Niomi Smart #14 wearing a mask is such a drag, but have you seen my calfskin mulberry bag?

[Fernweh.Cheetah]

WTF How to unseen this post?!?

Edit : look like this comment is already gone glad I got it before she deleted it

 

[MarinaScorpio]

WTF How to unseen this post?!?



Edit : look like this comment is already gone glad I got it before she deleted it
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I hope this doesn't sound mean, but she really doesn't have a lot going on in that department, to post such a photo.. if you know what i mean.

 

[Coldfeet]

Did you see her mum uploaded some Christmas pics and one of them was her asleep, she’s re-uploaded them without the sleeping picture. Must have had a bollocking from Nimbobs.

Yep. We all know she gets up at 5am and runs her skinny pins off. ASLEEP!!!!!!MOI?????

 

[Fernweh.Cheetah]

I hope this doesn't sound mean, but she really doesn't have a lot going on in that department, to post such a photo.. if you know what i mean.

I get what you mean. She’s trying too hard. It’s pathetic to be honest.

 

[emm]

How many times is she gonna react to Vegan baileys like it's her first time drinking it? Niomi, you don't care if the booze is vegan. You found a vegan one and you flaunt it, you cringey instagramer/ "Iamnotaninfluencer" influencer. We get it.

also loads of wines aren't vegan as they often use fish bones to filter it, I doubt she is aware of this/cares

 

[judgejohndeed]

Oh god she’s desperado! Niomi, put the phone down and slowly back awayyyyy. Keep going. Keep going. And some more.

 

[emm]

Oh god she’s desperado! Niomi, put the phone down and slowly back awayyyyy. Keep going. Keep going. And some more.

her trying to be sexy posts are soooo cringe

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

her trying to be sexy posts are soooo cringe

She is diversifying and moving into the wholesome plant based onlyfans content. Swipe up.

 

[domfran]

WTF How to unseen this post?!?

I wish I had followed her just so I could unfollow her.

 

[judgejohndeed]

Maybe I’m a huge prude but the idea of sitting at home in my Mum’s house posting a photo of my boobs where she will also see it...just weird. My Mum would be like wth are you doing woman stop embarrassing yourself shame she’s surrounded by Yes Men who won’t dare question her

 

[LucilleBluth]

Not only her boobs - her legs too. It’s beyond suggestive.

 

[gurunoway]

is this another shoot directed by her tacky grandma?

 

[emm]

Not only her boobs - her legs too. It’s beyond suggestive.

I really don't get who her audience is, the fawning comments are just unbelievable

 

[Pundertaker]

is this another shoot directed by her tacky grandma?

"If you've got it, flaunt it, and if you don't...you can pay for it."

 

[JessAmy145]

So I bought my boyfriend Assassins Creed: Valhalla for Christmas and I look up to see this... I didn't realise Niomi and her surgical lingerie were the inspo behind it...

 

[QueenBW]

I don't understand the official purpose of that photo. I know the real purpose is to continue to try and bait Joeeeey, which is obviously failing. But what's the official purpose? Show off the #gifted #ad bra? You can barely see it and it seems to do zilch for her boobs. It's like a softcore porn photo. Maybe she's getting inspo from the insta pages Joe follows.

But, really, I don't know what woman would look at this photo of Nim's nonexistent cleavage in a sad shade of grey and think: MUST BUY. Her sycophants are all: gorgeous, bla bla. So maybe I'm not the target audience.

 

[milanolo]

I really don't get who her audience is

Eligible bachelors who are taller, better looking, richer and more successful than a certain Mr. Woodward. Gotta one up Joe somehow.

 

[judgejohndeed]

I just love how she obviously thinks she’s the epitome of class, some kind of Kate Middleton wannabe, yet when have we ever seen Kate with her tits hanging out on Instagram honestly too funny tbh

 

[Coldfeet]

I just love how she obviously thinks she’s the epitome of class, some kind of Kate Middleton wannabe, yet when have we ever seen Kate with her tits hanging out on Instagram honestly too funny tbh

Or even Audrey!!

 

[CheshireLove]

I don't understand the official purpose of that photo. I know the real purpose is to continue to try and bait Joeeeey, which is obviously failing. But what's the official purpose? Show off the #gifted #ad bra? You can barely see it and it seems to do zilch for her boobs. It's like a softcore porn photo. Maybe she's getting inspo from the insta pages Joe follows.

But, really, I don't know what woman would look at this photo of Nim's nonexistent cleavage in a sad shade of grey and think: MUST BUY. Her sycophants are all: gorgeous, bla bla. So maybe I'm not the target audience.

Five presumably gifted items in one photo, possibly even brands she has a monetary relationship with.