Same here! I always thought she looked like a mouse, still do. It's her mousey hair and tiny eyes and ghostly complexion.Yes to the mousey part! I always thought that, didn’t realize others did too
Niomi Smart #15 Felt cute, might spread Covid later
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I started reading Mexican Gothic today and this quote made me lol and of course I thought of Niomi right away..
" Noemí, like any good socialite, shopped at the Palacio de Hierro, painted her lips with Elizabeth Arden lipstick, owned a couple of very fine furs, spoke English with remarkable ease, courtesy of the nuns at the Monserrat—a private school, of course—and was expected to devote her time to the twin pursuits of leisure and husband hunting. "
" Noemí, like any good socialite, shopped at the Palacio de Hierro, painted her lips with Elizabeth Arden lipstick, owned a couple of very fine furs, spoke English with remarkable ease, courtesy of the nuns at the Monserrat—a private school, of course—and was expected to devote her time to the twin pursuits of leisure and husband hunting. "
Ooooo can we see? A screenshot if you will! Thank you
Definitely think it’s too soon to be liking her Instagram posts no? I don’t think it’s been long enough as far as broken engagements go...
could just be friends though or have some work connection? Not necessarily datingOoooo can we see? A screenshot if you will! Thank you
Definitely think it’s too soon to be liking her Instagram posts no? I don’t think it’s been long enough as far as broken engagements go...
This must be one of you, no? Genius
I was like 
What does that reply refer to?
Same! I saw her speak at an event a few years ago and I thought the same thing. I still think she’s very pretty in her photos but I remember being surprised by her in real life. Plain & mousey are accurate adjectives.
I don't like the idea of her with Dr Alex at all. He seems genuinely kind and sweet, while Niomi acts sickly sweet but there's no warmth or soul underneath. After her antics this year I consider her heartless, selfish and ignorant.
I must be the only one who finds Dr Alex attractive haha!
I find his features appealing and he has a nice body. But most importantly, he seems like a genuinely kind and down-to-earth guy.
I find his features appealing and he has a nice body. But most importantly, he seems like a genuinely kind and down-to-earth guy.
No you're not. He was the only reason I managed to watch even a few episodes of Love Island.
I adore him. He's gorgeous, sweet, kind, adorable, clearly can have fun, just lovely.
I felt so bad when all the girls rejected him in the first episode.
I honestly hope he's put off Niomi's covidiot behaviour.
Yeah hope he sees her behaviour and stays away.
I mean who would reject a doctor that gorgeous. I'm just sad he's straight so I'm never gonna stand a chance even in my wildest dreams.
Re. her mousy features - I totally agree and am always surprised when she’s touted as stunning or people fawn over her looks in her comments. I don’t know how to explain it but she doesn’t have striking features of a classically (or unusually) good looking face. Not really a fan girl but I always thought (if we’re comparing posh white blonde influencers lol) Fleur is so much prettier - her features are “full” if that makes sense, like if she had her hair all scraped back and just her face in a photo she would still look pretty and full-featured whereas with Niomi it’s just white skin, thin body and masses of hair (that she can’t stop flipping) not her actual face.
Not sure if that made sense ha, just my two cents.
Not sure if that made sense ha, just my two cents.
Hope you walked fast! & had your mask on! & did not breathe any of her Covid-infested air!
Alas, Fleur is pumped full of botox.( which she admits to) I watched her vlogmas and her forehead now looks massive, round and cannot move a inch!
Niomi is 'a cup of water' as my.mum would say: no substance.
I don’t think Niomi is the most gorgeous girl out there but she is quite “cute.” Like, she’d be big in Asia if she actually acknowledged anything out there beyond Bali. I find Fleur massively average.
yes v coupley, safe to assume they are together or at least def shagging.
Go Joe go go go! Shag this new chick, eat whole wheat toast with full fat butter in bed, have smoothie bowls WHATEVER THE WEATHER and never have a herbal detox ayurvedic yogi pukka tea again!
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