Picking up from where we left off:
Katie Hawkey is giving up the midwife life and choosing to be a stay at home mum … to her 5 year old daughter who is now in school.
The homewares business seems to be a flop or maybe a quick tax write off. Or maybe it’s just not the market to be starting a luxury homewares brand in a housing and cost of living crisis??
Rebecca Keil is set to be a solo parent next year as her husband jets off toshag his way through Auckland immerse himself in his culture.
Ticket sales to the tit show that is funding this tit show appear to be slow with giveaways happening left right and centre. Maybe next time she could advertise her tickets and have them available to purchase more than 5 minutes before she starts touring
Louisa is crying over 9/11 but literally none of the other atrocities that are happening in the world.
Her daughters continue to be influencers in training and her hands continue to wave wildly around as she talks.
Elle Herself the postpartum queen is off overseas again and we all look forward to another YouTube instalment of surviving travel with twins as she continues to try coming across as a parenting expert while hiding her severe anxiety about going literally anywhere with her kids.
Cherie is in Rome, eating her way around the country and insulting the chefs by putting her own seasoning on all their delicious food. No offence Cherie, but I think they know how to cook darl …
Bernadebt is slowly drifting away from her Ronald McDonald era as she gets her hair colour stripped. We are all excited to see what pasta dish she resembles since she has gone from 2 minute noodles to spaghetti bolognaise .. what will it be next?
MFM is back from her mental health crisis and fresh into crying over Harry Potter fanfic. We were lost without her regular updates on what time she had her morning coffee and what the Auckland weather was doing.
The memes continue but this time they’re sprinkled with TikTok’s that not a single soul is laughing over except Maria.
SpongeBob aka 5kiwikids has finally taken the reins of their new business with the whopping opening hours of 9am-2pm. Not inconvenient to most people at all!
The shopping trolley and playground pictures continue, as well as constant pushing of her patreon every single time she gets a new follower, just in case that one might want to pay her to see her kids.
Officially Em is still running around in her underwear but this time with the added information on her period and exactly where in her cycle she is. We TOTALLY need to know all that information!
Instead of helping to remove the stigma around periods and menstruating she has instead made everyone cringe. Amazing.
Where is her husband while all this is happening? Smoking weed in the garage probably.
Ethically Kate becomes the laughing stock of the internet by sharing her cringy traditions with her husband. Instead of backing herself and standing by her little rituals, she turned off the comments.
Love From Your Dads went quiet for a time and we all secretly hoped it was because he was stuck in Bali jail for trying to play the system. Realistically he would have just paid off the police and carried on being irresponsible but dreams are free!
Tits Up girl Chris is currently overseas and complaining about being with “the oldies” aka the people she booked her holiday with.
She manages to make a great trip look like a tit time but realistically we can’t understand her still so maybe she actually is enjoying herself …
Holly May is still MIA and none of us care.
But if you want to support her weed habit you can join her private Instagram for $50 and see what she’s up to.
Talz is back but tbh I didn’t notice she was gone so maybe someone else can update her section.
Simone Anderson and Just Jess have their own threads which are both worth a scroll if only for a laugh.
Katie Hawkey is giving up the midwife life and choosing to be a stay at home mum … to her 5 year old daughter who is now in school.
The homewares business seems to be a flop or maybe a quick tax write off. Or maybe it’s just not the market to be starting a luxury homewares brand in a housing and cost of living crisis??
Rebecca Keil is set to be a solo parent next year as her husband jets off to
Ticket sales to the tit show that is funding this tit show appear to be slow with giveaways happening left right and centre. Maybe next time she could advertise her tickets and have them available to purchase more than 5 minutes before she starts touring
Louisa is crying over 9/11 but literally none of the other atrocities that are happening in the world.
Her daughters continue to be influencers in training and her hands continue to wave wildly around as she talks.
Elle Herself the postpartum queen is off overseas again and we all look forward to another YouTube instalment of surviving travel with twins as she continues to try coming across as a parenting expert while hiding her severe anxiety about going literally anywhere with her kids.
Cherie is in Rome, eating her way around the country and insulting the chefs by putting her own seasoning on all their delicious food. No offence Cherie, but I think they know how to cook darl …
Bernadebt is slowly drifting away from her Ronald McDonald era as she gets her hair colour stripped. We are all excited to see what pasta dish she resembles since she has gone from 2 minute noodles to spaghetti bolognaise .. what will it be next?
MFM is back from her mental health crisis and fresh into crying over Harry Potter fanfic. We were lost without her regular updates on what time she had her morning coffee and what the Auckland weather was doing.
The memes continue but this time they’re sprinkled with TikTok’s that not a single soul is laughing over except Maria.
SpongeBob aka 5kiwikids has finally taken the reins of their new business with the whopping opening hours of 9am-2pm. Not inconvenient to most people at all!
The shopping trolley and playground pictures continue, as well as constant pushing of her patreon every single time she gets a new follower, just in case that one might want to pay her to see her kids.
Officially Em is still running around in her underwear but this time with the added information on her period and exactly where in her cycle she is. We TOTALLY need to know all that information!
Instead of helping to remove the stigma around periods and menstruating she has instead made everyone cringe. Amazing.
Where is her husband while all this is happening? Smoking weed in the garage probably.
Ethically Kate becomes the laughing stock of the internet by sharing her cringy traditions with her husband. Instead of backing herself and standing by her little rituals, she turned off the comments.
Love From Your Dads went quiet for a time and we all secretly hoped it was because he was stuck in Bali jail for trying to play the system. Realistically he would have just paid off the police and carried on being irresponsible but dreams are free!
Tits Up girl Chris is currently overseas and complaining about being with “the oldies” aka the people she booked her holiday with.
She manages to make a great trip look like a tit time but realistically we can’t understand her still so maybe she actually is enjoying herself …
Holly May is still MIA and none of us care.
But if you want to support her weed habit you can join her private Instagram for $50 and see what she’s up to.
Talz is back but tbh I didn’t notice she was gone so maybe someone else can update her section.
Simone Anderson and Just Jess have their own threads which are both worth a scroll if only for a laugh.
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