hahahah the shade
hahahah the shadeNot all us Aussies are sun damaged
But yes, he does look remarkably like an Aussie chippy on smoko
Next is going to be a guy who works in a mask production companyBrand manager for Dettol.
Dettol.
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PAHFECTBrand manager for Dettol.
Dettol.
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A lot of people are realizing this year that they’re sick of the superficial and are searching for more meaning.Omg. Can’t cope with her vapid Lockdown photoshoot grid posts. Could. You. Be more. Vapid. Starting to feel this with basically all influencers now, so over it
ETA honestly what did she and joe even have in common to begin with? He seems semi-cultured at least, he reads, is moderately into politics etc... what did they talk about? Where he could be dragged to take more pictures of her every day for her Instagram? Fuck lmao
"hosting retreats" always makes me thing of the "charity work" rich middle aged ish women who don't work do (I'm thinking the kind of thing Real Housewives etc etc)Another great article- makes a lot of sense.
What drew you to creating your own skincare brand?
I felt like there was something missing from my own personal skincare routine and I just couldn’t find anything that I was completely 100 per cent happy with. I set myself a goal of creating the ideal skincare brand that ticked all my boxes, but my main priority was that they actually work and have really strong skin benefits.
Benefits for whom, Nims? Great logic. Everyone has the same skin as you, of course.
Top tips for eating for your skin?
The number one thing is keeping hydrated by drinking lots of water and keeping your diet as diverse as possible – it’s all about balance.
yeah, balance of smoothie bowls
You have amassed a huge following on both Instagram and YouTube – how do you stay grounded? (this question)
I have recently been on a yoga teacher training course and have learned so much about meditation. I’ve always loved yoga, but this has really taken it to a whole new level. This year has been tricky to manoeuvre; our world has been turned upside down and it’s all about adapting to the new normal. The way that I’ve been dealing with that is through meditation and just accepting that actually, sometimes things are completely out of our control.
yeah, yoga, meditation, and don't forget the running around without a mask! that helps too
How have you found creating engaging content over lockdown and whilst working from home?
I’ve just had to accept that things are going to be different. I’m lucky enough to have one of my close friends as my photographer, so even though we’ve had to see each other from a distance, she can still create content with me.
having prosecco in the middle of the day with your 'friend', from a distance
From Eat Smart to Smart Skin – what will be your next venture?
We’re already working on the second launch for Smart Skin, which is exciting! It’s tricky at the moment with COVID, but eventually, I’d love to teach people yoga, create yoga videos online and host retreats at some point down the line.
yeah, it is so tricky during COVID to make yoga videos online, from your home, it is much better to attend endless yoga lessons and working from a cafe
Niomi Smart on Skincare & Sustainability
Having mastered the art of plant-based eating with her debut cookbook Eat Smart, amassed over 1 million followers on both YouTube and Instagram, andwww.countryandtownhouse.co.uk
He certainly does!!!!! Darker skin, quite dapper looking and the beard! Well done!!!
He also lives in Wandsworth (hiya nimbobs) which explains her being south of the river.He certainly does!!!!! Darker skin, quite dapper looking and the beard! Well done!!!
Mislead ‘bout Covid spread.. last BF ate bread, so she’s found Joey 2.0 insteadScared of bread but not ‘bout covid spread.. Dimbob’s mislead, the breakup’s gotten to her head
omg where is this? need to see. ta!Lmaoso true. He reminds me of Aussie guys with all that sun damage.
And yes! I thought she got with Joe to make Marcus jealous too! In one of her early vlogs when she first got with Joe and was showing him off, she mentions something about how she read Gemini’s will hear from their ex. And she says it’s true because her ex messaged her. She looked super smug when she said it. She definitely felt like she “Won” that breakup.
Imagine the food they'd be offered???"hosting retreats" always makes me thing of the "charity work" rich middle aged ish women who don't work do (I'm thinking the kind of thing Real Housewives etc etc)
I think this might be the one? She’s talked a lot about astrology over the years actually. But just really basic shit.omg where is this? need to see. ta!
whatevre it would be i imagine very little (obviously by whatever I mean either Acai bowsl or smoothie bowls, weather dependent ofc)Imagine the food they'd be offered???
I thought this was Niomi at quick glance!View attachment 300364
Dawid Malan (Joe 2.0 brother) and partner Clair Mottram.. thought it was weird how Dimbobs started lightening her hair again after so many years going for a natural look, can imagine her going back to blonde just to fit in
Niomi: complains she lost herself in relationshipView attachment 300364
Dawid Malan (Joe 2.0 brother) and partner Clair Mottram.. thought it was weird how Dimbobs started lightening her hair again after so many years going for a natural look, can imagine her going back to blonde just to fit in
Or at an ICU.Next is going to be a guy who works in a mask production company
The irony
Yeah, so did Terrina.I followed him earlier today,I had a feeling he would go private.Charles Drury (Lauren Goodger's piece)did the same thing the second his name started appearing on Tattle.They know we are talking about them.
Yeah, she's more like an Essex girl.This new dude def looks older than 31.
Also off topic, but Dimbobs is such an odd rich person. I don’t follow her closely so this stuff has probs already been talked about. But she doesn’t have a house? She moves from tiny flat to tiny flat. She embarrasses herself online, has poor taste in clothes & accessories. Shes not well educated.
If I didn’t know what her grandmother/grandparents were loaded, I wouldnt think of Niomi being well-off. Shes just so embarrassing and desperate in all aspects of life.
He looks fifty.Looks like her new bloke is one of those people who uses Twitter just to complain!
He'll be pleased Princess Superspreader gets free stays in hotels in that case.
Also, it looks like his brother or cousin (same surname) is an England and Yorkshire crickter. So is Niomi just using her cricket connections to find a new man? Yikes! As someone else said, I had no idea the cricket world was so incestuous.
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