Dearly hope Joe has a special advent calendar this year where behind each door is a slice of toast.'sokay. He's just in time for porridge bowl weather. ..cue theme song..
Hope he enjoys being woken up unceremoniously for a 10k run before being force-fed porridge and a cheeky 1/10th piece of toast.
More power to ya dude.
OMG this post was so cringe!
She's just being spiteful. The new guy is just a pawn.Me either.Even if she was the one who was dumped,that is cold.You don't get over a broken engagement/heart in 3 fuckin months.
I don't think she lets anyone near that part of her, so, no. She probably insists on the lights being off.omg do u think she bleaches her asshole?
soz i just have been up all night on election duty.
And where in that video posted above she said it's not good having all the nasty chemical and Method (obviously, one of her promo companies) was much better. I'd love him to start cleaning her flat with Dettol hahathe new guy is the brand manager for dettol and niomi is continuing her super-spreading adventures around the city???? it's comedic
Edit: I did more snooping. He is just Joe 2.0. A marketing brand manager from a cricket family? Now we know why she says she's over Joe. She's still dating him
he also follows her private account and her friend charlotte. wonder if it's another from her reject pile like joe was. he also follows the girl we flagged as joe's possible new girl @annahernaman
Excellent snooping!Edit: I did more snooping. He is just Joe 2.0. A marketing brand manager from a cricket family? Now we know why she says she's over Joe. She's still dating him
They probably want to get noticed and have people come to their profile to admire their plastic surgery.What is with her gran or friends always posting comments like that on Insta? Why don't they text her? lol.
He's grade B Joe.Excellent snooping!
And yes, he is Joe 2.0....just 10 years older.
In my opinion if you really love and care about someone you don't leave them behind when they get injured so you can get a fast time on your casual run. Or not understand that leaving their dream job / country because of a pandemic might make them, idk, sad? The only one she loves is herself (but guys she really needs a self-love day).I wonder if niomi actually loved Joe as a person though, I think she was much more in love with the image that the relationship projected, he was good looking, rich, and it was something that others could be envious of. I know everyone mourns differently but I think that might explain why she moved on so quickly.
All she seems to care about is image and how she comes across to strangers on the internet. I think she was more upset about the fact that someone had the audacity to dump her than she was at losing the supposed love of her life.
it is specifically this that proves to us she is NOT OKAY being on her own. she couldnt even do the most basic shit on her own. working out is most people's "me time" myself included. she never wanted to do aNYTHING alone. and now, she has been leaving the house at like 4 in the fucking morning just to avoid being in a bed by herself. then she pounds champagne at night so she doesnt realize she is in the bed alone at night. then rinse repeat til she can go bone discount Joey on the weekends.I just don't understand her need to wake him up to do the run TOGETHER! My boyfriend and I are very active and we do go on runs on the weekend but separately, cause I wake up early and he likes to sleep in. I don't wake him up, I let him sleep. Why wouldn't I? Being in relationship doesnt mean that you need to do EVERYTHING TOGETHER!
Or when she woke him up to make shepherds pie? WTF Why? let the man sleep! Do it yourself or wait for him to wake up! I don't get it!
dude.... it is so many levels of creepy that he totally looks like Joe & his ex is a straight up Niomi doppelganger. I wonder if they accidentally call each other their lost lovers' names in bed. OH JO--I MEAN CHARL~ *justcloseyoureyesandpretendhe'sJoeyyyesthatsitPAHHHFECT*. also are we gonna talk about how transparently vengeful it is that she's dating a fucking CRICKET player when her ex fiance lost his dream job surrounding the sport of CRICKET. that feels blatantly intentional to me. we know she hates going to games too bc she admitted it in a lockdown vlog. god. Niomi is such a bitch. LET THAT MEANGIRL FLAG FLY YOU LITTLE SPOILED SHIT.If this is her new guy - the guy that SERIOUSLY strikes a resemblance to Joeyy (they could be brothers!) - with an EX that looks very much so like Nimbobs (also look as if they could be related...) ... its a bit freaky - its like they've both replaced each others EX for a lookalike
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