Niomi Smart #12 Back at home drinking alone, dressing sexy with no one to bone

[EGuyUK]

I've hardly seen my parents this year, and only outside in the garden (at a distance) when we've met as I'm scared of passing something on. If you're in Tier 2 in the UK then you aren't meant to meet anybody else indoors, at all. Only a couple of places are Tier 1 and that's Cornwall, the Isle of Wight and the Isles of Scilly!

 

[judgejohndeed]

She’s not even trying to hide that she’s indoors with someone else?

Didn't she actually say they're going to have dinner outside and it's cold and then...was inside, which is not allowed?
So it's not even that she's hiding it, she is flat out lying.
Fake fake fake.

 

[H91]

I know it’s been covered multiple times before but these kinky Instagram pages that Joe has followed is bizarre. I know that you can’t read into these follows reflecting anything about their relationship but if lack of passion / intimacy had anything to do with their breakup, I’d feel mortified if I was Niomi. I feel like a twit for even looking but I wondered if Joe was still following Niomi (he is) and his most recent Insta follow was this cracker of a page:
Also sorry if this is too explicit for here! Just thought it was too funny not to share.

 

[bolimepipi]

guys come on she's supporting local businesses!
btw do we have a title for the new thread?

 

[star_star]

Maybe someone is pranking him or it's some kind of a joke? I can't believe he would publicly follow porn/kink account. Or maybe he actually does not give a f. about what anyone thinks about it, then good for him.

 

[coriander]

I know it’s been covered multiple times before but these kinky Instagram pages that Joe has followed is bizarre. I know that you can’t read into these follows reflecting anything about their relationship but if lack of passion / intimacy had anything to do with their breakup, I’d feel mortified if I was Niomi. I feel like a twit for even looking but I wondered if Joe was still following Niomi (he is) and his most recent Insta follow was this cracker of a page:
Also sorry if this is too explicit for here! Just thought it was too funny not to share.View attachment 333908

I just don't understand what's going on through his head, I mean it doesn't even look like something that you follow because you're horny? What's he trying to say

 

[judgejohndeed]

Maybe someone is pranking him or it's some kind of a joke? I can't believe he would publicly follow porn/kink account. Or maybe he actually does not give a f. about what anyone thinks about it, then good for him.

You know how the other day we were saying it's good of him not to rise to it - maybe this is his rising to it not an embarrassing story or sly dig or anything...just a few silent follows that tells us what we need to know

I just don't understand what's going on through his head, I mean it doesn't even look like something that you follow because you're horny? What's he trying to say

The dinosaur dick one is too funny tbh

 

[Silly Sausage]

Seems Joe is putting himself first

 

[coriander]

You know how the other day we were saying it's good of him not to rise to it - maybe this is his rising to it not an embarrassing story or sly dig or anything...just a few silent follows that tells us what we need to know


The dinosaur dick one is too funny tbh

And the penis incense...Did he watch her latest video??

 

[Silly Sausage]

And the penis incense...Did he watch her latest video??

Hey if that's like he like to get to sleep, who am i to judge?

 

[EGuyUK]

Didn't she actually say they're going to have dinner outside and it's cold and then...was inside, which is not allowed?
So it's not even that she's hiding it, she is flat out lying.
Fake fake fake.

Did I really just watch someone do their hair and play with their hair for 15+ minutes ('its geneticsssss darling) to end up with that? No wonder she is sooooooo busy. I'm done.

 

[Moreactionplease]

I just don't understand what's going on through his head, I mean it doesn't even look like something that you follow because you're horny? What's he trying to say

This dino is probably the weirdest thing i’ve seen today wtf we clearly know nothing about Joeeeyyy I hope he did this to stir tit up! Because who in their right mind follows a page like this with a public account KNOWING that army of your ex’s followers are still watching your every move

 

[Vogueish]

Man, men are weird as hell, all of them. Is Joe gay or something? It's 2020, nothing would surprise me anymore.

 

[Pundertaker]

I just don't understand what's going on through his head, I mean it doesn't even look like something that you follow because you're horny? What's he trying to say

I wonder if he's trolling us?

Or maybe this is his next marketing role? Times must be getting really 'hard'

 

[judgejohndeed]

"I just use the mirror to...to see what I'm doing" wow, really! No way!

This is 15 minutes of my life I will never get back

 

[QueenBW]

Niomi at the beginning: "It doesn't need to be PAHFECT".

Niomi at the end: " I LOVE these curls! PAHFECT!!" Um. So. Is it pahfect or is it not pahfect?

Edited to add: WTF was she going on about regarding tights not being "Chiiiiic"? Girl, please. I dare you to wear a dress in Colorado weather without tights... Ugh. Frostbite must be the new chic...

 

[kittymeowlondon]

Niomi at the beginning: "It doesn't need to be PAHFECT".

Niomi at the end: " I LOVE these curls! PAHFECT!!" Um. So. Is it pahfect or is it not pahfect?

please can we all bombard her comments with book recommendations, starting with possibly, a thesaurus.

 

[Jackie Daytona]

Bubble is another buzzword she throws around without knowing the meaning.

 

[toanna1]

I know it’s been covered multiple times before but these kinky Instagram pages that Joe has followed is bizarre. I know that you can’t read into these follows reflecting anything about their relationship but if lack of passion / intimacy had anything to do with their breakup, I’d feel mortified if I was Niomi. I feel like a twit for even looking but I wondered if Joe was still following Niomi (he is) and his most recent Insta follow was this cracker of a page:
Also sorry if this is too explicit for here! Just thought it was too funny not to share.View attachment 333908

Is this what she discovered or unfolded about Joe ? that he is into something?

 

[imsorryabtthisacct]

I know it’s been covered multiple times before but these kinky Instagram pages that Joe has followed is bizarre. I know that you can’t read into these follows reflecting anything about their relationship but if lack of passion / intimacy had anything to do with their breakup, I’d feel mortified if I was Niomi. I feel like a twit for even looking but I wondered if Joe was still following Niomi (he is) and his most recent Insta follow was this cracker of a page:
Also sorry if this is too explicit for here! Just thought it was too funny not to share.View attachment 333908

I just can't with that dinosaur

Niomi at the beginning: "It doesn't need to be PAHFECT".

Niomi at the end: " I LOVE these curls! PAHFECT!!" Um. So. Is it pahfect or is it not pahfect?

Edited to add: WTF was she going on about regarding tights not being "Chiiiiic"? Girl, please. I dare you to wear a dress in Colorado weather without tights... Ugh. Frostbite must be the new chic...

ANYTHING can be chic if the person has the taste and creativity. Our home girl just hasn't got it. She puts pieces into categories and writes them off entirely because she lacks the imagination and sophistication to make them hers. Exhibit A of someone who knows to have fun with her style:

Tights! *gasp*