Niomi Smart #10 Tier 2 blues, a lot of booze and new screws...Dimbob no longer a snooze

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I don’t think the new dude is a bad looking guy, but he certainly looks a LOT older than 31! Very ‘rugged’.
 
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His IG is private now, was it public before?
I followed him earlier today,I had a feeling he would go private.Charles Drury (Lauren Goodger's piece)did the same thing the second his name started appearing on Tattle.They know we are talking about them.
 
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Dearly hope Joe has a special advent calendar this year where behind each door is a slice of toast.
Yessss! With some whipped butter and sprinkled sugar on top ! Mmm Yumm !

the new guy is from SA, also got something to do with sport ( wrong choice for Niomi if she is planning to ration out food ) and seeks rich and looks good . Ticks off her criteria’s though
 
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I agree with you. They seemed like the perfect couple on the outside but I never got the feeling that she was IN LOVE with him. From the videos Joey was the one who was thoughtful in gestures and gifts. I don't recall Niomi doing anything lovey dovey for Joey.
 
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What sort of a stupid name is Charl?

Charles, Charlie? Carl? I’m so confused.

I don’t think he’s good looking, he’s a bit crusty. He’s not using SPF.

Are you telling me the girl in the picture with him isn’t Niomi? It’s the dead spit of her.

I always though she went into that relationship with Joe just to make Marcus jealous.
 
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I don’t think he’s good looking, he’s a bit crusty. He’s not using SPF.
Lmao so true. He reminds me of Aussie guys with all that sun damage.

And yes! I thought she got with Joe to make Marcus jealous too! In one of her early vlogs when she first got with Joe and was showing him off, she mentions something about how she read Gemini’s will hear from their ex. And she says it’s true because her ex messaged her. She looked super smug when she said it. She definitely felt like she “Won” that breakup.
 
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Apparently his brother is called Dawid
 
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This new dude def looks older than 31.

Also off topic, but Dimbobs is such an odd rich person. I don’t follow her closely so this stuff has probs already been talked about. But she doesn’t have a house? She moves from tiny flat to tiny flat. She embarrasses herself online, has poor taste in clothes & accessories. Shes not well educated.

If I didn’t know what her grandmother/grandparents were loaded, I wouldnt think of Niomi being well-off. Shes just so embarrassing and desperate in all aspects of life.
 
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Not all us Aussies are sun damaged

But yes, he does look remarkably like an Aussie chippy on smoko
 
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Rather more Hugh Grant and less David Brent, I assume?

Well, I had to look it up. It’s pronounced Sharl.

Dawid is Dar-vid.

Sharlene and Derwood.

I think Joe is much better looking than Sharlene but he always looked so stunned/scared/shocked in photos with her.
 
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Just catching up here, but, I vote yes with regards to the astrology thread.

A lot of words saying basically nothing. Prffff

Probably has it hanging on her wall. Lol.
I know people a little like her who do frame that shizz, it hangs in one of the downstairs bathrooms. They ask you to comment on it after your first visit.

View attachment 298466View attachment 298467Tanya and Niomi doing same «sponsorship» same day?? Cringe...
Both if these ladies are supposedly single / dumpef. Why are they looking at shilling the new menswear bling??? Surely jimbobs and marky would be better ambassadors? ??
 
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I know him hahaha. If it’s confirmed he’s the new guy I’ll spill some tea. All I will say is that he wasn’t really a professional cricketer it was more like local stuff and he is definitely 50 shades material.
 
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I know him hahaha. If it’s confirmed he’s the new guy I’ll spill some tea. All I will say is that he wasn’t really a professional cricketer it was more like local stuff and he is definitely 50 shades material.
So is he a good match for our dimbobs, or nah?
 
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