she did HIIT, pilates, then went on a long walk, and THEN she did yoga. Sorry but that's not healthy. It's the opposite of it. And it pisses me off that she kept saying her exercise routine was helping her through lockdown. The damage she's doing to anyone who's feeling vulnerable is just... insane.
She doesn't know what else to do with herself.A walk, Pilates, HIIT and yoga all in one day? I'm worried tbh.
Hahahaha ditto my reaction, and we were BARELY 5 minutes into a 25 minute video!Here we go...another half-arsed vlog with a sneaky ad in the middle as usual. Again, I don't see the ad in the title or thumbnail
They look awful on herI'm no fashion expert by no means but to me this looks really baggy and unflattering on her and so not her style. Don't think she's ever gonna wear it out but who cares as long as she cashed some £££
I guess she's one of those people who just can't be single.Does anyone else think that her attitude screamed 'can't be arsed anymore'?
I think lockdown is harder for her this time because she is without Joe and she is probably aware he is moving on with Anna.
Yes I agree this was my first thought too.New video alert! Can this be true, do we know people that have never been lazy? Slumped back on the couch, laptop open, email inbox up and going... she describes it as if it’s a relatable scene that we can easily picture in our heads... and then proceeds to say how ridiculous it feels to her. Huh! I guess I know 1-2 people that just are never lazy. Feel envious ngl. But she’s “gaslighted” me before (for lack of a better term, don’t mean to use that term lightly sorry), so who knows. For someone who isn’t lazy, I wouldn’t say her accomplishments are particularly remarkable - that feels quite bitchy to say